*wakes up very, very drunk*
Why the hell do we have a prisoner on the ship!?
Why do you all talk like your Profile Picture!?
Débuté par
slicer477
, févr. 27 2010 12:35
#1401
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:24
#1402
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:25
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Alright, I'm done for now.
If you need me, I'll be doing some calibrations.
If you need me, I'll be doing some calibrations.
#1403
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:27
*takes one more shot of brandy*
*hic* Sleep *hic* time for the comm*hic*ander *hic.* EDI, vent the *hic* the port c*hic*argo hold.
*passes out*
See ya later.
*hic* Sleep *hic* time for the comm*hic*ander *hic.* EDI, vent the *hic* the port c*hic*argo hold.
*passes out*
See ya later.
#1404
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:29
*screams and beats on the doors*
Let me out, I have to slay the Archdemon or we're all doomed! DOOMED! The Blight will take over Fereldan! I'm already tainted! My days are numbered! Is prison really necessary! ...By the Maker, I hope I didn't do something to deserve this... The way my head's throbbing I'd guess I overindulged.
Let me out, I have to slay the Archdemon or we're all doomed! DOOMED! The Blight will take over Fereldan! I'm already tainted! My days are numbered! Is prison really necessary! ...By the Maker, I hope I didn't do something to deserve this... The way my head's throbbing I'd guess I overindulged.
#1405
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:35
Joke served. Let her *hic* out. Get *hic* her off my ship. *hic*
*falls asleep*
(( I'm outta here. G'night ))
*falls asleep*
(( I'm outta here. G'night ))
#1406
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:41
*Crawls through the vents of the Normandy with Oghren*
So this is the building the bird thing took the Elf woman, weird shape though, cant be Dwarven constuction, never seen anything like it in Fereldin.
"Well so long as the girl is 'thankful' i'm fine. Grah, damnit why am i crawling through this tiny tunnel in my armor in the first place?!"
Because it would take too long to take off and no one wants to see your hairy dwarven ass.
"Point taken Warden."
*pokes out the vent from behind Grunt*
*whispers* looks like they got some tiny golem protecting her, you get it with Ageless and i'll untie the girl.
"You always get to untie the girl."
Because you're the one strong enough to heave that massive sword!
*Oghren grumbles* "have it your way Warden."
Dwarven Sneak Attack! *leaps on top of Grunt and jumps in front of him, causing all focus placed on the purple armored dwarf as Oghren tripped the Krogan with a heavy blow with his sword.*
*bows to the elf*
Lass.
So this is the building the bird thing took the Elf woman, weird shape though, cant be Dwarven constuction, never seen anything like it in Fereldin.
"Well so long as the girl is 'thankful' i'm fine. Grah, damnit why am i crawling through this tiny tunnel in my armor in the first place?!"
Because it would take too long to take off and no one wants to see your hairy dwarven ass.
"Point taken Warden."
*pokes out the vent from behind Grunt*
*whispers* looks like they got some tiny golem protecting her, you get it with Ageless and i'll untie the girl.
"You always get to untie the girl."
Because you're the one strong enough to heave that massive sword!
*Oghren grumbles* "have it your way Warden."
Dwarven Sneak Attack! *leaps on top of Grunt and jumps in front of him, causing all focus placed on the purple armored dwarf as Oghren tripped the Krogan with a heavy blow with his sword.*
*bows to the elf*
Lass.
#1407
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:49
Hurrah, I am being rescued! I think! Have you seen a dog anywhere? He's about... *holds hand up to her chest* this tall, and his name is Hero.
Also, I really think we should take down that talking darkspawn. I don't know where it could be, but talking hurlocks can't be a good thing.
Oh by the way? Thank you for coming. Can I give you a hug?
Also, I really think we should take down that talking darkspawn. I don't know where it could be, but talking hurlocks can't be a good thing.
Oh by the way? Thank you for coming. Can I give you a hug?
#1408
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:52
*looks at the Krogan and pokes it a few times with his dagger* 'Fraid i haven't seen a dog about other then Trian.
And do you say Darkspawn are about?! But... I dont sense any.
*hears her offer for a hug*
Umm... Well... I'm currently in a relationship, and my friend Oghren here took down the tiny golem, he gets the hug.
"Heh heh heh."
And do you say Darkspawn are about?! But... I dont sense any.
*hears her offer for a hug*
Umm... Well... I'm currently in a relationship, and my friend Oghren here took down the tiny golem, he gets the hug.
"Heh heh heh."
#1409
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:54
Oh, that's okay, I'm, er, well. There's Alistair. But I thought a friendly hug would be okay.
Say, um, do you have a plan to get out of here, by any chance? 'Cause... I'm afraid I don't. Unless I can figure out how to spin webs in spider form, that is... or maybe bear form would work...
