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[MikeFL25]

Vamp44 wrote...

You don't trust the organization that brought you back?

If the Collectors are working for the Reapers, then we need to find out what happened to those colonies.  But remember those experiments in ME1.  I'll need a team I can trust.

[Vamp44]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

MikeFL25 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

I have a large amount of credits..so providing adequate transportation is possible.

Unless supplying me with a bigger shuttle might tip off the Collectors...right?

You don't trust the organization that brought you back?

No, but, tell you what.  If you can help me kill that particular Garrus? *points toward the Garrus hologram drinking water on her ship*  I'll even let you keep the Collector base.

I'll see what I can do.

[CardonT]

Shutting down for now.



((Tired. Sleeping. 2:30AM here))

[Vamp44]

MikeFL25 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

You don't trust the organization that brought you back?

If the Collectors are working for the Reapers, then we need to find out what happened to those colonies.  But remember those experiments in ME1.  I'll need a team I can trust.

That was two years ago, Commander.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm actually dead.
This is an AI based hologram set to show up within EDI's runtimes in the horrible instance that I should die.

What did you think I was doing that whole time? Calibrations?

You're all racists and you'll all be haunted for as long as the SR-3 exists.

Yeah, well, if you hadn't blown up my ship, you'd still be alive, and you'd probably have a hot asari date.  Not my problem.

[MikeFL25]

Garrus, you are my best bro. When did you die? Why was I not told!

[Brass_Buckles]

MikeFL25 wrote...

Garrus, you are my best bro. When did you die? Why was I not told!

He blew up the Normandy.  That thing is not the real Garrus.  That's some evil male version of me's Garrus, and... I don't think he's anybody's friend.  I just offered to buy him some drinks and send him off to find some cute asari girl to chill with.  He seemed tense, you know?  I think he just got mad 'cause I wasn't interested in him personally.

Cerberus had to shell out 4 billion more creds to bring me back to life because of that creep.

[preacher0057]

****...****.....****

[Brass_Buckles]

preacher0057 wrote...

****...****.....****

Joker, your ship has been sabotaged by an AI of a fake Garrus.  Do something about it and I'll give you a kiss.

That is all.

[Lord_Moose]

But on the plus side the new Normandy SR3 has a bar!

*presses a button an a disco ball drops*

Ooooooh right.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

And to think... This all could have been avoided if you had just reloaded the save game.

You just want a second chance at getting in my space-pants.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

And to think... This all could have been avoided if you had just reloaded the save game.

You just want a second chance at getting in my space-pants.

I'm an AI. I have nothing to give.

Except if this were a "game" that could be "reloaded," you'd probably be alive again.

And I reiterate: I'm not interested.  Which is why I wanted you to hook up with an asari, rather than me.  And also why I don't try to do any "reloading" of some cosmic "game" that doesn't exist.

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 01 mars 2010 - 01:58 .

[synergys2k]

Why are you wearing space pants?

[Lord_Moose]

Maybe the bonnie lass would like to try a dwarf instead.

There's nothing short about a dwarf *winks* (this was pretty much an actual dialog option in DA:O)

[superimposed]

Hah... all this AI reminds me of Cleverbot.com

[Brass_Buckles]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Maybe the bonnie lass would like to try a dwarf instead.
There's nothing short about a dwarf *winks* (this was pretty much an actual dialog option in DA:O)

Who are you and how did you get on my ship?

... Actually, if it weren't for the fact that he's me, I'd probably be interested in the male-me.  But that would be like sleeping with my twin or something, so I think I'd rather just go find Kaidan.

**EDIT:  Okay, guys this has gotten too weird for me to keep up with, even though I have been trying.  All I'm doing is helping make it weirder at this point and I'm not having fun with it anymore.  You guys have fun, and I'm going back to my original avatar and letting you be.**

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 01 mars 2010 - 02:06 .

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Maybe the bonnie lass would like to try a dwarf instead.
There's nothing short about a dwarf *winks* (this was pretty much an actual dialog option in DA:O)

Who are you and how did you get on my ship?

... Actually, if it weren't for the fact that he's me, I'd probably be interested in the male-me.  But that would be like sleeping with my twin or something, so I think I'd rather just go find Kaidan.

ummm. Guy with a square head? Turns blue when you stab him?
*looks behind her out the window at a dead floating man*
... Havent seen him.

[synergys2k]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Maybe the bonnie lass would like to try a dwarf instead.
There's nothing short about a dwarf *winks* (this was pretty much an actual dialog option in DA:O)

Who are you and how did you get on my ship?

... Actually, if it weren't for the fact that he's me, I'd probably be interested in the male-me.  But that would be like sleeping with my twin or something, so I think I'd rather just go find Kaidan.

Shut down.

*slams three Batarian ales in quick succession*