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[Druss99]

Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...


He might be an even more valuable asset as your errand boy. 2 hands and biotic powers to carry your cigarettes with. Not to mention his almost perfectly flat head you could balance an ashtray on it.

Hmm...but first I may want to have Miranda implant a control chip and make sure he won't talk..ever.

Apparently she is busy. Catching up on some work, I imagine reports or whatever it is she does for you. I thought she was writing her blog on Australians in space but she assures me she isnt since her and Jango Fett are the only 2 she gave up on it. Also keeps reminding me we havent had much down time recently and that she will stop by my cabin when she has a minute. I dont know why....she better not be a jehova's witness.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Shepard, can you talk to TIM? I think he was trying to rape Veetor earlier...

Garrus, you seem tense.

[Druss99]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Do you know where the door to the hangar bay is? I hear theres a tank down there. I cant find the door and all my XO will tell me is she will stop by my cabin when she has a minute. I think she is yanking my chain.

Short answer:  No.  Longer answer:  I heard that there was some kind of vehicle in the shuttle bay, but I never see it when I look through the window.  I suspect someone dropped it out the airlock.

I suspect Garrus. Every time I ask him he looks sheepishly around and claims he is calibrating something. Yet never seems to do anything.

[Brass_Buckles]

Druss99 wrote...

I suspect Garrus. Every time I ask him he looks sheepishly around and claims he is calibrating something. Yet never seems to do anything.

Probably just hiding his porn stash.  At least he bothers hiding it.  Can't say the same for Joker.

[Vamp44]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Shepard, can you talk to TIM? I think he was trying to rape Veetor earlier...

Would me attempting to rape him advance humanity?

No.

[Vamp44]

Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...


He might be an even more valuable asset as your errand boy. 2 hands and biotic powers to carry your cigarettes with. Not to mention his almost perfectly flat head you could balance an ashtray on it.

Hmm...but first I may want to have Miranda implant a control chip and make sure he won't talk..ever.

Apparently she is busy. Catching up on some work, I imagine reports or whatever it is she does for you. I thought she was writing her blog on Australians in space but she assures me she isnt since her and Jango Fett are the only 2 she gave up on it. Also keeps reminding me we havent had much down time recently and that she will stop by my cabin when she has a minute. I dont know why....she better not be a jehova's witness.

She's a good liar.

[Druss99]

Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...


He might be an even more valuable asset as your errand boy. 2 hands and biotic powers to carry your cigarettes with. Not to mention his almost perfectly flat head you could balance an ashtray on it.

Hmm...but first I may want to have Miranda implant a control chip and make sure he won't talk..ever.

Apparently she is busy. Catching up on some work, I imagine reports or whatever it is she does for you. I thought she was writing her blog on Australians in space but she assures me she isnt since her and Jango Fett are the only 2 she gave up on it. Also keeps reminding me we havent had much down time recently and that she will stop by my cabin when she has a minute. I dont know why....she better not be a jehova's witness.

She's a good liar.

Me too, I told her Ive never once looked at her ass. I also told Tali I was listening when she told me about the migrant fleet, I was thinking about monkeys haha good times. Monkeys...

[Druss99]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

I suspect Garrus. Every time I ask him he looks sheepishly around and claims he is calibrating something. Yet never seems to do anything.

Probably just hiding his porn stash.  At least he bothers hiding it.  Can't say the same for Joker.

He will give you some if you go off on a random vengence mission with him. He loves a good bit of vengence.

[Lord_Moose]

So Lass, are you looking for more hands aboard this vessel?

My old job is sort of finished as i've defeated the Darkspawn and we installed a warden to be king, my love left with our child, and my people are safely in the hands of my Brother. So me and Oghren here could really use some work, and we dwarva have never been on a Ship before!



I'm a duelist by trade, Oghren a mighty dwarva beserker champion, And did i mention i can sing?

[Druss99]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

So Lass, are you looking for more hands aboard this vessel?
My old job is sort of finished as i've defeated the Darkspawn and we installed a warden to be king, my love left with our child, and my people are safely in the hands of my Brother. So me and Oghren here could really use some work, and we dwarva have never been on a Ship before!

I'm a duelist by trade, Oghren a mighty dwarva beserker champion, And did i mention i can sing?

Welcome to the Normandy, we've seen footage of you in action, I believe you'll prove to be a vaulable member of the team.

How do you fellows feel about witty elevator based banter?

[Lord_Moose]

Druss99 wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

So Lass, are you looking for more hands aboard this vessel?
My old job is sort of finished as i've defeated the Darkspawn and we installed a warden to be king, my love left with our child, and my people are safely in the hands of my Brother. So me and Oghren here could really use some work, and we dwarva have never been on a Ship before!

I'm a duelist by trade, Oghren a mighty dwarva beserker champion, And did i mention i can sing?

Welcome to the Normandy, we've seen footage of you in action, I believe you'll prove to be a vaulable member of the team.

How do you fellows feel about witty elevator based banter?

Well i perfer walking up to people and talking to them, But Oghren here enjoys striking up the occational random conversation And Pretending That I Cant Hear Them!
And i asked the Lady Captain strange red golem. -.-

[Steve236]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FORM!



Now i shall ascend all of you to greatness, and yes you might be able to smell it.

[wolfstanus]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

nonononononnonononon

Veetor? What are you doing at the forward battery?

Can't hide they will be back...

Hi, little Quarian *phhh* why don't you come here by your friend, The Illusive Man? I have sweets and candy...

That's not... I'm going back to my calibrations.

