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[Cybernetica]

Hmmm off the top of my head walking into the same balcony door twice in one night. Damn windex!!

[A Killing Sound]

Am I that old when I first see the name of this thread, the first thing that pops to my mind is Steve Urkel?

[Cybernetica]

A Killing Sound wrote...

Am I that old when I first see the name of this thread, the first thing that pops to my mind is Steve Urkel?

Oh my Family matters  

[Seagloom]

I once finished up dinner and dropped fine china and perfectly good eating utensils into the trash because I wasn't paying attention and subconsciously thought they were of the disposable variety. In fact, I've had a few of these absent-minded moments over the years. Fortunately I usually catch myself before tossing anything nowadays.

Modifié par Seagloom, 02 mars 2010 - 03:40 .

[Jonp382]

Around last Thanksgiving, I woke up and stuck a glass bowl full of rendered turkey fat on the gas burner. No big deal, but it wasn't fun stepping on bits and pieces of glass for the next 2 hours while we cleaned fat off of and out of everything.

[Godak]

I put a paper plate in the oven, once. I was, like, 6? 7, tops. I almost started a house fire.

[Lord Thing]

Soon after getting my puppy, instead of asking my mum to pass the salt, I said "can't reach" in a cutesy voice and did a hand-gesture.

Funnier still, my mum didn't notice and passed me the salt, it wasn't 'till I twigged to what I had done and started laughing that she noticed what had happened

[Quixal]

On moving into my current apartment, where I have several flatmates only one of whom I know well enough to truly trust, I complained to the management that the lock on my bedroom door was so loose that anyone could break in if they folded a sheet of paper and slid it between the door and frame. Not ten minutes after the the door was fixed to my satisfaction, I locked myself out.

[Godak]

Celrath wrote...

Godak wrote...

I put a paper plate in the oven, once. I was, like, 6? 7, tops. I almost started a house fire.

Who is Lea?

One of the most awesomest peoples ever!

Duh.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Ok, got my new rifle to the shooting range to get the scope zeroed in. (Adjusting the crosshair of the scope to match the point of impact of the bullets)
Bore-sighted everything, shot one round at 100, checked the impact through my spotting telescope. Nope, no hit. Maybe it was me. Next shot, checked through the spotting telescope. nope, not even on target. Saw some dust kicking up to the right, ok, some clicks to the left then. Next shot, not on target.
Next 10 shots - you get the idea.

Frustration, anger,...I checked the scope, I checked the ammo, I let someone else shoot the rifle, same problem. No hits at all. on target the size of 30x30. 

Walked to the 100 yards target to check again and then....... I was like. ''Facepalm, and again, and again, again....''

Turns out I was hitting the target spot on, but the spotting telescope which I used to see the hits on the target was on the wrong target, a target far right. 
 

[chiliztri]

Godak wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Godak wrote...

I put a paper plate in the oven, once. I was, like, 6? 7, tops. I almost started a house fire.

Who is Lea?

One of the most awesomest peoples ever!

Duh.

She has my name sans an H. She must be awesome!! Though, from what I've seen of her in the picture thread, she is indeed awesome.

Face palm moment...Oh I've got one! I was pouring myself a glass of water in the kitchen. Instead of putting the water pitcher back in the fridge I walked over to the microwave and tried to put it in

[Giant ambush beetle]

I did that with a cup once, gave me a nice red bruise around my chin and mouth. I looked like an idiot for several days.

[addiction21]

lol Woldan that reminded me of the first time I shot a gun. Me, mom, sisters, and step dad down on the old family farm DEEP in nowhere Mississippi. Maybe 20 or so yards across a creek there were some bottle and cans and whatnot. Both mom and step dad were ex military (she was still in the reserves at that time I think) and she misses the first shot then adjusts and is dead on with the next 4 or 5 shots.

He misses a few times she explains the sights are off to the left. He does not listen and continues to miss and ends up storming off. I always found that to be a great moment.



As far as stupid **** I have done.... thats a list that would stretch from earth to mars.



Years ago I drove and did deliveries for a plant nursery called Walnut Springs here in Maryland. I was not familiar with driving around Washington D.C. at this time and it was spring in 03 maybe 04. We delivered in 14 foot big white box trucks. Well needless to say I got a little to close to the Whitehouse and got to meet the men in black. Who by the way carry really big guns.

[addiction21]

chiliztri wrote...

Godak wrote...

Celrath wrote...

Godak wrote...

I put a paper plate in the oven, once. I was, like, 6? 7, tops. I almost started a house fire.

Who is Lea?

One of the most awesomest peoples ever!

Duh.

She has my name sans an H. She must be awesome!! Though, from what I've seen of her in the picture thread, she is indeed awesome.

Face palm moment...Oh I've got one! I was pouring myself a glass of water in the kitchen. Instead of putting the water pitcher back in the fridge I walked over to the microwave and tried to put it in

I put the milk in the cabinet where the cereal is and the cereal in the fridge all the time.

Mom had these cups that must of had a tin inlay. It was pictures of animals or something. Anyway I went to heat something up in the microwave in one of those cups and got a fireworks show.

[Vaeliorin]

Celrath wrote...
That's right the whole time I was hitting on the substitute teacher.

That's nothing.  I proposed to my 5th grade teacher.

Anyway...once, when in college, there was a fire drill in my dorm.  For once, I actually bothered to leave the building (I usually ignored the fire drills.)  Anyway, coming back in, I see one of my roommates going through the door to our room, so I go sprinting towards him because I don't feel like digging around for my keys.  Now, I'm not exactly a small guy, and my roommate, seeing me sprinting at him, thinks I'm going to tackle him or something.  Anyway, he gets the door open, gets inside, and unbeknownst to me, pushes the door closed from the inside (it was a self-closing door, he was just speeding it up.)  Thinking that I had gotten to the door just before it latched, I don't slow down a step.  Unfortunately, the door had latched.  Now, as I mentioned before, I'm not exactly a small guy.  Long story short, the lock rips out of the door, and I'm left with a ridiculous bill to fix it (it was about $100 since it was off hours.)

So...less running full tilt at doors for me nowadays.

[smecky-kitteh]

I took my mom and a few close friends to a concert (my first concert at that) and she started a sh!tstorm of a shouting match with the kids that cut in front of us When trying to get in. I just stood there, quite and trying to prented I wasn't with the crazy lady but I still felt like I was getting stinkeyed.



Sometimes I wish I was adopted.

[Daewan]

In college we once stole a road sign for fun. It was lying at the side of the road, so we figured it wasn't like anyone would miss it. So we take it back to the house, we're walking down the stairs and accidentally dislodge a clod of 'dirt' going down the stairs.

Turns out they had taken down the sign so they could deal with the NEST OF ****ING WASPS IN IT.

*facepalm*

[JBC4733]

When I was a toddler, I wrapped my cat in the curtains, because I wanted to swing him.. needless to say that he was being strangled until my mom came into the room to free him. He ran away, with the crap scared out of him (literally).

[GreedIsNoException]

I have made a new thread that is not the same but unrelated