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#2076
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Lord_Moose wrote...

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*Selika drinks some wine and passes the bottle back to the dwarf*

"Thank you. Now, from what I understand, they're running this... sky-ship thing... off lyrium. Or at least it looked like lyrium. I NEED some lyrium. Do you know how long it's been since I had a potion? H-how can I keep casting magic if I can't have some lyrium?"


That's something all together *tumbs his nose* Me and Oghren have scoured the ship and havnt detected a hint of the stuff. We're the people the mine it anyway, the church just buys it from us in wagonloads.


I'd heard that about dwarves.  If I could get back to the Circle Tower... Well, that isn't happening.  So what we need to do, is make a plan, so that I can get some lyrium before I have to kill someone for it.  Okay?  Because killing is bad.  At least, unless it's a darkspawn you're killing.

#2077
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Vamp44 wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

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aznsoisauce wrote...

Give me a scotch. I'm starving.


I didn't spend 2 years and 4 billion credits bringing you back for this...

Then I cant fathom why you did earth-clan. hhhhch that what humans do they drink.hhchh I hope he doesn't drink himself to death then  hccchh you would have to fix him again.


Then I'd do the impossible...

...bring Kaidan back.


I'll give you 20 cartons of cigarettes if you promise not to.

#2078
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Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Give me a scotch. I'm starving.


I didn't spend 2 years and 4 billion credits bringing you back for this...

Then I cant fathom why you did earth-clan. hhhhch that what humans do they drink.hhchh I hope he doesn't drink himself to death then  hccchh you would have to fix him again.


Then I'd do the impossible...

...bring Kaidan back.


I'll give you 20 cartons of cigarettes if you promise not to.


I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..

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Vamp44 wrote...

[I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Hey, you!  You with the smoke stick things.  Lyrium.  NOW.

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

[I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Hey, you!  You with the smoke stick things.  Lyrium.  NOW.


Can you get me some more cigarettes if I give you some Lyrium?

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We have formed a concensouse, its just you.

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Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Give me a scotch. I'm starving.


I didn't spend 2 years and 4 billion credits bringing you back for this...

Then I cant fathom why you did earth-clan. hhhhch that what humans do they drink.hhchh I hope he doesn't drink himself to death then  hccchh you would have to fix him again.


Then I'd do the impossible...

...bring Kaidan back.


I'll give you 20 cartons of cigarettes if you promise not to.


I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Good call. I like how you think of humanity first. Well after cigarettes....and scotch.....and burbon....and suits....and mysteriously placed windows....

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Vamp44 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

[I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Hey, you!  You with the smoke stick things.  Lyrium.  NOW.


Can you get me some more cigarettes if I give you some Lyrium?


Well I do have herbs that can be smoked... I'm just not sure it would be healthy to do so.  But I NEED lyrium! I--I... I've got this horrible headache and... and I'm feeling violent and twitchy!  Like I'm gonna hurt somebody!

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

[I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Hey, you!  You with the smoke stick things.  Lyrium.  NOW.


Can you get me some more cigarettes if I give you some Lyrium?


Well I do have herbs that can be smoked... I'm just not sure it would be healthy to do so.  But I NEED lyrium! I--I... I've got this horrible headache and... and I'm feeling violent and twitchy!  Like I'm gonna hurt somebody!

I have some Geth alcohol and smoekys, and you thought Krogen stuff was strong.

Modifié par x75flames, 02 mars 2010 - 11:51 .


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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

[I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Hey, you!  You with the smoke stick things.  Lyrium.  NOW.


Can you get me some more cigarettes if I give you some Lyrium?


Well I do have herbs that can be smoked... I'm just not sure it would be healthy to do so.  But I NEED lyrium! I--I... I've got this horrible headache and... and I'm feeling violent and twitchy!  Like I'm gonna hurt somebody!


Would you like to meet Ashley? Or Jacob? They may not have this Lyrium you speak of, but violent and twitchy is a state they often leave me in so they may understand your actions.

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I do not, in any way, talk like TIM.

/puffs cigarette...

/stares...

#2087
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Druss99 wrote...
Would you like to meet Ashley? Or Jacob? They may not have this Lyrium you speak of, but violent and twitchy is a state they often leave me in so they may understand your actions.


Need. Lyrium.  Now.

*reaches to grab at Shepard's shoulders to shake him--which is probably amusing because she's a squishy little elf mage*

Now turn this sky-boat... thing around and get me back to Ferelden or I'm going to have to... have to... What was I saying?  I want to hurt something.  My head is pounding... oh right.  Lyrium.  NOW.  Do you have some?

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Druss99 wrote...
Would you like to meet Ashley? Or Jacob? They may not have this Lyrium you speak of, but violent and twitchy is a state they often leave me in so they may understand your actions.


Need. Lyrium.  Now.

*reaches to grab at Shepard's shoulders to shake him--which is probably amusing because she's a squishy little elf mage*

Now turn this sky-boat... thing around and get me back to Ferelden or I'm going to have to... have to... What was I saying?  I want to hurt something.  My head is pounding... oh right.  Lyrium.  NOW.  Do you have some?


Ooohh your ears are pointy. Are you Quarian? Lets go to the elevator and you can maybe tell me about your immune system.

