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[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

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Modifié par BlacKStorM ZeRo, 03 mars 2010 - 05:33 .

[Brass_Buckles]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

*gets shot*  ... Crap.  Bleeding here!  *tries to find cover*

*sees that his captain is in trouble*
Quick, Drink This! *tosses her a healing polise and gets back to killing those strange golems*

*tries to catch the poultice, fumbles, nearly smashes it--and in the process gets shot again a couple of times*

Is everything supposed to have red veins around it?  I don't feel so gr--

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Drags Shepard back to cover and applies medigel.*

Thanks, Garrus, but aren't you at risk going out in the open with all those holes in your armor?  Please don't do that again.

*pats Garrus on the shoulder*  My life isn't worth someone else's, but I appreciate it.

*rolls her shoulder, then tries sipping cautiously at the health poultice*  ... Tastes funny, but I feel better.  *drinks the rest, then shoulders her assault rifle again*  Hey, thanks, dwarf guy!

Garrus, by the way, don't sleep with Kelly.  I think she's more than willing, but... scale itch.  At least that's what I heard.

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 03 mars 2010 - 05:40 .

[Lord_Moose]

*notices that the mechs arnt shooting at him or Oghren.*

That's odd... "Make it easier to hit, but its not as fun." I know!

*due to the fact the mechs have never seen dwarves before, therefore dont have a protocol to fire on them*

Sooo? *pushes over the mechs like dominoes*

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Yes! Was trying to determine how scale itch got on board...



You believe Kelly to be the source? Hmmm, implications more unpleasant than previously believed. *shivers* Kelly, varren... *shivers more prominently*



Must ask, Commander, what is this red liquid you are ingesting?

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...
Garrus, by the way, don't sleep with Kelly.  I think she's more than willing, but... scale itch.  At least that's what I heard.

*Facepalm*
Shepard, just turn around and shoot the Collectors...

You're always too busy calibrating to tell you these things.  It's important!  Gotta keep the health of the crew up and all.

*turns around and shoots at mechs*  Wait, Collectors?  Oh crap.  I only noticed the mechs!  You just love to give me good news, don't you?

*talks while shooting at mechs, and keeping an eye out for Collectors*  And hey, if you want to start a hobby, I'll give you the SR-1 model for helping me out.   I thought you'd wanna see it anyway.  Or would you rather have the turian frigate model?  Eh, I'll bring them all down to the main battery sometime.  I don't want rumors started if you show up at my quarters.

*risks a glance toward Mordin*  I have no idea what it is, but I feel a whole lot better after drinking it.  It might just be some really strong alcohol.  Tastes strange.  Doesn't seem to have any ill effects, though.  *she shrugs, then shoots at another mech*  You know, for some guy with a primitive weapon, that dwarf guy is a good fighter.

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 03 mars 2010 - 05:51 .

[Lord_Moose]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...
*risks a glance toward Mordin*  I have no idea what it is, but I feel a whole lot better after drinking it.  It might just be some really strong alcohol.  Tastes strange.  Doesn't seem to have any ill effects, though.  *she shrugs, then shoots at another mech*  You know, for some guy with a primitive weapon, that dwarf guy is a good fighter.

Are you going to fight them or nag me?

There's no way you can efficiently do both.

*A massive maul slams down next to Garrus, a freightening figure in heavy metal armor and a deep red beard on the otherend*
"And are you going to fight or whine like a stuck nug? Either get to fighting or get to dieing."
*The Warden is busy lightly poking the mechs with his sword, as he found his lightning runes are devistating to them on contact* I hardly need to touch them...

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...
Garrus, by the way, don't sleep with Kelly.  I think she's more than willing, but... scale itch.  At least that's what I heard.

*Facepalm*
Shepard, just turn around and shoot the Collectors...

You're always too busy calibrating to tell you these things.  It's important!  Gotta keep the health of the crew up and all.

*turns around and shoots at mechs*  Wait, Collectors?  Oh crap.  I only noticed the mechs!  You just love to give me good news, don't you?

*talks while shooting at mechs, and keeping an eye out for Collectors*  And hey, if you want to start a hobby, I'll give you the SR-1 model for helping me out.   I thought you'd wanna see it anyway.  Or would you rather have the turian frigate model?  Eh, I'll bring them all down to the main battery sometime.  I don't want rumors started if you show up at my quarters.

*risks a glance toward Mordin*  I have no idea what it is, but I feel a whole lot better after drinking it.  It might just be some really strong alcohol.  Tastes strange.  Doesn't seem to have any ill effects, though.  *she shrugs, then shoots at another mech*  You know, for some guy with a primitive weapon, that dwarf guy is a good fighter.

Are you going to fight them or nag me?

There's no way you can efficiently do both.

Point taken.  Actually I was mostly waiting on the shield regeneration... But I owe you one.

*moves ahead to a different cover position, still apparently looking for Collectors*

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Ready for takedown.



*fires Carnifex at oncoming mechs*



Employing incineration tech.



Impending explosion!

