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BIG surprize in the Return to Ostagar DLC.


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Andraste_Reborn

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Yes, the prisoners in Howe's dungeon are happier than usual that you've come to ... um, release them. I was playing that section yesterday with Natural Bodies installed for the first time and it was unintentionally hilarious. Also, the hungry deserter is very pleased to see you, and everyone is unusually excited to have found the Urn of Sacred Ashes ...

And incidentally: if you have DA Mod Manager and Natural Bodies all in one, it's the work of a moment to toggle the erections on and off. I think I'll go fix that now and turn them back on when a sex scene is imminent.

... that sounded less wrong in my head.

Modifié par Andrastee, 28 février 2010 - 10:59 .


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Charsen

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Even in death, you can't keep a good king down.

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Khayness

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Behold the King's Scepter!

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Andrastee wrote...

Yes, the prisoners in Howe's dungeon are happier than usual that you've come to ... um, release them. I was playing that section yesterday with Natural Bodies installed for the first time and it was unintentionally hilarious. Also, the hungry deserter is very pleased to see you, and everyone is unusually excited to have found the Urn of Sacred Ashes ...

And incidentally: if you have DA Mod Manager and Natural Bodies all in one, it's the work of a moment to toggle the erections on and off. I think I'll go fix that now and turn them back on when a sex scene is imminent.

... that sounded less wrong in my head.



Now I remember why I never installed a nude mod...oh man. Especially think about the ritual with Morrigan if you choose to have Loghain do it...

That is sooooooooo NOT an image I want in my mind before the archdemon, and i don't think i could hit the esc button fast enough...

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Janni-in-VA

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The first nude scene I saw after installing Natural Bodies was when we take off all our gear in the presence of the Urn of Sacred Ashes. I nearly fell off the couch, laughing, when I saw Alistair pointing rather boldly at the Urn. I had to call both my sisters and share the joke with them. It was priceless.  Oh, and then I forgot I had the mod installed until I saw Cailan's body during Return to Ostagar.  Doh!  *slapping forhead*

Modifié par Janni-in-VA, 01 mars 2010 - 04:46 .


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asaiasai

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As a former army medic there are a lot of things about death and a dead body they fail to tell you about on TV. I will say that there are several normal bodily functions that are normally controlled by the sub concious that when death occurs that controll is lost. Considering the way Cailan was killed, squeezed like a ketchup packet from the middle, the trauma to the mid section, and gravity, while it would be highly unlikely that even in death Cailan would be "ready to go" depending on how soon one arrived afterwards it is unlikely but possible for a priaprism to exist.



Asai

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DalishRanger

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I too have a nude mod installed for the same reasons, but I have it set so the men aren't in a constant state of "excitement" Incidentally, this actually made Cailain's body mutilation/display all the more serious and morbid for me than if he had been in his underwear.



Now, if he'd been standing at attention, I'd likely be laughing my arse off too.

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LadyVaJedi

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I wish there was a natural body mod for the ps3 and xbox players.

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Lol, that particular mod causes some hilarious moments.

Just wait until you reach the Arl of Denerim's dungeons.... One prisoner claims to have been tortured and claims it was horrible, his body says otherwise :lol:.

Alistair also seems to be enjoying being captured a little too much a few cutscenes later (if you get captured while escaping the estate with Alistair in your party), if you're a male you too seem to be enjoying it. :blink:

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Mirthadrond

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LOL.. yes... my FN character in the dungeon in Denirim was like... 'ah... Alister darling.. I know you love me and all, but now is not the time for the mommy daddy dance..."

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Schwinni

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The corpse of Ser Friden in the back alley in Denerim is funny also. ;)

#37
Srslydude01

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Rofl! That's pretty good. :lol:

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EccentricSage

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Grossbard

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You pervert

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Hizoka003

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Jewsapalewsa wrote...

Spitz6860 wrote...

lol i hope you were alone when you saw that.


Yeah, luckily my Girlfriend was preoccupied. 

with you playing video games shes got to play by herself

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Jewsapalewsa

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outlaworacle wrote...

Yeah, it also makes being trapped in Fort Drakon with Alistair a bit awkard. The cell just seems that much smaller with both of your raging boners at full power =D


Holy ****, I thought mine was funny, but this would be a pants pisser for me.

Modifié par Jewsapalewsa, 03 mars 2010 - 12:51 .


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Gill Kaiser

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I had the same reaction to that hungry prisoner at Ostagar before the battle. The guy just stands there erect, proud and covered in blood.

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Someone needs to dub a spoof of this. lol :P