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[Biotic_Warlock]

At least im safe in the normandy, no fighting in here.

[Brass_Buckles]

varrikh wrote...

HE SAID HE HAD SEX WITH YOU.
WHATEVER...
YOU ORGANICS ARE FAR TOO STUPID TO BE A MATERIAL FOR A NEW REAPER.
I'LL WAIT ANOTHER FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS...
IN THE MEAN TIME.
YOU COULD'VE BEEN USEFUL SHEPARD!

If he did, it was probably another me, or another him.

Food for thought.  Hey, eat collector beam!  You know you want to!  *fires at Harbinger's head again*

[varrikh]

NAZARA IS DEAD.
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE LIKE NAZARA.
AND THERE ARE NO MORE COLLECTORS OUT THERE.
REMEMBER TO SAY GOODBYE AFTER LAST SHOT.

[CardonT]

Shepard-Commander, your handheld weapons won't properly go through the kinetic barriers of Harbinger-Reaper.

[varrikh]

UNFORTUNATELY - THIS FORM IS FRAGILE, GETH.
DON'T YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PLATFORM I COULD LOAD MY DATA TO?
NOTHING HARMFUL, LIKE YMIR MECH...

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:39 .

[The Angry One]

varrikh wrote...

NAZARA IS DEAD.
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE LIKE NAZARA.
AND THERE ARE NO MORE COLLECTORS OUT THERE.
REMEMBER TO SAY GOODBYE AFTER LAST SHOT.

Nazara's workin for us now, and she has a nicer voice and a pretty blue.. avatar.. ball on a stick... thing.
You could too if you surrender now... we'll install you on the Qwib Qwib.

[synergys2k]

CardonT wrote...

Shepard-Commander, your handheld weapons won't properly go through the kinetic barriers of Harbinger-Reaper.

Joker! Reroute power to Thanix Cannons. Fire for effect when ready.

[varrikh]

QWIB QWIB?!
NEVER. I WON'T SURRENDER TO YOU.
NAZARA! THE FLEET WILL KNOW ABOUT YOUR BETRAYAL.
SORRY TO SAY SHEPARD BUT I'M RIGHT HERE, IN THIS FRAGILE COLLECTOR FORM. MY SHIP IS FAR AWAY FROM HERE. FAAAAR.

Modifié par varrikh, 28 février 2010 - 07:41 .

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

NAZARA IS DEAD.
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE LIKE NAZARA.
AND THERE ARE NO MORE COLLECTORS OUT THERE.
REMEMBER TO SAY GOODBYE AFTER LAST SHOT.

I actually feel kind of sad...

Whatever, let's go beat the sh!t out of Harkin.

You're a violent Garrus, aren't you?  I try to lead you down the right path, and then I turn around and I see someone else has completely undermined everything I ever told you.  It's sad.

And you wouldn't even give me a hug when I came back from the dead.  Really, why are we friends again?

*shoots at the Harbinger some more*  No guilt here.  You're just a tool of the Reapers.  If you were a Rachni, I might have a different opinion.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

varrikh wrote...

NAZARA IS DEAD.
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE LIKE NAZARA.
AND THERE ARE NO MORE COLLECTORS OUT THERE.
REMEMBER TO SAY GOODBYE AFTER LAST SHOT.

I actually feel kind of sad...

Whatever, let's go beat the sh!t out of Harkin.

You're a violent Garrus, aren't you?  I try to lead you down the right path, and then I turn around and I see someone else has completely undermined everything I ever told you.  It's sad.

And you wouldn't even give me a hug when I came back from the dead.  Really, why are we friends again?

*shoots at the Harbinger some more*  No guilt here.  You're just a tool of the Reapers.  If you were a Rachni, I might have a different opinion.

If that's how you feel Shepard, that's fine.

I got to kill Sidonis, I'm content for eternity.

Well, when you start getting a lot of cybernetic implants and talking about the destruction of humanity, I'll be there, Saren--er, Garrus.  Sorry, it's just that you're so much like him now I almost forgot it was you.

[varrikh]

BUNCH OF A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S.
YOU WILL PAY.
SALVATION IS NOT YOUR CHOICE.
RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM.


*insect noises, confused look on the last prothean to be faced by any organic being, creature realizes its own doom and cowers in fear*

(( THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, BASTARDS. ))

[Biotic_Warlock]

I have to admit something,
Shepard! I LOVE YOU!
Don't die.

*shooting other collectors from airlock*

Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 28 février 2010 - 07:45 .

[The Angry One]

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

I have to admit something,
Shepard! I LOVE YOU!
Don't die.

*shooting other collectors from airlock*

Already died saving your crippled ass once, Joker. Don't plan on doing it again.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm tired of this sh!t.

If you need me, I'll be making some calibrations/spacing myself out the airlock.

Awww, Garrus.  Don't go all emo on me.  That's Thane's job.  Let's go deal with Sidonis, okay?  Even if you didn't care that I came back from the dead and saved your life.  Guess that's gratitude for you.

[Lord_Moose]

*Dances atop the mess hall table much to the horror of most of the Cerberus crew*

[varrikh]

(( Time for profile photo change I guess... ))

[The Angry One]

Lord_Moose wrote...

*Dances atop the mess hall table much to the horror of most of the Cerberus crew*

Get that thing off my ship.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm tired of this sh!t.

If you need me, I'll be making some calibrations/spacing myself out the airlock.

Awww, Garrus.  Don't go all emo on me.  That's Thane's job.  Let's go deal with Sidonis, okay?  Even if you didn't care that I came back from the dead and saved your life.  Guess that's gratitude for you.

(Strokes his mandibles thoughtfully, then continues to walk towards the airlock.)

If you think I'm going to offer to relieve stress with you to keep you from doing something stupid, think again.  You're allowed to do stupid stuff if you want to.  Me?  I'm gonna go to the Afterlife and get drunk.  You're welcome to join me if you think you can match me drink-for-drink.

[Sullax]

Want sum endorsements? "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the internets!"



Now gimme the discount.

[The Angry One]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm tired of this sh!t.

If you need me, I'll be making some calibrations/spacing myself out the airlock.

Awww, Garrus.  Don't go all emo on me.  That's Thane's job.  Let's go deal with Sidonis, okay?  Even if you didn't care that I came back from the dead and saved your life.  Guess that's gratitude for you.

(Strokes his mandibles thoughtfully, then continues to walk towards the airlock.)

If you think I'm going to offer to relieve stress with you to keep you from doing something stupid, think again.  You're allowed to do stupid stuff if you want to.  Me?  I'm gonna go to the Afterlife and get drunk.  You're welcome to join me if you think you can match me drink-for-drink.

Just don't get drinks from the Batarian bartender. Actually, do. But make him drink it first.