I've done so many stupid things it's hard for me to pick just one. There is a restaurant that is within walking distance of where I work and I eat there so often that I've become friends with a number of the servers that work there. Last week I actually walked out without paying my tab... I did finally realize what I'd done and ran over and paid. *idiot*
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Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:11
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Crook! You must pirate software as well!
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Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:36
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Elphabas_hat wrote...
I've done so many stupid things it's hard for me to pick just one. There is a restaurant that is within walking distance of where I work and I eat there so often that I've become friends with a number of the servers that work there. Last week I actually walked out without paying my tab... I did finally realize what I'd done and ran over and paid. *idiot*
HA!
I once fell asleep at my table just after lunch. I had been traveling a lot and was tired. The lady who owns the restaurant (I know them well) was so sweet, when she shut the restaurant for after lunch, she stayed quietly waiting I woke up an hour later. And then was completely nice about the profuse and embarassed apologies I gave her.
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Posté 24 mars 2010 - 01:38
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Did she bring you a pillow and blanket?
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 07:33
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Don't feel ashamed share your foolish moments here
#32
Posté 11 avril 2010 - 07:41
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Lord Thing wrote...
Soon after getting my puppy, instead of asking my mum to pass the salt, I said "can't reach" in a cutesy voice and did a hand-gesture.
Funnier still, my mum didn't notice and passed me the salt, it wasn't 'till I twigged to what I had done and started laughing that she noticed what had happened
Does not compute.
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Posté 11 avril 2010 - 08:02
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Where I grew up, the buses would take the Middle and High School kids home and then pick up the Elementary School kids. It usually took at least a half hour to get from school to my house. I was very tired and closed my eyes. No one on the bus knew me or even got off at my stop, so no one even thought to wake me up.
By the time I woke up, I was surrounded by 1st and 2nd graders. I went up to the driver to tell him what happened, but I had to wait until he finished his route. Needless to say, I never took a nap on the bus again.
By the time I woke up, I was surrounded by 1st and 2nd graders. I went up to the driver to tell him what happened, but I had to wait until he finished his route. Needless to say, I never took a nap on the bus again.
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 03:47
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Okay this is according to my mom but she likes to exaggerate about me sometimes so:
I was three, and my mother tauhgt me how to dial the phone, but only for emergencies. She taught me 911 and said to call only if i was in trouble.
One day she grounded me, and i went to my room. I was still like 3. I had to go to the bathroom, and afterwards I saw the hall phone, and remembered 911. Since I was IN TROUBLE, I called. They said 911 emergency, please state your emergency. I said "Hi I'm Akira, and I'm in trouble"
So they ended up coming out to our house, and my mom had to say what happened. I felt really stupid, but I was young and cute so I got away with it
I was three, and my mother tauhgt me how to dial the phone, but only for emergencies. She taught me 911 and said to call only if i was in trouble.
One day she grounded me, and i went to my room. I was still like 3. I had to go to the bathroom, and afterwards I saw the hall phone, and remembered 911. Since I was IN TROUBLE, I called. They said 911 emergency, please state your emergency. I said "Hi I'm Akira, and I'm in trouble"
So they ended up coming out to our house, and my mom had to say what happened. I felt really stupid, but I was young and cute so I got away with it
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 03:59
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I was at a university "conference" learning (drinking). A bunch of us were staying in a hotel since we were out of towners for this one. I was extremely hammered at the time. I remember asking someone where the bathroom was in their hotel room because I was going to puke.
Someone said "right through that door".
I looked over but was quite dizzy and new I had only a few seconds to make it. I got up off the bed and ran full tilt towards the door and knocked myself unconcious. Because the door I saw was actually a reflection in a full floor to ceiling mirror. I don't remeber that part but was told about it afterwards.
Someone said "right through that door".
I looked over but was quite dizzy and new I had only a few seconds to make it. I got up off the bed and ran full tilt towards the door and knocked myself unconcious. Because the door I saw was actually a reflection in a full floor to ceiling mirror. I don't remeber that part but was told about it afterwards.
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 04:00
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LOL! U are stupid
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 05:53
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Was frying a steak once, and the frying pan was getting a bit dry, so I thought to add some cooking oil - grabbed for the bottle next to me and poured. I was somewhat perplexed that the cooking oil looked green. 
Dishwashing liquid does not go well with steak.
Dishwashing liquid does not go well with steak.
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 07:09
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A long while ago when I was traveling with greyhound, long hours on the bus left me tired and sleepy. After finally arriving at a mall / city bus center terminal where I was supposed to meet my friend, I walked down a flight of stairs to use the public restroom to splash some water on my face to wake up.
Groggy and clasping at the sore back of my neck, I walked toward the men's room. Glancing up from the floor tiles as I entered, I suddenly came face-to-face with a pretty girl just slightly taller than me. I had almost bumped into her. We both halted mid-step, staring and studying each other in the briefest pause: neither of us had expected to see the other - or rather - the other sex, and I guess it took a second for both of us to overcome that momentary disequilibrium (or call it mental lapse, if you will!) and react.
