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[Brass_Buckles]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

If you're willing to die for the good of the galaxy, welcome aboard.  I'll try to keep everyone alive, but I won't make any promises.

We Dwarva are hardy folk, we'll be alright.
My sword is your sword, my skills are your skills. This Grey Warden is by your side.
"I'm just here for the liquor and ladies." By the stone Oghren... *beardpalm*

Sword?  Hm.  About that... Don't you think a gun might be more effective?  A big gun?  Hmmm...  And I bet Jacob could teach you how to use it.

... I am so going to need a backrub after this day is over.  If I ever get a Normandy SR3, it's getting a full-sized bathtub installed, and I'm buying the most expensive bubble bath I can find.

[Steve236]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

So
Lass, are you looking for more hands aboard this vessel?
My old job
is sort of finished as i've defeated the Darkspawn and we installed a
warden to be king, my love left with our child, and my people are safely
in the hands of my Brother. So me and Oghren here could really use some
work, and we dwarva have never been on a Ship before!

I'm a
duelist by trade, Oghren a mighty dwarva beserker champion, And did i
mention i can sing?

If you're willing to die for the good of the galaxy, welcome aboard.  I'll try to keep everyone alive, but I won't make any promises.

We Dwarva are hardy folk, we'll be alright.
My sword is your sword, my skills are your skills. This Grey Warden is by your side.
"I'm just here for the liquor and ladies." By the stone Oghren... *beardpalm*

intresting...*starts making plan to harvest dwarves*

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

If you're willing to die for the good of the galaxy, welcome aboard.  I'll try to keep everyone alive, but I won't make any promises.

We Dwarva are hardy folk, we'll be alright.
My sword is your sword, my skills are your skills. This Grey Warden is by your side.
"I'm just here for the liquor and ladies." By the stone Oghren... *beardpalm*

Sword?  Hm.  About that... Don't you think a gun might be more effective?  A big gun?  Hmmm...  And I bet Jacob could teach you how to use it.

... I am so going to need a backrub after this day is over.  If I ever get a Normandy SR3, it's getting a full-sized bathtub installed, and I'm buying the most expensive bubble bath I can find.

Backrub ehy?
Well, Bard's are trained in many skills at to how to make their way to their target. *winks*
!
Not that i'd try to kill you! "Smooth Warden."

[Brass_Buckles]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Sword?  Hm.  About that... Don't you think a gun might be more effective?  A big gun?  Hmmm...  And I bet Jacob could teach you how to use it.

... I am so going to need a backrub after this day is over.  If I ever get a Normandy SR3, it's getting a full-sized bathtub installed, and I'm buying the most expensive bubble bath I can find.

Backrub ehy?
Well, Bard's are trained in many skills at to how to make their way to their target. *winks*
!
Not that i'd try to kill you! "Smooth Warden."

*clears throat*  I'd... rather not.  ... And I hope Yeoman Kelly didn't overhear me.

... Oh, stuff to shoot at!  Need some help, Garrus?

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 03 mars 2010 - 04:03 .

[the120Truth]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Spots a buzzing cloud of bio-mechanical bugs from over the horizon.*

Where's a flamethrower when you need one...

thats a good question Garrus, maybe I can use Carnage, oh wait bosh'tet developers

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Sword?  Hm.  About that... Don't you think a gun might be more effective?  A big gun?  Hmmm...  And I bet Jacob could teach you how to use it.

... I am so going to need a backrub after this day is over.  If I ever get a Normandy SR3, it's getting a full-sized bathtub installed, and I'm buying the most expensive bubble bath I can find.

Backrub ehy?
Well, Bard's are trained in many skills at to how to make their way to their target. *winks*
!
Not that i'd try to kill you! "Smooth Warden."

*clears throat*  I'd... rather not.  ... And I hope Yeoman Kelly didn't overhear me.

Is she the really huggy human with the red hair? Oghren offered her some of his special brew and well...
He says he has this weird itchy rash. *scratched his beard on confusion*

[Brass_Buckles]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Sword?  Hm.  About that... Don't you think a gun might be more effective?  A big gun?  Hmmm...  And I bet Jacob could teach you how to use it.

... I am so going to need a backrub after this day is over.  If I ever get a Normandy SR3, it's getting a full-sized bathtub installed, and I'm buying the most expensive bubble bath I can find.

Backrub ehy?
Well, Bard's are trained in many skills at to how to make their way to their target. *winks*
!
Not that i'd try to kill you! "Smooth Warden."

