ShepardWrex wrote...
The romances sure don't seem to have plot holes.
The romances are full of plotholes, actually.
Liara is the biggest, since she doesn't comment about the romance in any way, shape, or form except for that meaningless semi-kiss upon entering her office. And that's not to mention that Shepard doesn't say a damned thing to her about it either. The kiss implies there is a relationship, but absolutely nothing is said about it the entire game. That's a gigantic plot hole.
Tali is also a gigantic plot hole. My dudeshep was a renegade, argued against bringing her onboard the Normandy, told her time and again he didn't trust her, didn't even consider giving her the geth data, and otherwise treated her like crap. You know how she reacted in ME1? Like a petulant child. Which was good. She wanted nothing to do with him in ME1 and couldn't wait to get away from him. you know how she acts in ME2? Like he's a godsend; I think she even calls him or compares him to her knight in shining armor. WTF IS THAT!? That's a giant plot hole in the form of a fan-service retcon.
Jack has another plothole, though it's kind of a meta-game plothole. Despite the fact that a male and female Shepard have, for all intents and purposes,
identical interactions with Jack, a male is the only one who can break through to Jack and make her trust someone again? How does that work? Jack's just entranced by a dudeShep's wang or something? Plot-hole.
Garrus isn't so much of a plot-hole, but it is gross. Apparently talking about fist fights and having sex with other people is supposed to be a major turn-on for femSheps. I can call that simple bad writing.
It could be argued that Jacob's romance has a plot-hole. He argues constantly during the romance that he only wants to keep it light, and he never abcks down from that, but when you go to break up with him he throws a major fit.
Miranda's romance also has a plothole. She "cleaned out" the engineering deck so you could nail her? Um, the engineering deck was already cleaned out, since, you know, the crew was abducted. Jack, Grunt, and Zaeed aren't on that engineering deck; they're down the hall. Also, she says that she'll only settle for the best, doesn't she? The engineering deck with at least 4 windows into other parts of the ship is NOT the best anything unless the end of that sentence is "...place to have a bunch of people watch you have sex"
Thane? Another plot-hole, but not strictly to the romance. He says he's comfortable with his lifestyle and that there's nothing wrong with it, but he hates the idea of his son following in his footsteps? Either he's a liar or it's a plot hole!