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Jacob vs Kaiden which one is better for female Shepard?

Débuté par revan11exile , févr. 28 2010 11:03

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Sesshomaru47
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:09

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Aisynia wrote...

Sharn01 wrote...

Jacob is there to make femShep player's want to vomit in disgust.


Truth.

Plus, he's a jerk anyways. He antagonizes my friends and second guesses all my decisions. "Oh let's kill it." "Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. I respect you more than anyone Shepard, so I'm going to tell you that you're wrong every chance I get" "Oh Tali, say hi to EDI, she's an AI lolol" " Oh Thane, you are incredibly freakin deadly and we need you on our side, so I'm gonna be an **** to you too."

*shake head*

List goes on.


That thing with Thane, I thought maybe he was jealous or threatened by Thane, even though I hadn't spoken to him at all since starting the game. It comes across like though.

#202
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:10

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Sesshomaru47 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Sharn01 wrote...

Jacob is there to make femShep player's want to vomit in disgust.


Truth.

Plus, he's a jerk anyways. He antagonizes my friends and second guesses all my decisions. "Oh let's kill it." "Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. I respect you more than anyone Shepard, so I'm going to tell you that you're wrong every chance I get" "Oh Tali, say hi to EDI, she's an AI lolol" " Oh Thane, you are incredibly freakin deadly and we need you on our side, so I'm gonna be an **** to you too."

*shake head*

List goes on.


That thing with Thane, I thought maybe he was jealous or threatened by Thane, even though I hadn't spoken to him at all since starting the game. It comes across like though.


I think you need to accept the fact that he's just being a dick.

#203
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:11

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Aisynia wrote...

Sesshomaru47 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Sharn01 wrote...

Jacob is there to make femShep player's want to vomit in disgust.


Truth.

Plus, he's a jerk anyways. He antagonizes my friends and second guesses all my decisions. "Oh let's kill it." "Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. I respect you more than anyone Shepard, so I'm going to tell you that you're wrong every chance I get" "Oh Tali, say hi to EDI, she's an AI lolol" " Oh Thane, you are incredibly freakin deadly and we need you on our side, so I'm gonna be an **** to you too."

*shake head*

List goes on.


That thing with Thane, I thought maybe he was jealous or threatened by Thane, even though I hadn't spoken to him at all since starting the game. It comes across like though.


I think you need to accept the fact that he's just being a dick.


I can do that.

#204
The Angry One
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:16

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Jacob seems very inconsistantly written. He comes off as a laid back guy who wouldn't be a jerk to people and is very diplomatic at Freedom's Progress then is a dick to Thane and Tali ("oh we have an AI lol screw you Quarian").

FemShep comes off as a perv with him at first and he's kinda "hey that's a little strong" then he turns around acting like a bad porno actor.

#205
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:20

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Another reason not to talk to him. Why does she sound like she's cracking onto him when they've just met and you're saying hello. Cripes.

#206
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:26

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The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:







I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.

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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:27

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TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


Oh barf, not that again. That scene is unwatchable.

#208
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:29

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TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


"Look at thissssssss....my romance dialogue is absolutely awful and my waist is freakishly tiny. Do me now! What, you're saying no? You tease! I love you!"^_^

#209
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:30

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crimsonrhodelia wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


"Look at thissssssss....my romance dialogue is absolutely awful and my waist is freakishly tiny. Do me now! What, you're saying no? You tease! I love you!"^_^


FemShep: "We'll have our tiiiiiiime. Later.. tee hee." :sick:

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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:32

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The Angry One wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


"Look at thissssssss....my romance dialogue is absolutely awful and my waist is freakishly tiny. Do me now! What, you're saying no? You tease! I love you!"^_^


FemShep: "We'll have our tiiiiiiime. Later.. tee hee." :sick:


The pushing of the buttons lines...bleargh! Honestly, no sane woman...

#211
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:32

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I don't like Kaiden but I prefer him over Jacob.

Besides the fact that he reminds me of Kanye West each time I see him, Shepard is for him a priizzzzzzzzze. And why the hell would Miranda need someone better than him and FemShepard gets stuck with him (that if you romance him)? That makes no sense. Shepard wasn't grown in a tube to be perfect and she did way too much than Miranda.

Am I the only one who felt offended here and like in a bad porn?