*clears throat*  I'd... rather not.  ... And I hope Yeoman Kelly didn't overhear me.

Is she the really huggy human with the red hair? Oghren offered her some of his special brew and well...
He says he has this weird itchy rash. *scratched his beard on confusion*

Yeah, and she's a xenophiliac.  LOVES aliens, you know.  Thinks getting intimate is the best way to understand people.  There's a rumor going around about her and an STD.  Hmmm.  Better warn Garrus.

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Is she the really huggy human with the red hair? Oghren offered her some of his special brew and well...
He says he has this weird itchy rash. *scratched his beard on confusion*

Yeah, and she's a xenophiliac.  LOVES aliens, you know.  Thinks getting intimate is the best way to understand people.  There's a rumor going around about her and an STD.  Hmmm.  Better warn Garrus.

Xenowhosawhasit? Ess Tee Dee?
Is that some kinda religious fanatic? I know you humans are nuts about that Andraste woman, she's not but ashes you know...

[Brass_Buckles]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Xenowhosawhasit? Ess Tee Dee?
Is that some kinda religious fanatic? I know you humans are nuts about that Andraste woman, she's not but ashes you know...

*coughs uncomfortably*  Er, she likes aliens--non-humans.  And is possibly a carrier for a disease transferred through, ah, intimate relations.

Dare I ask who or what Andraste is?

[Brass_Buckles]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

*Reprograms mechs to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Wilson, the Normandy is crawling with collectors, find anyother way to the main batteries, perferably a route that doesn't lead straight into an enemy squad.

*Notices the now hostile mechs* Someone reprogramed the Mechs, they should have known were human.

*shoulders assault rifle*  What kind of a leader would I be if I just sat here talking to some guy while you're all fighting?

All right.  Let's go clear this mess out of here.  No beer for you if you fail!

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Xenowhosawhasit? Ess Tee Dee?
Is that some kinda religious fanatic? I know you humans are nuts about that Andraste woman, she's not but ashes you know...

*coughs uncomfortably*  Er, she likes aliens--non-humans.  And is possibly a carrier for a disease transferred through, ah, intimate relations.

Dare I ask who or what Andraste is?

You dont know w-? You must not be from around Fereldin lass. Some crazy story about a rebellion and their leader, a woman, getting burned on a stake. Their god swoops down and saved her, but then of course never does anything ever again. Silly human stuff, we Dwarva believe in our ancestors and the stone they rest on. That is our belief.

So Oghren has a sickness then? I'll give him a healing potion then, should clear up fine. *takes out a strange red liquid in a glass bottle*
After we fight your Golems then i suppose. Someone must've stolen your control rods! *takes out a bow and sends clean shots through the mech's heads* BAH, no dwarva made these golem, they're weak.

Modifié par Lord_Moose, 03 mars 2010 - 04:23 .

[Brass_Buckles]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Right behind you Shepard, remember, we live, we get loud, spill some drinks on the Citadel.

And then we play pranks on the rest of the crew, right?  RIGHT?

Okay, I need to salvage some of the scrap metal from the mechs to buy that new model ship I saw at the Citadel.  Let's roll!

*jogs out and takes cover, aiming at a nearby mech and firing*

[the120Truth]

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

*Reprograms mechs to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Wilson, the Normandy is crawling with collectors, find anyother way to the main batteries, perferably a route that doesn't lead straight into an enemy squad.

*Notices the now hostile mechs* Someone reprogramed the Mechs, they should have known were human.

*shoulders assault rifle*  What kind of a leader would I be if I just sat here talking to some guy while you're all fighting?

All right.  Let's go clear this mess out of here.  No beer for you if you fail!

Right behind you Shepard, remember, we live, we get loud, spill some drinks on the Citadel.

Can we do it on Illium instead, their bars have nuts for Turians and Quarians. the Citidel always treats me like a second class citizen

[Brass_Buckles]

the120Truth wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

*Reprograms mechs to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Wilson, the Normandy is crawling with collectors, find anyother way to the main batteries, perferably a route that doesn't lead straight into an enemy squad.

*Notices the now hostile mechs* Someone reprogramed the Mechs, they should have known were human.

*shoulders assault rifle*  What kind of a leader would I be if I just sat here talking to some guy while you're all fighting?

All right.  Let's go clear this mess out of here.  No beer for you if you fail!