I quickly tilted my head to my left to look over her shoulder and investigate. Several internal dialogues simultaneously processed in that second: Did I walk into the wrong room? Ivory-colored tiles. Clean. No urinals in sight. Then again, some men's rooms have urinals out of sight from the entrance; behind the stalls, or against another wall. Doesn't make sense; but terrible idea to keep on walking inside and confirm. Uncertain. Hrm.
She followed my gaze into the well-lit restroom. In that moment it seemed as though she too was perhaps uncertain.
Frowning, I darted a step back, leaning out and to the left to double check the restroom signs as she stood and kept her ground. On the left, at my shoulder's height on a pillar of wall it clearly marked: "MEN'S". Whatever small relief I'd found drenched into a prickling chill across my spine when I just as quickly I noticed yet another ivory-tiled entrance to the left of that pillar. Snapping my eyes to the right, I confirmed the dreaded suspicion: the sign on the right pillar glares: "WOMEN'S". I misread the entrances.
Realizing I had just walked into a lady's restroom in a crowded public terminal, I blushed in an embarrassed laugh and uttered: "Oh, mo---- f--k" -_____-"
The girl, catching on to what happened in those few seconds, burst out in a great joyous bout of laughter and clapped her hands for me.
I quickly turned my heel and walked away. That woke me up.
In retrospect, I'm actually pretty glad that the girl was so care-free to have found laughter in the situation than reacting another way. She was pretty cool in my book.
Groggy and clasping at the sore back of my neck, I walked toward the men's room. Glancing up from the floor tiles as I entered, I suddenly came face-to-face with a pretty girl just slightly taller than me. I had almost bumped into her. We both halted mid-step, staring and studying each other in the briefest pause: neither of us had expected to see the other - or rather - the other sex, and I guess it took a second for both of us to overcome that momentary disequilibrium (or call it mental lapse, if you will!) and react.
I quickly tilted my head to my left to look over her shoulder and investigate. Several internal dialogues simultaneously processed in that second: Did I walk into the wrong room? Ivory-colored tiles. Clean. No urinals in sight. Then again, some men's rooms have urinals out of sight from the entrance; behind the stalls, or against another wall. Doesn't make sense; but terrible idea to keep on walking inside and confirm. Uncertain. Hrm.
She followed my gaze into the well-lit restroom. In that moment it seemed as though she too was perhaps uncertain.
Frowning, I darted a step back, leaning out and to the left to double check the restroom signs as she stood and kept her ground. On the left, at my shoulder's height on a pillar of wall it clearly marked: "MEN'S". Whatever small relief I'd found drenched into a prickling chill across my spine when I just as quickly I noticed yet another ivory-tiled entrance to the left of that pillar. Snapping my eyes to the right, I confirmed the dreaded suspicion: the sign on the right pillar glares: "WOMEN'S". I misread the entrances.
Realizing I had just walked into a lady's restroom in a crowded public terminal, I blushed in an embarrassed laugh and uttered: "Oh, mo---- f--k" -_____-"
The girl, catching on to what happened in those few seconds, burst out in a great joyous bout of laughter and clapped her hands for me.
I quickly turned my heel and walked away. That woke me up.
In retrospect, I'm actually pretty glad that the girl was so care-free to have found laughter in the situation than reacting another way. She was pretty cool in my book.
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 07:30
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You should have seen my face. From exactly ":mellow:" to 3 seconds later to ":O"Celrath wrote...
I'll start it off. I was sixteen young and foolish, leaning on the wall next the door waiting for class to start. This new girl walks up and starts asking me about the school. So I did what any sixteen year old male would do. I started hitting on her using every line I knew, to no avail. Finally after five minute of my failed advance the principal come up and unlocks the door, afterwards handing the key to girl I was hitting on the hole time and says" Thanks for coming in on such sort notice". That's right the whole time I was hitting on the substitute teacher.
Fun story, thanks for sharing.
I myself don't know. I had many of those epic fails but the little one, like saying the wrong thing at the wrong person. Will have to think about it.
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Posté 26 mai 2010 - 07:34
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dark-lauron wrote...
You should have seen my face. From exactly ":mellow:" to 3 seconds later to ":O"Celrath wrote...
I'll start it off. I was sixteen young and foolish, leaning on the wall next the door waiting for class to start. This new girl walks up and starts asking me about the school. So I did what any sixteen year old male would do. I started hitting on her using every line I knew, to no avail. Finally after five minute of my failed advance the principal come up and unlocks the door, afterwards handing the key to girl I was hitting on the hole time and says" Thanks for coming in on such sort notice". That's right the whole time I was hitting on the substitute teacher.
Fun story, thanks for sharing.
I myself don't know. I had many of those epic fails but the little one, like saying the wrong thing at the wrong person. Will have to think about it.
I'm glad I could entertain.
