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[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

*manages to pass out in the doorway, no one ever said that elves had a great constitution*

Is Jack still on call Shepard?

Learning from the best, eh? *evil laugh*

*yells* JACK! Get this elf creature onto the Normandy. Garrus wants to have some fun.

[Brass_Buckles]

*Selika's Dog approaches*

Dog growls angrily.

(Hey, no violating the goody-goody elf mage/devout follower of the Chant of Light.)

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 28 février 2010 - 05:43 .

[synergys2k]

*cloaks and sneaks behind the dog*



*draws Carnifex hand cannon and wallops the dog with it*



*dog whimpers and falls unconscious to the floor*

[synergys2k]

(( What's a Mabari? I never played Dragon Age... ))



As you wish. JACK! Bring the dog onboard as well!

[Brass_Buckles]

*Morrigan wanders in, Sten follows.* Morrigan says, "Hm. 'Tis the place that she mentioned, but I do not see her. 'Tis most strange. I thought she mentioned looking for a gift for that oaf Alistair here."



Sten just grunts.

[synergys2k]

No irony. It's all about loyalty!

[Brass_Buckles]

synergys2k wrote...

(( What's a Mabari? I never played Dragon Age... ))

As you wish. JACK! Bring the dog onboard as well!

(( Mabari are war-dogs that resemble mastiffs or American bulldogs, but they are majorly muscular.  And big enough that compared to Selika they looked large enough to ride on.  Also they can lick the blood off your armor.  Selika's is named Hero...))

[synergys2k]

Don't worry about Tali. I say jump, she says how high.

[Speakeasy13]

Goddamn heroes!

[Brass_Buckles]

*seems to be regaining consciousness*



Urrrgh. Sten, izzat you? Wherez Alistair? Ungh. Don't feel so well. Think I'm gunna barf...

[synergys2k]

Heroes? We just kidnapped a primitive life form.



The merc has limited intellect as well....

[Brass_Buckles]

Hnng. Who're you? If you dun lemme go I'm gunna barf all over you. Must've drunk dwarven special brew...

[DalishRanger]

Well, I am rather certain the original poster did not intend for this thread to explode into a veritable torrent of shenanigans. But if that was indeed their intention, then they deployed their dastardly plan most excellently. Fifty-six pages in only one day! Bravo, I say. *Claps*

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Hnng. Who're you? If you dun lemme go I'm gunna barf all over you. Must've drunk dwarven special brew...

Does your hair hurt?

Wha?  What kinna question izzat?  Can't think, head pounding.  Don't feel well.  Archdemon in my head... right... Need to kill archdemon.  Grey Warden... Alistair.  Recruiting... ugh.  Too fuzzy.

*throws up*

Wake me up 'fore we get to Orz'mar 'kay?

((It strikes me that having a soon-to-be angry primal mage/shapeshifter on the Normandy would be a bad idea.  Hilarious, but bad.))

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 28 février 2010 - 06:09 .

[synergys2k]

Garrus take her to Port cargo with Grunt. I'll have Grunt and Jack stand guard.



EDI! Inform Grunt and Jack to guard the prisoner. Tell them if she attempts anything hostile to put her down swiftly with minimal collateral damage. I've got a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy to drink with Dr. Chakwas.

[synergys2k]

*takes 3 shots of brandy and passes out on sick bay bed*

[Speakeasy13]

synergys2k wrote...

Garrus take her to Port cargo with Grunt. I'll have Grunt and Jack stand guard.

EDI! Inform Grunt and Jack to guard the prisoner. Tell them if she attempts anything hostile to put her down swiftly with minimal collateral damage. I've got a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy to drink with Dr. Chakwas.

Cougar attack!

[Brass_Buckles]

*wakes up a few hours later, sees some kind of monster guarding her, freaks out*



Where is this? Why are the walls all metal and shiny? Who are you? What are you? What about the Archdemon? What about the army? What about *FERELDAN!?*