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[Lord_Moose]

The Angry One wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

*Dances atop the mess hall table much to the horror of most of the Cerberus crew*

Get that thing off my ship.

*throws down a smoke bomb and sneaks away to go cause more Dwarfy havok aboard the Normandy*

[Brass_Buckles]

The Angry One wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm tired of this sh!t.

If you need me, I'll be making some calibrations/spacing myself out the airlock.

Awww, Garrus.  Don't go all emo on me.  That's Thane's job.  Let's go deal with Sidonis, okay?  Even if you didn't care that I came back from the dead and saved your life.  Guess that's gratitude for you.

(Strokes his mandibles thoughtfully, then continues to walk towards the airlock.)

If you think I'm going to offer to relieve stress with you to keep you from doing something stupid, think again.  You're allowed to do stupid stuff if you want to.  Me?  I'm gonna go to the Afterlife and get drunk.  You're welcome to join me if you think you can match me drink-for-drink.

Just don't get drinks from the Batarian bartender. Actually, do. But make him drink it first.

Thanks for the advice.  I thought I'd give Garrus some money to buy a few dances.  It might cheer him up some.  Maybe he'll find a nice asari girl or something over there.  As for me, I just wanna get really drunk.

[synergys2k]

Garrus, it's time to spill a little merc blood.



Joker, set a course for Omega. We've got some drinking and killing and drinking to do.

[Lord_Moose]

Wait, if you're both the same person by just different genders who does Joker listen to?

Personally I'd go with the fetching human with the red hair

and... red eyes?

[HomicidialFrog]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

FlyinElk212 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Some would say what we did to you was going too far, but look at what you have accomplished.

Talk all you want, but it won’t change my mind. I don’t care what his reasons were. He screwed us: he deserves to die.

Not unusual for people who know what you and I know.

This time we’ve got Miranda and Cerberus and that AI all telling us what we’re up against. I think I preferred blind optimism.

Even the Collectors don't have that advantage.

But humanity is up against the greatest threat of our brief existence.

Shepard did everything right.

Incorrect. This platform is programmed to be a good dancer. Shepard-Commander in theory is programmed to be a terrible dancer.

*Does the robot*

[The Angry One]

HomicidialFrog wrote...

Incorrect. This platform is programmed to be a good dancer. Shepard-Commander in theory is programmed to be a terrible dancer.

*Does the robot*

I used to dance great. Then I died and Miranda uploaded some horrible old man shuffle and that's all I can do now.
Catsuit wearing ho. I'll get her. Where's Tali, I need a grenade.

[synergys2k]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Wait, if you're both the same person by just different genders who does Joker listen to?
Personally I'd go with the fetching human with the red hair
and... red eyes?

What the hell are you thinkin'? Are you trying to undermine this whole operation!? You can either fight at my side or get crushed under my heel, but you will not stand in my way! 

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Spaces Himself*

(But as it turns out he has his helmet on and is just performing some EVA maneuvers to better calibrate the Normandy.)

Oh well.  Guess he meant it.

Joker, set a course for Omega.  Yeoman Kelly?  Arrange funeral services for Garrus Vakarian.  *sniffle*  I'm gonna miss that turian.

[synergys2k]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Spaces Himself*

(But as it turns out he has his helmet on and is just performing some EVA maneuvers to better calibrate the Normandy.)

Oh well.  Guess he meant it.

Joker, set a course for Omega.  Yeoman Kelly?  Arrange funeral services for Garrus Vakarian.  *sniffle*  I'm gonna miss that turian.

I've already set a course for Omega. EDI informs (us?) me we shall arrive in 10 minutes.

[Biotic_Warlock]

synergys2k wrote...

Garrus, it's time to spill a little merc blood.

Joker, set a course for Omega. We've got some drinking and killing and drinking to do.

Destination set commander, be there in a few.

[varrikh]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Spaces Himself*

(But as it turns out he has his helmet on and is just performing some EVA maneuvers to better calibrate the Normandy.)

Oh well.  Guess he meant it.

Joker, set a course for Omega.  Yeoman Kelly?  Arrange funeral services for Garrus Vakarian.  *sniffle*  I'm gonna miss that turian.

Funeral services - hah! That's gonna be a good fight.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Oh well.  Guess he meant it.

Joker, set a course for Omega.  Yeoman Kelly?  Arrange funeral services for Garrus Vakarian.  *sniffle*  I'm gonna miss that turian.

Over The Radio: "What?"

"Whatever." *Goes back to calibrations.*

Ooooh, you were just doing a little EVA, huh?  Bet if I invited you to my quarters you'd've been all over that.  Not going to happen, Garrus.  I'm not into emo, or I'd be dating Thane.  Where's Kaiden when you need him?

[Biotic_Warlock]

Commander, i'm getting readings of a quarantine in effect in omega, some sort of plague.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Ooooh, you were just doing a little EVA, huh?  Bet if I invited you to my quarters you'd've been all over that.  Not going to happen, Garrus.  I'm not into emo, or I'd be dating Thane.  Where's Kaiden when you need him?

Over The Radio: "You don't have the flexibility or the mandibles to please me."

You're assuming I would want to.  That's okay, I know all about you and male-me.  I mean you certainly didn't sleep with me, so...

[synergys2k]

(( Too many Shepards. I'll concede for now... ))



Shepard. *nods* Garrus.

[Brass_Buckles]

synergys2k wrote...

(( Too many Shepards. I'll concede for now... ))

Shepard. *nods* Garrus.

Wrex.

[synergys2k]

So tell me Garrus, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?

[Greenhelm]

This thread is win................



I should go.

[synergys2k]

(( I wish they had a portrait of the Shaman from Tuchanka...One of my favs.... ))

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Ooooh, you were just doing a little EVA, huh?  Bet if I invited you to my quarters you'd've been all over that.  Not going to happen, Garrus.  I'm not into emo, or I'd be dating Thane.  Where's Kaiden when you need him?

Over The Radio: "You don't have the flexibility or the mandibles to please me."

You're assuming I would want to.  That's okay, I know all about you and male-me.  I mean you certainly didn't sleep with me, so...

Over The Radio: "You do realize that the slightest bit of tension or frustration, the slightest mistep while making these calibrations, and the Normandy explodes right? Hold your tounge before you kill us all."

Sounds like a fun way to die, to me.  By the way, I was going to give you some spending money for Omega.  Are you going to be too busy to go enjoy yourself?  Thought you could hook up with an asari or something.  Just, you know.  Don't **** with Aria.

[Biotic_Warlock]

synergys2k wrote...

So tell me Garrus, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?

If you asked me that, i couldnt possibly answer, whatever i say would be bad for me