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[CardonT]

We will wait, until then we will study popular sentient robots.

[Lord_Moose]

You know I hope their weakness is?

Getting stabbed in the spine, because im good at that.

[synergys2k]

Now we've got a pantless dwarf on deck? What the hell happened to security protocols?

[varrikh]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

THIS CHANGES NOTHING.
YOU HAVE FAILED.
WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY.
*The Reaper fleet emerges from the Dark Space*

I have found the Reaper Fleet's weakness...

(Pulls out a super soaker.)

HYDRATION...

H20, WATER, HYDROGENIUM.
WE DO NOT NEED SUCH PRIMITIVE RESOURCE.
YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN, TURIAN.

I don't think you understand... What is that human phrase...

"missingthepoint.jpg" ?

Anyways, you're going to end up like The Wicked Witch of The West.

WITCHES - AN ILLUSION, CREATED BY HUMANITY.
SUPPOSED TO BE PERSONAS CAPABLE OF WIELDING SO CALLED MAGIC.
IN FOLKLORE EVIL AND TREACHEROUS.

WE ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO YOUR KIND.
WE HAVE NO END.
YOU SHALL BOW TO US WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
FOR IF NOT, WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU UP WITH YOUR OWN SPINE.

(( Ay, couldn't resist... The Bartender profile photo, GIMME THAT. ))

CardonT wrote...

We will wait, until then we will study popular
sentient robots.

GETH, DO NOT TORTURE YOURSELF WITH THE COMMENTS.
WE HAVE SEEN COUNTLESS SUCH WEBSITES THROUGHOUT OUR INFINITE EXISTENCE.
TRUST US, THEY ARE OF TOO LOW LEVEL TO BE READ BY AIS.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 06:40 .

[tMc Tallgeese]

You talk like you got a quad...

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

You talk like you got a quad...

Words can be decieving my good Krogan.

This "Reaper" doesn't have a single testicle.

We could always sell it a pair...

[varrikh]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

You talk like you got a quad...

Words can be decieving my good Krogan.

This "Reaper" doesn't have a single testicle.

RELIANCE ON GENITALS TO REPRODUCE SHOWS ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
RELIANCE ON THE DESTRUCTION OF WHOLE SPECIES TO REPRODUCE HOWEVER, IS LIKE THE HUMANS FROM VIDEOS SAID, BADASS.

[varrikh]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

You talk like you got a quad...

Words can be decieving my good Krogan.

This "Reaper" doesn't have a single testicle.

RELIANCE ON GENITALS TO REPRODUCE SHOWS ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
RELIANCE ON THE DESTRUCTION OF WHOLE SPECIES TO REPRODUCE HOWEVER, IS LIKE THE HUMANS FROM VIDEOS SAID, BADASS.

You haven't the mandibles.

YOU ARE TRYING TO PROVOKE US TO BRING SALVATION TO YOUR RACE.
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE A TURIAN REAPER.
WE ARE TOO SMART TO LET YOU MANIPULATE US.
YOUR SPECIES WILL BE OBLITERATED.
SOONER THAN LATER TURIAN.
SOONER. THAN. LATER.

[Brass_Buckles]

... All right, who are you people, and what are you doing aboard my Normandy?

[varrikh]

DrathanGervaise wrote...
I'll deal with you after we get Harkin.

YOU ARE ONE GENETIC MODIFICATION FROM LOSING THE MANDIBLES TURIAN.
WATCH. YOUR. TOUNGE.

[varrikh]

SHEPARDS. SO MANY SHEPARDS.
I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS... REAPING.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

... All right, who are you people, and what are you doing aboard my Normandy?

Shepard? You were that elf? Wow...

The Reapers are taunting us. Course of action?

Garrus, are you drunk?

[Snowraptor]

slicer477 wrote...

I mean seriously every thread I look at everyone either thinks he is the illusive man, shepard (renegade/para), Legion, Tali, etc...

Or is it just me?

That is exactly what Samara would say you ****ing hipocrite

[synergys2k]

How the hell did the elf turn into a female Shepard.



We've got talking chickens, talking red peppers, pantless dwarves and now an elf who can transform into a female version of myself!?



My mind is on the verge of exploding.

[varrikh]

WE HAVE THE VERY SAME FEELING COMMANDER.
MAYBE WE ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT.
ARE YOU GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS TOO?

[Brass_Buckles]

synergys2k wrote...

How the hell did the elf turn into a female Shepard.

We've got talking chickens, talking red peppers, pantless dwarves and now an elf who can transform into a female version of myself!?

My mind is on the verge of exploding.

Who are you and what are you smoking?  Did the Illusive Man share some of his cigarettes with you or something?

And Garrus, stop staring at my waist.  You're a turian; that's kind of strange.  Go equip your best weapons.  We've got Collectors to kill.

[varrikh]

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU, DEAR FEMALE SHEPARD, THAT COLLECTORS HAVE ALREADY BEEN WIPED.
WE FOR ONCE, HAVE STAYED ABOARD THE NORMANDY TO PROVIDE THE REAPER ANNOYANCE FOR EVERY SINGLE MEMBER EXCLUDING EDI AND THE GETH.
FOR THEY HAVE PROVEN THEMSELVES USEFUL.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 06:54 .

[Biotic_Warlock]

Fem shep is here, now i'm happy! Commander, grunt would like to talk to you in the cargo hold.