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[CardonT]

Jack-Zero is still here, so we haven't tied her to a warhead to increase the devastating force of the explosion. Ergo: no, Shepard-Commander.

[Saberwolf116]

Talk like my profile picture? What are you talking about? Why would I be...but you...oh, Keelah, it's hot in here.

[varrikh]

synergys2k wrote...

Remember that elf lady thing and her dog? I better lay off the Rincol...

Did we by chance destroy that world?

RYNCOL, PUNY ALCOHOL BASED DRINK TWISTING ORGANIC MINDS.
YOUR KIND SEEMS TO BE LESS THAN WORTHY OUR ATTENTION.
WHY CAN'T WE, JUST DAMN ONCE, SEE LIFE WORTH REAPING AFTER THOSE FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS?!
YOU'LL END UP LIKE PROTHEANS. I REVOKE MY OFFER OF SALVATION.
YOU HAVE BEEN DESTINED TO BE DOOMED.
DO NOT PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BODY EVEN IF POSSIBLE.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 05:44 .

[Bullet Jesus]

JRM01 wrote...

Yup the reason I chose this picture is because it reflects my personality

I never really noticed that everyone talks like there profile pic , thanks for informing us magical talking peper.

Modifié par Bullet Jesus, 28 février 2010 - 05:43 .

[synergys2k]

*breathes sigh of relief* That was a close call. I really need to lay off the alcohol...

[CardonT]

*connects with EDI and synthesizes an old song from earth called "Still Alive"*

[Saberwolf116]

synergys2k wrote...

*breathes sigh of relief* That was a close call. I really need to lay off the alcohol...

[synergys2k]

varrikh wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Remember that elf lady thing and her dog? I better lay off the Rincol...

Did we by chance destroy that world?

RYNCOL, PUNY ALCOHOL BASED DRINK TWISTING ORGANIC MINDS.
YOUR KIND SEEMS TO BE LESS THAN WORTHY OUR ATTENTION.
WHY CAN'T WE, JUST DAMN ONCE, SEE LIFE WORTH REAPING AFTER THOSE FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS?!
YOU'LL END UP LIKE PROTHEANS. I REVOKE MY OFFER OF SALVATION.
YOU HAVE BEEN DESTINED TO BE DOOMED.
DO NOT PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BODY EVEN IF POSSIBLE.

The big, stupid jellyfish-squid creature is talking again. You are trapped in dark space squid. Your kind will traverse our galaxy no more. How many squids do I need to exterminate before you understand?

[intersect]

MRAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!

[CardonT]

Translation: "It is boring inside a Reaper. I came aboard the Normandy to spill some drinks and get loud."

Translation ends.

[Biotic_Warlock]

Lonely in this chair...

[varrikh]

synergys2k wrote...

varrikh wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Remember that elf lady thing and her dog? I better lay off the Rincol...

Did we by chance destroy that world?

RYNCOL, PUNY ALCOHOL BASED DRINK TWISTING ORGANIC MINDS.
YOUR KIND SEEMS TO BE LESS THAN WORTHY OUR ATTENTION.
WHY CAN'T WE, JUST DAMN ONCE, SEE LIFE WORTH REAPING AFTER THOSE FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS?!
YOU'LL END UP LIKE PROTHEANS. I REVOKE MY OFFER OF SALVATION.
YOU HAVE BEEN DESTINED TO BE DOOMED.
DO NOT PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BODY EVEN IF POSSIBLE.

The big, stupid jellyfish-squid creature is talking again. You are trapped in dark space squid. Your kind will traverse our galaxy no more. How many squids do I need to exterminate before you understand?

WE ARE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
YOUR DESTRUCTION IS COMING.
SOONER THAN LATER HUMAN.
SOONER. THAN. LATER.
REFERING TO www.youtube.com/watch, GETH?
WE HAVE FOUND IT ON EXTRANET WEBSITE CALLED YOUTUBE.
HUMANS, WE HAVE SEEN THIS IDEA HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS OF TIME.
BE MORE CREATIVE.
ORGANIC EVOLUTION IS GETTING BORING.