Then we can see about getting you this Lyrium, will it be a fetch quest with no real benefit to me but some extra dialogue from people who dont have much else to say?

#2089
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Druss99 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Druss99 wrote...
Would you like to meet Ashley? Or Jacob? They may not have this Lyrium you speak of, but violent and twitchy is a state they often leave me in so they may understand your actions.


Need. Lyrium.  Now.

*reaches to grab at Shepard's shoulders to shake him--which is probably amusing because she's a squishy little elf mage*

Now turn this sky-boat... thing around and get me back to Ferelden or I'm going to have to... have to... What was I saying?  I want to hurt something.  My head is pounding... oh right.  Lyrium.  NOW.  Do you have some?


Ooohh your ears are pointy. Are you Quarian? Lets go to the elevator and you can maybe tell me about your immune system.

Then we can see about getting you this Lyrium, will it be a fetch quest with no real benefit to me but some extra dialogue from people who dont have much else to say?


I'm an elf!  All you humans are alike...  Maybe you need to cool down a little.  *casts Chill and starts to walk away*

... Need lyrium!  NOW.

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ASSUMING CONTROL



hi



RELEASING CONTROL

#2091
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Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Give me a scotch. I'm starving.


I didn't spend 2 years and 4 billion credits bringing you back for this...

Then I cant fathom why you did earth-clan. hhhhch that what humans do they drink.hhchh I hope he doesn't drink himself to death then  hccchh you would have to fix him again.


Then I'd do the impossible...

...bring Kaidan back.


I'll give you 20 cartons of cigarettes if you promise not to.


I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Good call. I like how you think of humanity first. Well after cigarettes....and scotch.....and burbon....and suits....and mysteriously placed windows....


Yes yes.

Although...Kaidan would make a valuable asset against the Reapers...

Modifié par Vamp44, 03 mars 2010 - 12:15 .


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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

[I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Hey, you!  You with the smoke stick things.  Lyrium.  NOW.


Can you get me some more cigarettes if I give you some Lyrium?


Well I do have herbs that can be smoked... I'm just not sure it would be healthy to do so.  But I NEED lyrium! I--I... I've got this horrible headache and... and I'm feeling violent and twitchy!  Like I'm gonna hurt somebody!


Hmmm...

Well, I'll see what I can do to obtain this "lyrium" in return for those herbs you speak of.

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Switching character in 3... 2... 1...



(Yeah, it's the Mass Effect forums. Probably better NOT to type DA-style, right?)



Hey. Got a minute?

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Switching character in 3... 2... 1...

(Yeah, it's the Mass Effect forums. Probably better NOT to type DA-style, right?)

Hey. Got a minute?


Don't make a habit of costing me more then time and money, Shepard.

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Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Give me a scotch. I'm starving.


I didn't spend 2 years and 4 billion credits bringing you back for this...

Then I cant fathom why you did earth-clan. hhhhch that what humans do they drink.hhchh I hope he doesn't drink himself to death then  hccchh you would have to fix him again.


Then I'd do the impossible...

...bring Kaidan back.


I'll give you 20 cartons of cigarettes if you promise not to.


I suppose I can agree to this. After all we don't want to make the mistake of  putting another human at risk of asking for his backstory..


Good call. I like how you think of humanity first. Well after cigarettes....and scotch.....and burbon....and suits....and mysteriously placed windows....


Yes yes.

Although...Kaidan would make a valuable asset against the Reapers...


He might be an even more valuable asset as your errand boy. 2 hands and biotic powers to carry your cigarettes with. Not to mention his almost perfectly flat head you could balance an ashtray on it.

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Vamp44 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Switching character in 3... 2... 1...

(Yeah, it's the Mass Effect forums. Probably better NOT to type DA-style, right?)

Hey. Got a minute?


Don't make a habit of costing me more then time and money, Shepard.


From now on, I'm doing things my way, whether you like it or not.  You can either stand behind me or get out of my way.

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Switching character in 3... 2... 1...

(Yeah, it's the Mass Effect forums. Probably better NOT to type DA-style, right?)

Hey. Got a minute?


Do you know where the door to the hangar bay is? I hear theres a tank down there. I cant find the door and all my XO will tell me is she will stop by my cabin when she has a minute. I think she is yanking my chain.

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Druss99 wrote...


He might be an even more valuable asset as your errand boy. 2 hands and biotic powers to carry your cigarettes with. Not to mention his almost perfectly flat head you could balance an ashtray on it.


Hmm...but first I may want to have Miranda implant a control chip and make sure he won't talk..ever.

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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Switching character in 3... 2... 1...

(Yeah, it's the Mass Effect forums. Probably better NOT to type DA-style, right?)

Hey. Got a minute?


Don't make a habit of costing me more then time and money, Shepard.


From now on, I'm doing things my way, whether you like it or not.  You can either stand behind me or get out of my way.


Don't turn your back on me.

*angry face*

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Druss99 wrote...

Do you know where the door to the hangar bay is? I hear theres a tank down there. I cant find the door and all my XO will tell me is she will stop by my cabin when she has a minute. I think she is yanking my chain.


Short answer:  No.  Longer answer:  I heard that there was some kind of vehicle in the shuttle bay, but I never see it when I look through the window.  I suspect someone dropped it out the airlock.