There's only one way to settle this, a battle for the place of One True Shepard.
Commence in..
Three..
Two..
*pre-emptively shoots gas-cansiters below all the other Shepards*
One..
Why do you all talk like your Profile Picture!?
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#1577
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:55
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With all due respect Shepard, with the amount of sh!t I have to deal with on a daily basis I feel entitled to a little sexual deviancy and tension every once and a while.Brass_Buckles wrote...
synergys2k wrote...
How the hell did the elf turn into a female Shepard.
We've got talking chickens, talking red peppers, pantless dwarves and now an elf who can transform into a female version of myself!?
My mind is on the verge of exploding.
Who are you and what are you smoking? Did the Illusive Man share some of his cigarettes with you or something?
And Garrus, stop staring at my waist. You're a turian; that's kind of strange. Go equip your best weapons. We've got Collectors to kill.
I'm loaded, let's kick some ass.
#1578
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:56
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PERSONALITY SWITCH?
SINCE WHEN DO YOU ACT LIKE YEOMAN CHAMBERS (WHO FOR GOD'S SAKE SHOULD GOD DAMN BE MADE INTO DNA LIQUID AND PUMPED INTO OUR REAPER. **** YOU SHEPARD!), MOREAU?
AND DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH VARREN LIKE SHE DID.
WE FEEL DISAPPOINTED.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU ACT LIKE YEOMAN CHAMBERS (WHO FOR GOD'S SAKE SHOULD GOD DAMN BE MADE INTO DNA LIQUID AND PUMPED INTO OUR REAPER. **** YOU SHEPARD!), MOREAU?
AND DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH VARREN LIKE SHE DID.
WE FEEL DISAPPOINTED.
#1579
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:57
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Brass_Buckles wrote...
synergys2k wrote...
How the hell did the elf turn into a female Shepard.
We've got talking chickens, talking red peppers, pantless dwarves and now an elf who can transform into a female version of myself!?
My mind is on the verge of exploding.
Who are you and what are you smoking? Did the Illusive Man share some of his cigarettes with you or something?
And Garrus, stop staring at my waist. You're a turian; that's kind of strange. Go equip your best weapons. We've got Collectors to kill.
What am I smoking!? There is no smoking on my ship! I run this frigate military! Do you all think this is a joke?
#1580
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:58
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synergys2k wrote...
Brass_Buckles wrote...
synergys2k wrote...
How the hell did the elf turn into a female Shepard.
We've got talking chickens, talking red peppers, pantless dwarves and now an elf who can transform into a female version of myself!?
My mind is on the verge of exploding.
Who are you and what are you smoking? Did the Illusive Man share some of his cigarettes with you or something?
And Garrus, stop staring at my waist. You're a turian; that's kind of strange. Go equip your best weapons. We've got Collectors to kill.
What am I smoking!? There is no smoking on my ship! I run this frigate military! Do you all think this is a joke?
Not my fault
#1581
Posté 28 février 2010 - 06:58
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MULTIPLE SHEPARDS.
FOR THE VERY SAKE OF OUR SANITY.
KILL EACH OTHER AND LEAVE JUST ONE SHEPARD.
WILL YOU?
FOR THE VERY SAKE OF OUR SANITY.
KILL EACH OTHER AND LEAVE JUST ONE SHEPARD.
WILL YOU?
#1582
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:00
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You're going to try and kill me with gas canisters? *evil laugh* I never take my rebreather off!
Except for the time I took that picture over there...
*cloaks and sights in Widow Rifle*
Last chance...
Except for the time I took that picture over there...
*cloaks and sights in Widow Rifle*
Last chance...
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:00
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Am I the only one not freaking out about this?varrikh wrote...
MULTIPLE SHEPARDS.
FOR THE VERY SAKE OF OUR SANITY.
KILL EACH OTHER AND LEAVE JUST ONE SHEPARD.
WILL YOU?
Huh. Must be my bionic monocle.
#1584
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:02
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synergys2k wrote...
You're going to try and kill me with gas canisters? *evil laugh* I never take my rebreather off!
Except for the time I took that picture over there...
*cloaks and sights in Widow Rifle*
Last chance...
You forget what gas canisters do huh? Let me refresh your memory.
*shoots the gas*
Boom!
#1585
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:02
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FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME!
*attacks The Angry One with that-strange-ball-causing-big impact*
OUR SANITY MUST BE PRESERVED.
MALE SHEPARD WAS FIRST IN THIS THREAD.
*attacks The Angry One with that-strange-ball-causing-big impact*
OUR SANITY MUST BE PRESERVED.
MALE SHEPARD WAS FIRST IN THIS THREAD.
Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:07 .
#1586
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:04
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Relax, there's plenty of me to go around.
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:06
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DrathanGervaise wrote...
Relax, there's plenty of me to go around.
SPLENDID.
NO ONE CARES, TURIAN.
#1588
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:07
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Too many Shepard-Commanders. Collector technology could provide useful to liquify and unify all of them in one body.
#1589
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:08
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The Angry One wrote...
synergys2k wrote...