Say, um, do you have a plan to get out of here, by any chance? 'Cause... I'm afraid I don't. Unless I can figure out how to spin webs in spider form, that is... or maybe bear form would work...
#1410
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:56
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Huh. Never thought I'd see the day when a Volus decided to attack a Krogan.
I don't even care, let's get Harkin.
I don't even care, let's get Harkin.
#1411
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:00
Well you arnt quite small enough to get through the tunnel like we did, so we need to get through that strange metal door then. *he and Oghren push against the door for a while to no avail*
"What if it's a pull?"
*swats the back of Oghren's head*
There's no handle!
"What if it's a pull?"
*swats the back of Oghren's head*
There's no handle!
#1412
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:03
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
*Welds the door shut.*
#1413
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:05
please do not disturb the keepers.
#1414
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:05
Hmmm, I could be a lot smaller, you know, but then that wouldn't get you back into the tunnel. I can take swarm form. Hm.
Well, if we're going to try the door, then stand back and I'll cast some spells on it until it opens. Surely something will work, right? Because I have to get back to recruiting so we can take down the Archdemon. After that, I think I'm just going to get very, very drunk. I think I'd even consider kissing Zevran at that point, but I don't think Alistair would like that much.
Well, if we're going to try the door, then stand back and I'll cast some spells on it until it opens. Surely something will work, right? Because I have to get back to recruiting so we can take down the Archdemon. After that, I think I'm just going to get very, very drunk. I think I'd even consider kissing Zevran at that point, but I don't think Alistair would like that much.
#1415
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:06
Bah, I'm sick of waiting. Oghren! Take the lady to some cover, i'll get the explosives ready.
*gets the 100 or so different bombs he's hoarded*
*gets the 100 or so different bombs he's hoarded*
#1416
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:08
Oooooh, explosives! Can I light them? Pretty please? I can cast fireball!
#1417
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:11
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
#1418
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:14
NO!
A mage would only muck it up and release a demon or something. Only a dwarf can understand the complex systematic steps involved in prepping a large door knocking IED.
*sets up a big pile and lights the fuse, tackleing the elf to the ground before it does off*
A mage would only muck it up and release a demon or something. Only a dwarf can understand the complex systematic steps involved in prepping a large door knocking IED.
*sets up a big pile and lights the fuse, tackleing the elf to the ground before it does off*
#1419
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:18
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Huh? I guess Grunt is running around the cargo hold again.
Good thing we bomb proofed the door.
Good thing we bomb proofed the door.
#1420
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:19
WE HAVE COME FOR YOU SHEPARD.
*boards the Normandy*
*notices there is no one around*
*wanders down to the lower decks*
*boards the Normandy*
*notices there is no one around*
*wanders down to the lower decks*
Modifié par thegreateski, 28 février 2010 - 07:20 .
#1421
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:22
Oh. tough metal. *looks down into the face of the elf he tackled.*
Hi.
<<
>>
*gets off of her and walked over to the smouldering door.*
*reaches into his pack and tosses an acid bomb at the door, melting it down* Hey a lady! *waves at Jack who was guarding the door from before*
Hi.
<<
>>
*gets off of her and walked over to the smouldering door.*
*reaches into his pack and tosses an acid bomb at the door, melting it down* Hey a lady! *waves at Jack who was guarding the door from before*
#1422
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:22
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
*opens the cargo bay doors, ejecting the collector out into space.*thegreateski wrote...
WE HAVE COME FOR YOU SHEPARD.
*boards the Normandy*
*notices there is no one around*
*wanders down to the lower decks*
*Activates Legion.*
Modifié par DrathanGervaise, 28 février 2010 - 07:23 .
#1423
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:25
THIS WAS MERELY A SET BACK!
*"Wings" his way back towards the Normandy*
*"Wings" his way back towards the Normandy*
#1424
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:27
It's alright, you're safe now. Where's the commander?DrathanGervaise wrote...
*opens the cargo bay doors, ejecting the collector out into space.*thegreateski wrote...
WE HAVE COME FOR YOU SHEPARD.
*boards the Normandy*
*notices there is no one around*
*wanders down to the lower decks*
*Activates Legion.*
#1425
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:30
*walks up behind Anderson*D3LT4 H4WK wrote...
It's alright, you're safe now. Where's the commander?DrathanGervaise wrote...
*opens the cargo bay doors, ejecting the collector out into space.*thegreateski wrote...
WE HAVE COME FOR YOU SHEPARD.
*boards the Normandy*
*notices there is no one around*
*wanders down to the lower decks*
*Activates Legion.*
YES. WHERE IS THE COMMANDER FLESHY THING?





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