#212
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:32

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TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


Ugh that scene... I have never had a video game moment make me feel so awkward and disgusted as this scene... I'm glad I saw it on youtube instead of actually trying that romance :sick:

#213
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:33

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Its not just his waist, but everything from the waist down, if you are ever bored stand next to Jacob with Shepard and pan out the camera, his legs are about a foot shorter then every one elses and extremely skinny in proportion to his upper body.

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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:35

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Corti78 wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


Ugh that scene... I have never had a video game moment make me feel so awkward and disgusted as this scene... I'm glad I saw it on youtube instead of actually trying that romance :sick:


This! The dialogue is horrible and the voicing is SO over the top. :?

ETA:

Sharn01 wrote...

Its not just his waist, but everything
from the waist down, if you are ever bored stand next to Jacob with
Shepard and pan out the camera, his legs are about a foot shorter then
every one elses and extremely skinny in proportion to his upper
body.


Yeah, it's nice to be in shape, but stay proportionate, please!

Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 01 mars 2010 - 04:36 .

#215
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:36

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The muffin top, anyone saw it?

#216
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:36

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LOLandStuff wrote...

I don't like Kaiden but I prefer him over Jacob.
Besides the fact that he reminds me of Kanye West each time I see him, Shepard is for him a priizzzzzzzzze. And why the hell would Miranda need someone better than him and FemShepard gets stuck with him (that if you romance him)? That makes no sense. Shepard wasn't grown in a tube to be perfect and she did way too much than Miranda.
Am I the only one who felt offended here and like in a bad porn?


I definitely felt offended. Was like what the hell? I'm the savior of the galaxy, hero of the Citadel, and first human Spectre and I'm secondary to Miranda? **** you Jacob. <_<

#217
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:38

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LOLandStuff wrote...

The muffin top, anyone saw it?



I think I am to old to understand what this means.

#218
The Angry One
Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:38

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Corti78 wrote...

I definitely felt offended. Was like what the hell? I'm the savior of the galaxy, hero of the Citadel, and first human Spectre and I'm secondary to Miranda? **** you Jacob. <_<


I know!
Hell if Jacob were the only choice for LI... I'd go with Harbinger. At least Harbinger appreciates me for what I am. :P

#219
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:40

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Corti78 wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

The best and most convincing argument against a Jacob romance is his rejection scene:



I don't know how any IRL female could watch that and want to romance that guy.


Ugh that scene... I have never had a video game moment make me feel so awkward and disgusted as this scene... I'm glad I saw it on youtube instead of actually trying that romance :sick:


awkward x100000

#220
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:41

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The Angry One wrote...

Corti78 wrote...

I definitely felt offended. Was like what the hell? I'm the savior of the galaxy, hero of the Citadel, and first human Spectre and I'm secondary to Miranda? **** you Jacob. <_<


I know!
Hell if Jacob were the only choice for LI... I'd go with Harbinger. At least Harbinger appreciates me for what I am. :P


At least Harbinger thinks about your needs first ("I know you feel this, Shepard").

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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:43

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Sharn01 wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

The muffin top, anyone saw it?



I think I am to old to understand what this means.

Image IPBImage IPB
The fat that overlaps belts or tight jeans. Extra bagage XD
I think he held his breath while half naked to cover his fatness.

#222
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:44

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The Angry One wrote...

Corti78 wrote...

I definitely felt offended. Was like what the hell? I'm the savior of the galaxy, hero of the Citadel, and first human Spectre and I'm secondary to Miranda? **** you Jacob. <_<


I know!
Hell if Jacob were the only choice for LI... I'd go with Harbinger. At least Harbinger appreciates me for what I am. :P


Seriously.

She deserves a better man than me..

What but your crappy, overly melodramatic, shallow, asinine self is fine for ME?

Loser.

Modifié par Aisynia, 01 mars 2010 - 04:45 .

#223
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:45

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What was it Jacob said about Miranda, it got close and then it got real far away, or something?



My guess? He got all the way to her cutscene and then pulled the 'priiiiiiize' line and she kicked him out the door.

#224
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:46

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Aris Ravenstar wrote...

What was it Jacob said about Miranda, it got close and then it got real far away, or something?

My guess? He got all the way to her cutscene and then pulled the 'priiiiiiize' line and she kicked him out the door.


rofl!

#225
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Posté 01 mars 2010 - 04:48

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Aris Ravenstar wrote...

What was it Jacob said about Miranda, it got close and then it got real far away, or something?

My guess? He got all the way to her cutscene and then pulled the 'priiiiiiize' line and she kicked him out the door.



Nice
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