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[Inquisitor Recon]

Illusive Man, where did you get that glorious suit? To think... the King of Ferelden stemming the tide of evil in such glorious style!

[Vamp44]

synergys2k wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Malcedes wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Malcedes wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

MikeFL25 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...



Don't try my patience. Those cigarettes could have secured human dominance in the galaxy.

Human dominance?  Or just Cerberus and Marlboro?

Strength for Cerberus and Marlboro is strength for every human.

Sure, and I'm wearing a bandanna and an eye patch. Look at my face...you think all of those wrinkles came from your Lazarus project?

You were too idealistic from the start.

*smoke*

Maybe so, but I still don't like it.

Besides, Marlboro and Cerberus teaming up only distracts us from the real threat...

...the Reapers.

That's why I brought you back.

Human, before you die, I need a name.

Marlboro

[Inquisitor Recon]

Illusive Man, where did you get that glorious suit? To think... the King of Ferelden stemming the tide of evil in such glorious style!

[Vamp44]

ReconTeam wrote...

Illusive Man, where did you get that glorious suit? To think... the King of Ferelden stemming the tide of evil in such glorious style!

My mother gave it to me.

[MikeFL25]

I'm still a Spectre. Maybe the Council can try to ban your cigarettes.

[Shinigami013]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I chose Thane because I consider his character the most similar to myself, minus the whole 'intragalactic assassin' thing.

You have terminal lung cancer?

[synergys2k]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I AM ASSUMING CONTROL OF THE COLLECTOR EDITION

What are you...4 years old?

[Shinigami013]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I chose Thane because I consider his character the most similar to myself, minus the whole 'intragalactic assassin' thing.

You have terminal lung cancer?

[Shinigami013]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

I chose Thane because I consider his character the most similar to myself, minus the whole 'intragalactic assassin' thing.

You have terminal lung cancer?

[Vamp44]

MikeFL25 wrote...

I'm still a Spectre. Maybe the Council can try to ban your cigarettes.

Noone doing this has ever returned. 

[Fromyou]

This forum failed nice thing i'm here

[Vamp44]

Fromyou wrote...

This forum failed nice thing i'm here

Those quote pyramids there were to commit to the advancement and preservation of this thread...but they..they...

[CardonT]

Shepard-Commander! We have finally solved the mystery about the talking chicken. It seems as if Thanes meditations include hallucinogenic drugs that he inhales. The whole Life Support is a "Hot Box", and since it feeds the ventilation systems...

[synergys2k]

CardonT wrote...

Shepard-Commander! We have finally solved the mystery about the talking chicken. It seems as if Thanes meditations include hallucinogenic drugs that he inhales. The whole Life Support is a "Hot Box", and since it feeds the ventilation systems...

Interesting, Legion. So your telling me *begins laughing uncontrollably* that, that *laughs* we are all reeeeeaaaaaally high!? *laughs hysterically*

Where da hell is Mordin? *laughs*

[CardonT]

We should definitely do something about that, Shepard-Commander. I'm picking up the many heat sources of male crewmembers and Chambers-Yeoman again. In the cargo hold.

[Reptilian Rob]

Put stuff in the.......thing that stuff goes in.

[synergys2k]

The Angry One wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

CardonT wrote...

Cigarettes are useless habits. Geth do not use them.

Grab the Geth, Cerb erus will pay alot of money for it.

The Geth stays so I can talk to it and find out why it took ManShep's N7 armour and not mine.

Female shoulder armor is not large enough to fit onto a Geth platform. That's all.

[The Angry One]

synergys2k wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

CardonT wrote...

Cigarettes are useless habits. Geth do not use them.

Grab the Geth, Cerb erus will pay alot of money for it.

The Geth stays so I can talk to it and find out why it took ManShep's N7 armour and not mine.

Female shoulder armor is not large enough to fit onto a Geth platform. That's all.

Actually the female shoulder plates on heavy armour would probably suit a Geth more than the male, and the indentation in the upper chest plate of the male armour actually provides less protection when removed from the rest of the suit.
Legion merely fears having boobs.

[synergys2k]

CardonT wrote...

We should definitely do something about that, Shepard-Commander. I'm picking up the many heat sources of male crewmembers and Chambers-Yeoman again. In the cargo hold.

*puts on Rebreather equipment*

If she wants to **** around my ship she is more than welcome. It tends to keep the crew in good spirits. 

Get rid of Thane's stash. I run this ship military! 

[Reptilian Rob]

synergys2k wrote...

CardonT wrote...

We should definitely do something about that, Shepard-Commander. I'm picking up the many heat sources of male crewmembers and Chambers-Yeoman again. In the cargo hold.

*puts on Rebreather equipment*

If she wants to **** around my ship she is more than welcome. It tends to keep the crew in good spirits. 

Get rid of Thane's stash. I run this ship military! 

You tell em' alter ego!

[kraidy1117]

The Angry One wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

CardonT wrote...

Cigarettes are useless habits. Geth do not use them.

Grab the Geth, Cerb erus will pay alot of money for it.

The Geth stays so I can talk to it and find out why it took ManShep's N7 armour and not mine.

Female shoulder armor is not large enough to fit onto a Geth platform. That's all.

Actually the female shoulder plates on heavy armour would probably suit a Geth more than the male, and the indentation in the upper chest plate of the male armour actually provides less protection when removed from the rest of the suit.
Legion merely fears having boobs.

We know you don't like male Shep angry, but Legion does so follow orders.

[synergys2k]

The Angry One wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

CardonT wrote...

Cigarettes are useless habits. Geth do not use them.

Grab the Geth, Cerb erus will pay alot of money for it.

The Geth stays so I can talk to it and find out why it took ManShep's N7 armour and not mine.

Female shoulder armor is not large enough to fit onto a Geth platform. That's all.

Actually the female shoulder plates on heavy armour would probably suit a Geth more than the male, and the indentation in the upper chest plate of the male armour actually provides less protection when removed from the rest of the suit.
Legion merely fears having boobs.

*still somewhat high thanks to Thane...*

It would look pretty frakkin' silly with boobs though wouldn't it? Last thing I / we need is the crew assuming Legion ****ting around the ship. Yeoman Chambers is already on board and things could get awkward...

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COLLECTORBEAR WANTS TO GIVE YOU HUGS, BUT HAS NO ARMS.



WE ARE SAD.