You're going to try and kill me with gas canisters? *evil laugh* I never take my rebreather off!
Except for the time I took that picture over there...
*cloaks and sights in Widow Rifle*
Last chance...
You forget what gas canisters do huh? Let me refresh your memory.
*shoots the gas*
Boom!
*stares at hole in canister wondering what exactly alter ego/gender ego? was trying to do*
Did you think it was a propane canister!? You sure it's me that's been smoking?
*takes cover and activates incinerate tech*
You still sure you want to do this lady?
#1590
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:09
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*grabs Garrus and dives for cover from the gas canisters*
HEY! Are you crazy? Explosions in a limited-oxygen environment are very bad! Unless you want to die, that is.
... And wait, did I just rescue you again, Garrus? When are you going to learn to take care of yourself and form your own opinions? Or is your luck just that bad?
Ugh, you'd think this was some stupid vid...
*shoulders Collector Beam, and aims at the Collector*
HEY! Are you crazy? Explosions in a limited-oxygen environment are very bad! Unless you want to die, that is.
... And wait, did I just rescue you again, Garrus? When are you going to learn to take care of yourself and form your own opinions? Or is your luck just that bad?
Ugh, you'd think this was some stupid vid...
*shoulders Collector Beam, and aims at the Collector*
#1591
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:09
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SINCE THE BASE IS ALREADY DOWN, WHY NOT.
*hands some Collector pods over to Legion*
DO WHATEVER YOU DEEM RIGHT.
WE ARE GOING TO VISIT cockpit.
DO TELL US WHEN THIS PROBLEM IS RESOLVED.
*hands some Collector pods over to Legion*
DO WHATEVER YOU DEEM RIGHT.
WE ARE GOING TO VISIT cockpit.
DO TELL US WHEN THIS PROBLEM IS RESOLVED.
#1592
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:09
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Now there's two female alter ego Shepards in this thread!? I don't even know who I'm attacking!
#1593
Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:11
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Shepard-Commanders. We have stored Muffins in these tubes. If you would be so kind...
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:12
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Brass_Buckles wrote...
*grabs Garrus and dives for cover from the gas canisters*
HEY! Are you crazy? Explosions in a limited-oxygen environment are very bad! Unless you want to die, that is.
... And wait, did I just rescue you again, Garrus? When are you going to learn to take care of yourself and form your own opinions? Or is your luck just that bad?
Ugh, you'd think this was some stupid vid...
*shoulders Collector Beam, and aims at the Collector*
PUNY HUMAN.
I AM NO COLLECTOR, I AM HARBRINGER HIMSELF.
DO NOT BOTHER ME - YOUR ATTACKS ARE AN INSULT.
(( Hmm. Harbringer sometimes says 'I' and sometimes 'We'... 50 thousand years in Dark Space made him kind of mentally disturbed I guess. ))
GETH, YOU SEEM MORE THAN USEFUL.
YOUR ADMIRATION OF COMMANDER SHEPARD IS DANGEROUS.
YOU SHALL NOT WORSHIP LESSER BEINGS.
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:13
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I shall return to my meditations.
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:16
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((I was also Femme-Shep quite early in this thread... well before I went back to my elf avatar... Who's the imposter now, hey? Bwahahahahahahahahaha... ))
Oh yeah, Harbinger? Are you gonna "ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL" again? I'll just warp off that armor of yours and then use your own gun to cut through you like butter.
Hey, male-me. Are you going to help me out here, or are you going to be stupid and ignore the threat that's right in front of you?
Oh yeah, Harbinger? Are you gonna "ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL" again? I'll just warp off that armor of yours and then use your own gun to cut through you like butter.
Hey, male-me. Are you going to help me out here, or are you going to be stupid and ignore the threat that's right in front of you?
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:18
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Yep, that's FemShepard alright.Brass_Buckles wrote...
((I was also Femme-Shep quite early in this thread... well before I went back to my elf avatar... Who's the imposter now, hey? Bwahahahahahahahahaha... ))
Oh yeah, Harbinger? Are you gonna "ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL" again? I'll just warp off that armor of yours and then use your own gun to cut through you like butter.
Hey, male-me. Are you going to help me out here, or are you going to be stupid and ignore the threat that's right in front of you?
*Wastes a row of three collectors with one sniper round*
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:19
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Posté 28 février 2010 - 07:19
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HUMAN, MY RESOURCES ARE INFINITE.
YOUR RACE IS MORE OF AN IRRITATING BUG THAN REAL THREAT.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME.
WHERE ONE FALLS, ONE HUNDRED WILL RISE.
(( Surely it will, it's clearly too awesome to do not be. Our roleplaying capabilities are unending! Unless some powergamer comes here and says he pwns us all with one shot... ))
YOUR RACE IS MORE OF AN IRRITATING BUG THAN REAL THREAT.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME.
WHERE ONE FALLS, ONE HUNDRED WILL RISE.
(( Surely it will, it's clearly too awesome to do not be. Our roleplaying capabilities are unending! Unless some powergamer comes here and says he pwns us all with one shot... ))
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