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[melkathi]

Since currently justifying one's actions seems to be all the rage on this forum

Just so the poor little puppy doesn't feel left out.

Remember, he is not mangy.


edit: removed silly silly typo

Modifié par melkathi, 01 mars 2010 - 09:16 .

[krylo]

But he never bathes.



How CAN you justify that smell? It's almost as bad as Alistair.

[amethyst_rose2009]

ROFL!  I like this thread.  You can't forget he's the only party member who will bring you a drool-covered, half-eaten cake and dirty pantaloons. 

[melkathi]

He also brings a ball of yarn, which Wynne can use to darn Alistair's socks

[krylo]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

dirty pantaloons. 

He brought me that after Oghren complained about his missing pants.

Kinda made me wonder...

[ejoslin]

I liked you before, melkathi, but this thread brings a whole new meaning to that word.  I do feel a bit guilty that Sten normally gets the dog bones

Modifié par ejoslin, 01 mars 2010 - 02:19 .

[SurelyForth]

Well, he is the only party member who can get away with such rampant public urination. Oghren tries, but I keep having to bail him out for indecent exposure.

[errant_knight]

Heh, this is getting out of hand. Remember that the first thread was started by an OP who genuinely wanted to be able to find new ways of seeing a character that they wanted to use more but were finding problematic. Does anyone find dog problematic?

Modifié par errant_knight, 01 mars 2010 - 02:19 .

[TripLight]

Dirty Pantaloons, how could I hate him for those?

[mousestalker]

Dog is the only companion who is always 100 loyal. He never ninja starts a romance with you and he is smarter than all but one of your companions.

[amethyst_rose2009]

krylo wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

dirty pantaloons. 

He brought me that after Oghren complained about his missing pants.

Kinda made me wonder...

Oghren complains about missing pants?!   Oh my.......

[krylo]

errant_knight wrote...

Heh, this is getting out of hand. Remember that the first thread was started by an OP who genuinely wanted to be able to find new ways of seeing a character that they wanted to use more but were finding problematic. Does anyone find dog problematic?

Only when I'm romancing Morrigan.

He's going into her underwear leaving presents, and try having just those two in party together.  She's always giving him treats and whatnot, after the initial complaints.  And it's not like she's not used to 'communing with the animals' while shapeshifted.

Goddamn dog needs to back off my woman is what I'm saying.

[TripLight]

Its one of the many times that you click on him and he is drunk. You have to play along a bit to get the dialogue.

[barkingM1]

He's the only non-judgemental party member who already adores you.  For HNs, the only connection to happier times.  Used judiciously, a kick-ass fighter.
 
On the other hand:

Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark STFU!! barkbarkbarkbark

[krylo]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

krylo wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

dirty pantaloons. 

He brought me that after Oghren complained about his missing pants.

Kinda made me wonder...

Oghren complains about missing pants?!   Oh my.......

It's one of his drunk time things.  He accuses the dog of stealing his pants.  He then says he doesn't need pants, anyway.

...I usually tell him that, yes, yes he does need pants.

[Monica21]

The way he treats Nan is just terrible. Just hangs out in her kitchen and doesn't tell you first. And I'm not sure what to make of his giving gifts to Morrigan. I think he's only tagging along because she told him about the Dark Ritual and there's something in it for him.

[zaim298]

Good God... LoL



Poor Dog

[xzxzxz701]

Monica21 wrote...

The way he treats Nan is just terrible. Just hangs out in her kitchen and doesn't tell you first. And I'm not sure what to make of his giving gifts to Morrigan. I think he's only tagging along because she told him about the Dark Ritual and there's something in it for him.

Like the little children he finds in Denerim?

[barkingM1]

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKohsweetjebusBARKBARKmakeitBARKstopBARK!

[7th_Phoenix]

Dog is problematic? I have a hard time figuring out the significance of him marking his territory on "landmarks." I've done it a few times, but why? :|

[amethyst_rose2009]

barkingM1 wrote...

On the other hand:

Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark STFU!! barkbarkbarkbark

Okay I will have to agree with you there. 

Just when Alistair is about to profess his undying love for you and give you the rose, the silly mabari chooses then to bark his silly head off.

[Nonvita]

krylo wrote...

It's one of his drunk time things.  He accuses the dog of stealing his pants.  He then says he doesn't need pants, anyway.

...I usually tell him that, yes, yes he does need pants.

You, sir, are a terrible person for depriving the world of everything Oghren has to offer.



As for Dog, I don't think a hundred page thread could ever fully explore his depths.
He is smarter than Alistair,
Cuter than Leliana,
Better with women than Zevran,
More manipulative than Morrigan,
A more fiersome warrior than Sten,
Has better advice than Wynne,
Is a better pigeon hunter than Shale,
And pees on more things than Oghren.

He is a god among gods.

[Chasseresse]

Nonvita wrote...

krylo wrote...

It's one of his drunk time things.  He accuses the dog of stealing his pants.  He then says he doesn't need pants, anyway.

...I usually tell him that, yes, yes he does need pants.

You, sir, are a terrible person for depriving the world of everything Oghren has to offer.



As for Dog, I don't think a hundred page thread could ever fully explore his depths.
He is smarter than Alistair,
Cuter than Leliana,
Better with women than Zevran,
More manipulative than Morrigan,
A more fiersome warrior than Sten,
Has better advice than Wynne,
Is a better pigeon hunter than Shale,
And pees on more things than Oghren.

He is a god among gods.

Win.

[sami jo]

He is a bit of a thief.  Morrigan's herbs, whatever was in Zev's pack, someone's pantaloons, cake, yarn, small children....  He is evil.  Unredeemable! 

Ooops.  Wrong thread.

How could anyone not like the puppy? 

[Charsen]

I dunno. I was talking to Dog and Wynne and I bathed him, and then he was all like... Bark... We need to talk about us.



I was like.. Dog. There is no "us"... not anymore. Not after you brought me that soggy cake. Why can't you let me be free?



So Dog left me, and I probably deserved it. I was a coward.



*sobs, rocking back and forth in the shower*