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[synergys2k]

"I delete data like you on the way to real errors..."

Modifié par synergys2k, 28 février 2010 - 07:25 .

[Brass_Buckles]

varrikh wrote...

HUMAN, MY RESOURCES ARE INFINITE.
YOUR RACE IS MORE OF AN IRRITATING BUG THAN REAL THREAT.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME.
WHERE ONE FALLS, ONE HUNDRED WILL RISE.

Anyone else have the sudden urge to say, "Ah, yes, 'Reapers?'" No?

*shoots at the Collector*

[The Angry One]

synergys2k wrote...

*stares at hole in canister wondering what exactly alter ego/gender ego? was trying to do*

Did you think it was a propane canister!? You sure it's me that's been smoking?

*takes cover and activates incinerate tech*

You still sure you want to do this lady?

That's the only kind of canister found in the game, I'd recheck if I were you..

Also, Harbingers no threat.. I kill Reapers like him on the way to bigger targets.. like Vorcha.

[varrikh]

YOUR JOKES ARE NOT EVEN AN INSULT.
WE WILL OBLITERATE YOUR RACE.
SOONER OR LATER BUT SOONER THAN LATER.

[synergys2k]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

((I was also Femme-Shep quite early in this thread... well before I went back to my elf avatar... Who's the imposter now, hey? Bwahahahahahahahahaha... ))

Oh yeah, Harbinger? Are you gonna "ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL" again? I'll just warp off that armor of yours and then use your own gun to cut through you like butter.

Hey, male-me. Are you going to help me out here, or are you going to be stupid and ignore the threat that's right in front of you?

Yep, that's FemShepard alright.
*Wastes a row of three collectors with one sniper round*

*laughs*

Let's blow this d**n squid to hell!

*incinerates three squids leaving only ashes, then fires a quick succession of Carnifex shots dropping six more*

This could be fun!

Grunt! CHARGE!

[The Angry One]

varrikh wrote...

YOUR JOKES ARE NOT EVEN AN INSULT.
WE WILL OBLITERATE YOUR RACE.
SOONER OR LATER BUT SOONER THAN LATER.

No, you won't. Why?
Because you're a big, stupid cuttlefish.

[varrikh]

I SHALL IGNORE YOUR IDIOTIC COMMENTS.
GO BACK TO WATCHING PORN, MURDERING EACH OTHER AND HAVING SEX, HUMANITY.
WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:26 .

[Brass_Buckles]

varrikh wrote...

YOUR JOKES ARE NOT EVEN AN INSULT.
WE WILL OBLITERATE YOUR RACE.
SOONER OR LATER BUT SOONER THAN LATER.

Okay, you have three Shepards in the same general area, and still you think you have a chance?  You do realize that three Shepards mean three of each of our squad members, right?  You haven't got a fly's chance in an airlock.

*aims for Harbinger's head and fires again*

[synergys2k]

Game over squid...



*charges Cain to full power and fires*

[Saberwolf116]

Wow, so many Shepards. Which one of you am I going to fall in love with now?

[varrikh]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

I SHALL IGNORE YOUR IDIOTIC COMMENTS.
GO BACK TO WATCHING PORN, MURDERING EACH OTHER AND HAVING SEX HUMANITY.
WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

Sounds good to me.

TURIAN TOO PRIMITIVE.
A PROOF - YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
AND NOT SO LONG AGO, ALL THOSE IDIOTIC SHEPARDS WERE FIGHTING EACH OTHER.
WE NEED MORE HARBRINGERS.
OR AT LEAST... GETH... TO PUT THEM SHEPARDS INTO TUBES... WITH... MUFFINS.
THIS HURTS YOU?

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:28 .

[synergys2k]

Saberwolf116 wrote...

Wow, so many Shepards. Which one of you am I going to fall in love with now?

....considering I'm the only man in the room... *winks*

[Brass_Buckles]

Saberwolf116 wrote...

Wow, so many Shepards. Which one of you am I going to fall in love with now?

Preferably the male one.

[varrikh]

THIS HURTS YOU?
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS?
I SHALL END YOU?!

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

I SHALL IGNORE YOUR IDIOTIC COMMENTS.
GO BACK TO WATCHING PORN, MURDERING EACH OTHER AND HAVING SEX HUMANITY.
WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

Sounds good to me.

TURIAN TOO PRIMITIVE.
A PROOF - YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

No, but I have had sex with one.

Something must have rubbed off.

I--wait, what?  You did?

More than I wanted to know, Garrus.

[varrikh]

SHOOT HIM.

[varrikh]

WHICH SHEPARD'S SHIP IS THIS?



(( If you kill me we will have no Harbringer in the thread. *cries* I'll have to switch to EDI or something... ))

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:32 .

[FlyinElk212]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Saberwolf116 wrote...

Wow, so many Shepards. Which one of you am I going to fall in love with now?

Preferably the FEmale one.

There ya go Commander. Calibrated that sentence for ya.

[Brass_Buckles]

varrikh wrote...

SHOOT HIM.

Garrus is entitled to his personal life.  Why would I shoot him?  It's not like he's flirting with me.

[synergys2k]

*Cain misfires*



Sunuva....



What are you waiting for!? Fire everything!



*fires Widow rounds into Harbingers face as fast as humanly possible*

[varrikh]

HE SAID HE HAD SEX WITH YOU.
WHATEVER...
YOU ORGANICS ARE FAR TOO STUPID TO BE A MATERIAL FOR A NEW REAPER.
I'LL WAIT ANOTHER FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS...
IN THE MEAN TIME.
YOU COULD'VE BEEN USEFUL SHEPARD!
ON A SIDE NOTE: KILL ME AS FAST AS YOU CAN, I CAN'T STAND TWO **** TURIANS AT ONCE.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:35 .