Right behind you Shepard, remember, we live, we get loud, spill some drinks on the Citadel.

Can we do it on Illium instead, their bars have nuts for Turians and Quarians. the Citidel always treats me like a second class citizen

Sure thing Tali!  Hey, mind sending out that drone of yours to distract the mechs for us?

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Shepard, wanted to talk, medical matters... Aware that mission is dangerous. Different species react differently to stress.



Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and dwarves. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing.

[the120Truth]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

the120Truth wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

LuckyIronAxe wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

*Reprograms mechs to attack Cerberus* nonononnononono no escape no hiding they will find you....

Wilson, the Normandy is crawling with collectors, find anyother way to the main batteries, perferably a route that doesn't lead straight into an enemy squad.

*Notices the now hostile mechs* Someone reprogramed the Mechs, they should have known were human.

*shoulders assault rifle*  What kind of a leader would I be if I just sat here talking to some guy while you're all fighting?

All right.  Let's go clear this mess out of here.  No beer for you if you fail!

Right behind you Shepard, remember, we live, we get loud, spill some drinks on the Citadel.

Can we do it on Illium instead, their bars have nuts for Turians and Quarians. the Citidel always treats me like a second class citizen

Sure thing Tali!  Hey, mind sending out that drone of yours to distract the mechs for us?

no problem, go for the optics Chikita, go for the optics

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Under attack? Incinerate will burn through any armor!

[Brass_Buckles]

BlacKStorM ZeRo wrote...

Shepard, wanted to talk, medical matters... Aware that mission is dangerous. Different species react differently to stress.

Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and dwarves. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing.

Mordin, I am not flirting with the dwarf!  Actually, I'm not flirting with anyone (yet)!  Can't I just talk to people without them thinking I'm coming on to them?  And can't you see we're under attack?  Now go incinerate mechs and stuff!

*hurtles over small wall, then dashes to the next one, taking cover and aiming again*

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

BlacKStorM ZeRo wrote...

Shepard, wanted to talk, medical matters... Aware that mission is dangerous. Different species react differently to stress.

Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and dwarves. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing.

Mordin, I am not flirting with the dwarf!  Actually, I'm not flirting with anyone (yet)!  Can't I just talk to people without them thinking I'm coming on to them?  And can't you see we're under attack?  Now go incinerate mechs and stuff!

*hurtles over small wall, then dashes to the next one, taking cover and aiming again*

Yes, of course Commander!

*activates incineration tech*

Flammable? Inflammable? Ah can't remember. Not important.

[Brass_Buckles]

BlacKStorM ZeRo wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

BlacKStorM ZeRo wrote...

Shepard, wanted to talk, medical matters... Aware that mission is dangerous. Different species react differently to stress.

Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and dwarves. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing.

Mordin, I am not flirting with the dwarf!  Actually, I'm not flirting with anyone (yet)!  Can't I just talk to people without them thinking I'm coming on to them?  And can't you see we're under attack?  Now go incinerate mechs and stuff!

*hurtles over small wall, then dashes to the next one, taking cover and aiming again*

Yes, of course Commander!

*activates incineration tech*

Flammable? Inflammable? Ah can't remember. Not important.

But just so you know?  I'll listen to your advice with hilarious amounts of awkwardness whenever I finally do decide to flirt with someone.  'Cause I know you like to make people squirm like that.

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!  Shields down!  *shoots at de-shielded mech, then aims for the mechs distracted by Tali's drone*

[wolfstanus]

Brass_Buckles wrote...

BlacKStorM ZeRo wrote...

Shepard, wanted to talk, medical matters... Aware that mission is dangerous. Different species react differently to stress.

Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and dwarves. Still, recommend caution. Warn of chafing.

Mordin, I am not flirting with the dwarf!  Actually, I'm not flirting with anyone (yet)!  Can't I just talk to people without them thinking I'm coming on to them?  And can't you see we're under attack?  Now go incinerate mechs and stuff!

*hurtles over small wall, then dashes to the next one, taking cover and aiming again*

*watches Shepards/talis ass through a camera* no no no on no no need more memory on onmi tool

Modifié par wolfstanus, 03 mars 2010 - 04:41 .

[Lord_Moose]

I hope the Captain will flirt with me, i spent all those points of my Coercion skill...



Duelhanded Strike! *leap among a group of hacked mechs, drawing duel swords that arc lightning between eachother, cleaving the mechs in twane!*