Veetor, if I were you, I'd run and hide. RUN AND HIDE! GO! GO NOW!

*Reprograms mechs to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Modifié par wolfstanus, 03 mars 2010 - 03:02 .

[Steve236]

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

nonononononnonononon

Veetor? What are you doing at the forward battery?

Can't hide they will be back...

Hi, little Quarian *phhh* why don't you come here by your friend, The Illusive Man? I have sweets and candy...

That's not... I'm going back to my calibrations.

Veetor, if I were you, I'd run and hide. RUN AND HIDE! GO! GO NOW!

*Reprograms mech to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Found you, we have a special containment for you.

[wolfstanus]

Steve236 wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

nonononononnonononon

Veetor? What are you doing at the forward battery?

Can't hide they will be back...

Hi, little Quarian *phhh* why don't you come here by your friend, The Illusive Man? I have sweets and candy...

That's not... I'm going back to my calibrations.

Veetor, if I were you, I'd run and hide. RUN AND HIDE! GO! GO NOW!

*Reprograms mech to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Found you, we have a special containment for you.

*watches ymir mech crush the collector* I don't want to go..

[Brass_Buckles]

Druss99 wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Probably just hiding his porn stash.  At least he bothers hiding it.  Can't say the same for Joker.

He will give you some if you go off on a random vengence mission with him. He loves a good bit of vengence.

What, Garrus's porn?  Not into porn, I'm afraid... and I definitely don't want to see what Joker watches.  *makes a face*

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

So
Lass, are you looking for more hands aboard this vessel?
My old job
is sort of finished as i've defeated the Darkspawn and we installed a
warden to be king, my love left with our child, and my people are safely
in the hands of my Brother. So me and Oghren here could really use some
work, and we dwarva have never been on a Ship before!

I'm a
duelist by trade, Oghren a mighty dwarva beserker champion, And did i
mention i can sing?

Welcome to the Normandy, we've seen
footage of you in action, I believe you'll prove to be a vaulable member
of the team.

If you're willing to die for the good of the galaxy, welcome aboard.  I'll try to keep everyone alive, but I won't make any promises.

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise
wrote...

Shepard, can you talk to TIM? I think he was trying to
rape Veetor earlier...

Garrus, you seem tense.

Maybe
it's because Veetor almost got raped? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/pinched.png[/smilie]

Okay, I don't really believe that, but I will speak to the Illusive Man because I trust you.  I thought we sent Veetor back with Tali... Hm.

Guess it's a bad time to ask if you want to admire my new model ship.  I got the Normandy SR-1!  It looks just like the real thing, Garrus!  Oh and I bought some fish too.  Oh yeah and Kelly said something about wanting to hold you or something.  Oh but nevermind that.  I'll go page the Illusive Man.

*Wanders to the comm room...*

Oh Illusive Man?  I need to have a woooord with yooooou.

[Steve236]

wolfstanus wrote...

Steve236 wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

nonononononnonononon

Veetor? What are you doing at the forward battery?

Can't hide they will be back...

Hi, little Quarian *phhh* why don't you come here by your friend, The Illusive Man? I have sweets and candy...

That's not... I'm going back to my calibrations.

Veetor, if I were you, I'd run and hide. RUN AND HIDE! GO! GO NOW!

*Reprograms mech to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Found you, we have a special containment for you.

*watches ymir mech crush the collector* I don't want to go..

Minor set back *set seeker swarm to hunt down quarians*

[wolfstanus]

Steve236 wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

Steve236 wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

nonononononnonononon

Veetor? What are you doing at the forward battery?

Can't hide they will be back...

Hi, little Quarian *phhh* why don't you come here by your friend, The Illusive Man? I have sweets and candy...

That's not... I'm going back to my calibrations.

Veetor, if I were you, I'd run and hide. RUN AND HIDE! GO! GO NOW!

*Reprograms mech to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Found you, we have a special containment for you.

*watches ymir mech crush the collector* I don't want to go..

Minor set back *set seeker swarm to hunt down quarians*

*watches the swarm fly past*
Why is everyone trying to rape me? I hate crowds

Modifié par wolfstanus, 03 mars 2010 - 03:18 .

[the120Truth]

Steve236 wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

Steve236 wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

poisonoustea wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

nonononononnonononon

Veetor? What are you doing at the forward battery?

Can't hide they will be back...

Hi, little Quarian *phhh* why don't you come here by your friend, The Illusive Man? I have sweets and candy...

That's not... I'm going back to my calibrations.

Veetor, if I were you, I'd run and hide. RUN AND HIDE! GO! GO NOW!

*Reprograms mech to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Found you, we have a special containment for you.

*watches ymir mech crush the collector* I don't want to go..

Minor set back *set seeker swarm to hunt down quarians*

you bosh'tet

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

So
Lass, are you looking for more hands aboard this vessel?
My old job
is sort of finished as i've defeated the Darkspawn and we installed a
warden to be king, my love left with our child, and my people are safely
in the hands of my Brother. So me and Oghren here could really use some
work, and we dwarva have never been on a Ship before!

I'm a
duelist by trade, Oghren a mighty dwarva beserker champion, And did i
mention i can sing?

If you're willing to die for the good of the galaxy, welcome aboard.  I'll try to keep everyone alive, but I won't make any promises.

We Dwarva are hardy folk, we'll be alright.
My sword is your sword, my skills are your skills. This Grey Warden is by your side.
"I'm just here for the liquor and ladies." By the stone Oghren... *beardpalm*