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[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm back from the dead, and I brought H2O.

*shoulders assault rifle*  You are so dead.

[CardonT]

*doing the robot while speaking* We suggest that you organics hold back your anger and release it on the Reapers, once they arrive.

[thegreateski]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

WHERE IS SHEPARD?

[The Angry One]

A thought occurs. None of you default Sheps look happy, ever.

You guys should relax, or the Reapers win.

[Yona Ti]

thegreateski wrote...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

WHERE IS SHEPARD?

We dont have time for your incompetence.

[The Angry One]

thegreateski wrote...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

WHERE IS SHEPARD?

I should go.

[Brass_Buckles]

CardonT wrote...

*doing the robot while speaking* We suggest that you organics hold back your anger and release it on the Reapers, once they arrive.

My anger will be all gone the moment I take my revenge on that traitor.

[thegreateski]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHEPARD.




YOU WILL SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH.

Modifié par thegreateski, 01 mars 2010 - 12:50 .

[Vamp44]

If Shepard relaxes he gives off a rapist smile.

Now..

All you Shepards were too idealistic from the start.

Modifié par Vamp44, 01 mars 2010 - 12:51 .

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm back from the dead, and I brought H2O.

*shoulders assault rifle*  You are so dead.

Am I?

Last time I checked I was standing here sipping on this Ozarka bottle.

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

[synergys2k]

thegreateski wrote...

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHEPARD.




YOU WILL SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH.

I was just getting bored. 

Grab your guns, time for some target practice!

*wields X-98e Widow Anti-(Enter Your Species Here) Precision Rifle*

Pull!

[The Angry One]

thegreateski wrote...

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHEPARD.




YOU WILL SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH.

Great. First Conrad, then Legion now Harbinger.
I swear if the Rachni Queen comes to me and asks for a lock of my hair I'm done.

[Jarcander]

Vamp44 wrote...

All you Shepards were too idealistic from the start.

All these Shepards and their antics are unnecessary. The Circle of Magi will be the only operatives you need.

[CardonT]

*breaks out of the robot-dance, grabbing his own Widow and aiming at Harbinger* Targeting parameters active. Combat protocol engaged.

[Vamp44]

Jarcander wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

All you Shepards were too idealistic from the start.

All these Shepards and their antics are unnecessary. The Circle of Magi will be the only operatives you need.

Will they help secure human dominance in the galaxy? Against the Reapers and beyond?

[thegreateski]

synergys2k wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHEPARD.




YOU WILL SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH.

I was just getting bored. 

Grab your guns, time for some target practice!

*wields X-98e Widow Anti-(Enter Your Species Here) Precision Rifle*

Pull!

OK.

*yanks Shepard over to him with "pull"*

[synergys2k]

Jarcander wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

All you Shepards were too idealistic from the start.

All these Shepards and their antics are unnecessary. The Circle of Magi will be the only operatives you need.

The primitive being believes his operatives are superior to ours. I say we teach them what superior firepower really is. 

Anyone up for one of my trademark Orbital Kinetic (or Thermonuclear) Bombardments? *evil grin*

[Jarcander]

Vamp44 wrote...

Jarcander wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

All you Shepards were too idealistic from the start.

All these Shepards and their antics are unnecessary. The Circle of Magi will be the only operatives you need.

Will they help secure human dominance in the galaxy? Against the Reapers and beyond?

We shall gather allies, dwarves, elves, this Arl Eamon guy, and we shall defeat them all. You may use all extra non-humans for your human-reaper project, I'm sure a little non-human mass won't mess it up. And then... then we will stop the Blight!

[Jarcander]

synergys2k wrote...

Anyone up for one of my trademark Orbital Kinetic (or Thermonuclear) Bombardments? *evil grin*

Oh please. *casts pre-nerfed crushing prison on Synergy*

[synergys2k]

thegreateski wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHEPARD.




YOU WILL SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH.

I was just getting bored. 

Grab your guns, time for some target practice!

*wields X-98e Widow Anti-(Enter Your Species Here) Precision Rifle*

Pull!

OK.

*yanks Shepard over to him with "pull"*

Don't get coy with me. We all know Harbinger has no biotic pull. 

*fires two .50 caliber rounds into Harbinger's head*

[thegoldfinch]

You humans are all racist!

[synergys2k]

Jarcander wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Anyone up for one of my trademark Orbital Kinetic (or Thermonuclear) Bombardments? *evil grin*

Oh please. *casts pre-nerfed crushing prison on Synergy*

*laughs hysterically*

You planning on casting that 5 miles through atmosphere and then through the kinetic barriers of stealth frigate you cannot even begin to comprehend? 

[Vamp44]

Jarcander wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Jarcander wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

All you Shepards were too idealistic from the start.

All these Shepards and their antics are unnecessary. The Circle of Magi will be the only operatives you need.

Will they help secure human dominance in the galaxy? Against the Reapers and beyond?

We shall gather allies, dwarves, elves, this Arl Eamon guy, and we shall defeat them all. You may use all extra non-humans for your human-reaper project, I'm sure a little non-human mass won't mess it up. And then... then we will stop the Blight!

I'm glad you realized its potential, for it will ensure human dominance.

[Vamp44]

pixieface wrote...

You humans are all racist!

We are simply committed to the advancement and preservation of humanity...