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#1826
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Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

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I'm back from the dead, and I brought H2O.


*shoulders assault rifle*  You are so dead.

Am I?

Last time I checked I was standing here sipping on this Ozarka bottle.


You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.

#1827
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synergys2k wrote...

*laughs hysterically*

You planning on casting that 5 miles through atmosphere and then through the kinetic barriers of stealth frigate you cannot even begin to comprehend? 



Of course not. TIM will provide transportation for his new elite troops and mages will reign supreme.

//edit: And pre-nerfed crushing prison is known galaxy wide as an I-Win button that recognizes no boundaries.

Modifié par Jarcander, 01 mars 2010 - 01:08 .


#1828
The Angry One

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Vamp44 wrote...

pixieface wrote...

You humans are all racist!


We are simply committed to the advancement and preservation of humanity...


Humanity? Or just Cerberus?

#1829
Lord_Moose

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The Angry One wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE SHEPARD.

YOU WILL SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH.


Great. First Conrad, then Legion now Harbinger.
I swear if the Rachni Queen comes to me and asks for a lock of my hair I'm done.


...
*hides the scissors*:whistle:

#1830
Vamp44

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I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.

#1831
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The Angry One wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

pixieface wrote...

You humans are all racist!


We are simply committed to the advancement and preservation of humanity...


Humanity? Or just Cerberus?


Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human.

#1832
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Vamp44 wrote...

I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.


We will also require large quantities of substance called Lyrium. It may or may not be made of Element Zero. Both are of same colour. Hmm...

#1833
synergys2k

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Jarcander wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

*laughs hysterically*

You planning on casting that 5 miles through atmosphere and then through the kinetic barriers of stealth frigate you cannot even begin to comprehend? 



Of course not. TIM will provide transportation for his new elite troops and mages will reign supreme.

//edit: And pre-nerfed crushing prison is known galaxy wide as an I-Win button that recognizes no boundaries.


I have one of those, too. 

*charging M-920 Cain*

#1834
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Vamp44 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

pixieface wrote...

You humans are all racist!


We are simply committed to the advancement and preservation of humanity...


Humanity? Or just Cerberus?


Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human.


I'm having trouble hearing you. Getting a lot of bulls**t on this line.

#1835
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*Coughs*



Sorry Shepard, drank some water down the wrong tube.

#1836
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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

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You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

I see through your tricks commander.

I learned from the best. ;)

#1838
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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

I see through your tricks commander.

I learned from the best. ;)


STUPID MACHINE! Tell me what I want to know or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust! ...Couldn't help myself.

#1839
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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

I see through your tricks commander.

I learned from the best. ;)


Drat.  I thought I could kill you quick and quiet.  Oh well.

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Jarcander wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.


We will also require large quantities of substance called Lyrium. It may or may not be made of Element Zero. Both are of same colour. Hmm...


That can be arranged.

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

I see through your tricks commander.

I learned from the best. ;)


Drat.  I thought I could kill you quick and quiet.  Oh well.

By the way, why did you keep playing on this save game?

You could have just reloaded from before I blew up the Normandy.

#1842
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synergys2k wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

pixieface wrote...

You humans are all racist!


We are simply committed to the advancement and preservation of humanity...


Humanity? Or just Cerberus?


Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human.


I'm having trouble hearing you. Getting a lot of bulls**t on this line.


Don't try my patience.

#1843
Brass_Buckles

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

I see through your tricks commander.

I learned from the best. ;)


Drat.  I thought I could kill you quick and quiet.  Oh well.

By the way, why did you keep playing on this save game?

You could have just reloaded from before I blew up the Normandy.


Save... game?  What?  And you're supposed to be dead.  Cerberus doesn't shell out cash to fix just anyone--especially not aliens.  Besides, you're that one guy's Garrus.  I don't know where my Garrus is, but it probably won't affect anything if I shoot you.

*aims assault rifle and fires*

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I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.


Unless supplying me with a bigger shuttle might tip off the Collectors...right?

#1845
synergys2k

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Vamp44 wrote...

synergys2k wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

pixieface wrote...

You humans are all racist!


We are simply committed to the advancement and preservation of humanity...


Humanity? Or just Cerberus?


Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human.


I'm having trouble hearing you. Getting a lot of bulls**t on this line.


Don't try my patience.


*disconnect*

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

You're about to be, unless you do some serious talking, very fast, about why you thought it was a good idea to blow up my ship.  I give you thirty seconds.  Make it good.

This is a hologram. Shoot all you want.


Hm.  Okay, then, if you're a hologram, then I guess it won't affect you one way or another if I invite you up to my quarters.  Because, after all, you're just a hologram and can't do anything about it.

Of course, that's only if you dare.

I see through your tricks commander.

I learned from the best. ;)


Drat.  I thought I could kill you quick and quiet.  Oh well.

By the way, why did you keep playing on this save game?

You could have just reloaded from before I blew up the Normandy.


Save... game?  What?  And you're supposed to be dead.  Cerberus doesn't shell out cash to fix just anyone--especially not aliens.  Besides, you're that one guy's Garrus.  I don't know where my Garrus is, but it probably won't affect anything if I shoot you.

*aims assault rifle and fires*

*Continues to drink from Ozarka bottle.*

Modifié par DrathanGervaise, 01 mars 2010 - 01:25 .


#1847
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I AM BACK SHEPARD.

YOUR PATHETIC WEAPONS ONLY DELAY THE INEVITABLE.



NOW SIGN THIS T-SHIRT.

Modifié par thegreateski, 01 mars 2010 - 01:26 .


#1848
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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Save... game?  What?  And you're supposed to be dead.  Cerberus doesn't shell out cash to fix just anyone--especially not aliens.  Besides, you're that one guy's Garrus.  I don't know where my Garrus is, but it probably won't affect anything if I shoot you.

*aims assault rifle and fires*

*Continues to drink from Ozarka bottle.*


... I hate you.

#1849
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MikeFL25 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.


Unless supplying me with a bigger shuttle might tip off the Collectors...right?


You don't trust the organization that brought you back?

#1850
Brass_Buckles

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Vamp44 wrote...

MikeFL25 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.


Unless supplying me with a bigger shuttle might tip off the Collectors...right?


You don't trust the organization that brought you back?


No, but, tell you what.  If you can help me kill that particular Garrus? *points toward the Garrus hologram drinking water on her ship*  I'll even let you keep the Collector base.