(( What are you doing in between posting here, btw.?  ))

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 06:01 .

[Biotic_Warlock]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

We're going into a place infected with a plague that kills Turians?

Why can't we do something nice for once?

Usually what's fun for you garrus, isnt fun for me, you seem to get into a lot of fights, and well, i'm not really good in fights.

[varrikh]

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

We're going into a place infected with a plague that kills Turians?

Why can't we do something nice for once?

Usually what's fun for you garrus, isnt fun for me, you seem to get into a lot of fights, and well, i'm not really good in fights.

YOU'D LIKE TO GO AND WATCH PORNOGRAPHY THEN?
FRANKLY, YOU ORGANICS ARE TOO SIMPLE.
VIOLENCE, MONEY AND SEX ARE WHAT DRIVES YOU.
YOUR KIND IS TRULY UNWORTHY.

[CardonT]

WE ARE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.

YOUR DESTRUCTION IS COMING.

SOONER THAN LATER HUMAN.

SOONER. THAN. LATER.

REFERING TO www.youtube.com/watch, GETH?

WE HAVE FOUND IT ON EXTRANET WEBSITE CALLED YOUTUBE.

HUMANS, WE HAVE SEEN THIS IDEA HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS OF TIME.

BE MORE CREATIVE.

ORGANIC EVOLUTION IS GETTING BORING.



(( What are you doing in between posting here, btw.? ))

We were referring to that song, yes. The sound of synthetic voices coupled with music has a defragmentating effect on our software.

It also contains one of EDIs favourite things to say.

That was a joke.

[sonsonthebia07]

I. Am. Hungry.

[varrikh]

CardonT wrote...

WE ARE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
YOUR DESTRUCTION IS COMING.
SOONER THAN LATER HUMAN.
SOONER. THAN. LATER.
REFERING TO www.youtube.com/watch, GETH?
WE HAVE FOUND IT ON EXTRANET WEBSITE CALLED YOUTUBE.
HUMANS, WE HAVE SEEN THIS IDEA HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS OF TIME.
BE MORE CREATIVE.
ORGANIC EVOLUTION IS GETTING BORING.

(( What are you doing in between posting here, btw.? ))

We were referring to that song, yes. The sound of synthetic voices coupled with music has a defragmentating effect on our software.
It also contains one of EDIs favourite things to say.
That was a joke.

YOU ARE MORE ORGANIC THAN YOU THINK.
BE AWARE GETH, FOR YOU ARE GOING DOWN THE PATH OF ORGANIC SPECIES.
DE-EVOLUTION... SO... PATHETIC.

GARRUS VAKARIAN, A TURIAN.
PRIMITIVE RACE, USED AS GALAXY'S LAW ENFORCERERS.
YOUR KIND IS BEING USED BY THE OTHERS.
LACKS INDEPENDENCE.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 06:14 .

[varrikh]

THIS CHANGES NOTHING.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY.
*The Reaper fleet emerges from the Dark Space*


(( How did the Reapers actually mange to emerge from the Dark Space? I mean... they needed The Conduit before, now they just emerged from that damn Space and could be seen on the very edge of the Galaxy. Soon they'll find the nearest Mass Relay (they know locations of all the Mass Relays, even those undocumented) and... ))

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 06:21 .

[Lord_Moose]

*Runs pantless about the crew deck without pants with Oghren confusing the hell out of the Cerberus crew*

[varrikh]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

THIS CHANGES NOTHING.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY.
*The Reaper fleet emerges from the Dark Space*

I have found the Reaper Fleet's weakness...

(Pulls out a super soaker.)

HYDRATION...

H20, WATER, HYDROGENIUM.
WE DO NOT NEED SUCH PRIMITIVE RESOURCE.
YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN, TURIAN.