A strange look and a short "I don't like men in that way" speech.
Alistair gav me a rose. I'd giv him _______ in return.
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#27
Posté 27 février 2010 - 04:51
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Morrigan. For teh lulz.
#28
Posté 27 février 2010 - 04:52
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***Hands David a scarf*** got that from Oghren btw.David Gaider wrote...
Sneezes.
oh! And gives Alistair a Ox bone
#30
Posté 27 février 2010 - 04:52
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A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH WHILE HE WATCHES EVERYTHING HE KNEW AND LOVED SUFFER AN EVEN MORE AGONIZING DEATH THAN HIM
#31
Posté 27 février 2010 - 04:56
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All the caps make that especially effective, I'm certain.Highdragonslayer wrote...
A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH WHILE HE WATCHES EVERYTHING HE KNEW AND LOVED SUFFER AN EVEN MORE AGONIZING DEATH THAN HIM
Alistair approves +1
#32
Posté 27 février 2010 - 04:58
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David Gaider wrote...
All the caps make that especially effective, I'm certain.Highdragonslayer wrote...
A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH WHILE HE WATCHES EVERYTHING HE KNEW AND LOVED SUFFER AN EVEN MORE AGONIZING DEATH THAN HIM
Alistair approves +1
Caps lock is cruise control for awesome.
#33
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:01
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qUOTED FOR TRUTH.The_Abyss wrote...
David Gaider wrote...
All the caps make that especially effective, I'm certain.Highdragonslayer wrote...
A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH WHILE HE WATCHES EVERYTHING HE KNEW AND LOVED SUFFER AN EVEN MORE AGONIZING DEATH THAN HIM
Alistair approves +1
Caps lock is cruise control for awesome.
#34
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:10
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David Gaider wrote...
Sneezes.
You romancing Alistair would be very funny. You taught him everything he knows. Literally. There would be no spontanaiety.
"What? A rose? You weren't supposed to give me that 'til (such and such approval)."
"You...you don't like it?"
"No, I do, but it's a little soon. You haven't even gave me the "I have different lines for you" line. Have I taught you nothing?"
"O....kay?:blink:"
#36
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:11
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Kryyptehk wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
An eyebrow raise.
That's rather nice of you to shave off your eyebrow to give it to him. Creepy, but nice. You and Leliana would get along great.
lol not raze. Raise. As in
Which would make me get long with Morrigan...right?
#37
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:14
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
An eyebrow raise.
That's rather nice of you to shave off your eyebrow to give it to him. Creepy, but nice. You and Leliana would get along great.
lol not raze. Raise. As in
Which would make me get long with Morrigan...right?
Maybe if you questioned his intelligence and manhood. If you call him a bad Warden, you will definitely "get along" with her.
Ahem. Not that I know anything about that. (see signature)
#38
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:18
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Kryyptehk wrote...
Maybe if you questioned his intelligence and manhood. If you call him a bad Warden, you will definitely "get along" with her.
Ahem. Not that I know anything about that. (see signature)
Oh I wouldn't question his manhood or intelligence. It's already established. He has neither
Now if you would excuse me, Morrigan owes me a heating bill...eherm
#39
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:20
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Poor Alistair. He's the Rodney Dangerfield of DA:O.KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Oh I wouldn't question his manhood or intelligence. It's already established. He has neither
#40
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:22
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That had me laughing out loud. Thanks for that.Juneya wrote...
An eyeroll in return.
My first Alistair romance character was named Rose. Can't get much cornier than that.
"It reminded me of you!!" ...FAIL
#41
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:26
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Kryyptehk wrote...
You romancing Alistair would be very funny. You taught him everything he knows. Literally. There would be no spontanaiety.
"What? A rose? You weren't supposed to give me that 'til (such and such approval)."
"You...you don't like it?"
"No, I do, but it's a little soon. You haven't even gave me the "I have different lines for you" line. Have I taught you nothing?"
"O....kay?:blink:"
I'm sure it would be more like
Me: "****, please."
Alistair: "You... you don't like it?"
Me: "Whatever. I wrote that line eons ago. Bored now."
Alistair: "You're bored with me?"
Me: "I got Anders now. He sounds sorta like you, you know."
Alistair: "Who is Anders?"
Me: "And comb your hair. Oh... grow a backbone, too, while you're at it."
Alistair: "But..."
Me: "Ahhh, I know you do eventually. I just had to say it."
Alistair disapproves -5
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runscript dm_appinchigh
Alistair approves +10
That's more like it.
Modifié par David Gaider, 27 février 2010 - 05:27 .
#42
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:29
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AFTER I FINISH OFF CUTTING OFF ALL HIS LIMBS WON BY WON I WILL FEAST ON HIS LOVED ONES WHILE HE WATCHES AND THEN FEAST ON HIS BONES! THEN I WILL GO TO THE FADE AND ENSLAVE HIS SOUL AND MAKE HIM RELIVE IT EVERY TIME BEING MORE GRUESOME AND TRAUMATIZING EVERY TIME HE EXPERIENCES IT.
#43
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:30
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@Highdragonslayer, way to be a buzz kill after Gaider's epically funny post.
#44
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:32
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Monica21 wrote...
@Highdragonslayer, way to be a buzz kill after Gaider's epically funny post.
Took the words right out of my brain.
Here was I laughing and smirking, only to read this and suddenly
#45
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:33
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Highdragonslayer wrote...
AFTER I FINISH OFF CUTTING OFF ALL HIS LIMBS WON BY WON I WILL FEAST ON HIS LOVED ONES WHILE HE WATCHES AND THEN FEAST ON HIS BONES! THEN I WILL GO TO THE FADE AND ENSLAVE HIS SOUL AND MAKE HIM RELIVE IT EVERY TIME BEING MORE GRUESOME AND TRAUMATIZING EVERY TIME HE EXPERIENCES IT.
Clearly, you've won this thread
#46
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:36
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David Gaider wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
You romancing Alistair would be very funny. You taught him everything he knows. Literally. There would be no spontanaiety.
"What? A rose? You weren't supposed to give me that 'til (such and such approval)."
"You...you don't like it?"
"No, I do, but it's a little soon. You haven't even gave me the "I have different lines for you" line. Have I taught you nothing?"
"O....kay?:blink:"
I'm sure it would be more like
Me: "****, please."
Alistair: "You... you don't like it?"
Me: "Whatever. I wrote that line eons ago. Bored now."
Alistair: "You're bored with me?"
Me: "I got Anders now. He sounds sorta like you, you know."
Alistair: "Who is Anders?"
Me: "And comb your hair. Oh... grow a backbone, too, while you're at it."
Alistair: "But..."
Me: "Ahhh, I know you do eventually. I just had to say it."
Alistair disapproves -5
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runscript dm_appinchigh
Alistair approves +10
That's more like it.
Tsk tsk tsk. Such disdain. Looks like Shale was right. Familiarity breeds contempt.
#47
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:39
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I'd give him a "Thanks, man" + a high-five. Then just walk away... most likely over to Morrigan's tent, to tell her what the silly poof just did. Then we would laugh for a good 10 - 15 minutes... Then as a joke I would probably give the rose to Sten and tell him it was from Leliana...
#50
Posté 27 février 2010 - 05:45
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Herr Uhl wrote...
A boot to the head.
You are my best friend, you know that?