[Lord_Moose]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

*A massive maul slams down next to Garrus, a freightening figure in heavy metal armor and a deep red beard on the otherend*
"And are you going to fight or whine like a stuck nug? Either get to fighting or get to dieing."
*The Warden is busy lightly poking the mechs with his sword, as he found his lightning runes are devistating to them on contact* I hardly need to touch them...

*Pushes the warden to the ground as a collector beam decides to slice his maul in half.*

Get down!

[The Redbeard is Oghren by the way, look at the display picture, i've got brownhair and leather armor]
*The Turian finds a blade arcross his neck and a sword poking him uncomfortable in the side*
... Sorry, instinct. *looks at the beam* What sort of Sorcery is that anyway? *pushing himself up* Seems i owe you one Bird, i will find a way to pay you back *charges the Collectors who'd just shown up, one being a controled drone*

I Know This Hurts Y- *lunges forward sinking down blades into its chest, watching it spasm painfully from the electrical shock* Funny, looks like it hurt you. *smirks*

Modifié par Lord_Moose, 03 mars 2010 - 06:03 .

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Fascinating. Primitive melee weapon used during Middle Ages of most civilizations.



*speaks rapidly* Hammer? No. Mallet? No, no, no. *deep breath* Ah, maul. Indeed.





Can fix if necessary..

[Brass_Buckles]

Mordin, you are awesome! Hey, do that again, on that explosive crate over there. I love to see Cerberus stuff explode.



*shoulders Collector Beam* Now where's the Harbinger? *fires at Collectors*



Garrus, why weren't you using overload on those mechs?



And where did Jacob go?



*fires again, then leaves cover to move forward again to the next safe spot* Gotta get to the source of this problem to stop it. Dwarf! Fall back, take cover. Collectors will get you!



... And when this is over, the first person to bother me at my quarters before I come out on my own is getting booted off the crew. After the Alenko crap, I need some me time.

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Simple enough.



Employing incineration tech.



Multiple explosions impending. Should engulf Harbinger and others.



BOOM!



Indeed.

[Lord_Moose]

Aye aye Captain... not used to this whole following orders thing *stealthy ducks between the Collectors, husks, and other demons before leaping over cover and sitting next to the captain without making a sound*

Surprise!

*Oghren sits next to the warden, looking at him* "Well what'd we do now Warden? We can resist magic, but we're not completely immune! Those magic weapons will be the death of us..."

Oghren, its up to the Captain to give the orders, captain?

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...
*Shakes head in slight disgust, then places a few rounds inside a trio of collector skulls.*

*Uses a concussive shot on a Praetorian, then overloads the remaining mechs.*

*Dispactes the remaining enemies with overwhelming accuracy.*

*The ground is littered with fallen husks, scons, collectors, and hijacked mechs.*

Can we go back to the Normandy now? I'm feeling a bit dehydrated.

Oh wait, we should find Veetor...

You want to go back, Garrus?  Be my guest.  I have a quarian civilian to rescue, but if you're not feeling up to snuff then there's no point getting yourself killed over it.  I'm a little worried about you after Omega.

*she hurtles over another barrier and aims for another Collector just as it starts to say, ASSUMING CONTROL*

Running out of power for this weapon...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Aye aye Captain... not used to this whole following orders thing *stealthy ducks between the Collectors,  husks, and other demons before leaping over cover and sitting next to the captain without making a sound*
Surprise!
*Oghren sits next to the warden, looking at him* "Well what'd we do now Warden? We can resist magic, but we're not completely immune! Those magic weapons will be the death of us..."
Oghren, its up to the Captain to give the orders, captain?

I have no idea how you got here without getting killed, but if you're sneaky enough to do that, maybe you can sneak up on some of those Collectors and take them down before they know what hit them.  But be careful and take cover if they spot you.

And Mordin?  Great job!

*she switches to her assault rifle again*  I don't have many cooling clips left, so we're going to have to make our final rush now.

Modifié par Brass_Buckles, 03 mars 2010 - 06:31 .

[Lord_Moose]

Brass_Buckles wrote...
I have no idea how you got here without getting killed, but if you're sneaky enough to do that, maybe you can sneak up on some of those Collectors and take them down before they know what hit them.  But be careful and take cover if they spot you.

And Mordin?  Great job!

*she switches to her assault rifle again*  I don't have many cooling clips left, so we're going to have to make our final rush now.

As my Lady commands *nods* Cooling clips, are they these things? *holds up his palms holding a huge handful of clips* I picked them off the golems, they seemed shiny and vaulable, I thought they where your currency...

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

Commander, suggest suppressive fire to cover advance of dwarf. *fires Tempest wildly at Collectors*



HOLD. THE. LINE!



*uses Incineration Blast on Collectors* Flammable or Inflammable? Can't remember which. Doesn't matter. Should burn nicely, though!



Engaging targets.

[Brass_Buckles]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I swear to whatever power you believe in commander, you are one of the densest things I have ever encountered.\\\\\\\\

*Lights cigar and puffs on it.*

It's not that I didn't hear you, Garrus.  It's more that I'm actually doing something about it instead of complaining that I don't want to fight, even though one of my own squadmates just took down the love of my life.  So deal with it, okay?

[BlacKStorM ZeRo]

(( WTH is up with my sentence spacing??? ))