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Is it possible to romance Jacob without acting like a prostitute?


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I think the s lutty part everyone is talking about comes from the way the line "I just want to talk for a bit" is said. Maybe if the actor gave it a different tone it would feel different.

I honestly thought that Jacob, for a Renegade FemShep was the only choice. She knows what she wants. (The first thing I noticed on Jacob was his butt! haha) And my renegade Shep gets what she wants. He's also very straight forward and she appreciates he doesn't need to be coddled. Now some of his lines are cheeeeesy! hehehe

Thane and Garrus are waaaay too needy for a Renegade Shep. She doesn't have time to waste fixing people. She's going on a suicide mission and she needs some tension relief!

Modifié par Lellandra, 03 mars 2010 - 05:29 .


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I just find Garrus more endearing for some reason. No big explanation. Thane's story is interesting too. Jacob's was just kind of... yeah. Nothing there.

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 I've still never played a LadyShep, but I've watched my sister play some, and was totally creeped out by her cheap come-on sounding "let's talk" line.

"I'm more interested in just talking a bit."

Every time I hear that, I'm expecting her to start winking and pointing at her crotch and making obscene gestures at poor Jacob.

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No... because Jacob likes strippers.

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I've not played a FemShep, but a lot of the lines with Jacob came off awkward enough as a guy. Something in the way you open conversations with him and position yourself.

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slackbheep wrote...

I've not played a FemShep, but a lot of the lines with Jacob came off awkward enough as a guy. Something in the way you open conversations with him and position yourself.

Yea, no kidding. "I'm interested into getting to know you better." and then there's that comment about how Jacob has a nice body. wtf

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"Look at this.....like sneaking into the captains quarters. Heavy risk, but the prize...."

hahahah, oh god, thats writing gold!

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Maybe the lack of gay romance so far has just been to leave some space for DudeShep and Jacob's bromance to blossom into something beautiful in ME3.

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"I was hoping we could just... "Talk" a bit. Know what I mean, eh? Eh?" (Leans forward, winks, licks lips, nudges, thrusts crotch, waggles eyebrows.)

I was terrified of talking to him after that first line, like one stray dialog choice and Shepard would just jump him right then and there. It's probably just the voice acting. Maybe Jennifer Hale was a Jacob fan.

Modifié par Jack_Shandy, 03 mars 2010 - 08:22 .


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Ah, another Jacob's romance sucks ass thread.



It is official, Jacob is the worst romance in Bioware history, Anomen can finally breathe a sigh of relief, after more then a decade, a romance has come along that will make us forget how awful his romance was.

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Jacob is my Brosieden, God of the Brocean.

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Massadonious1 wrote...

Jacob is my Brosieden, God of the Brocean.


Rofl

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Let's face it, femShep is a ho. Especially if she is renegade.

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I really enjoyed the Garrus and Tali romance though. Having a bit of trouble with Thane as the guy looks like a fish...I keep looking at his neck going...are those gills ?

I dream of romancing Samara in me3 :)

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Aisynia wrote...

Zhijn wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Even the MaleShep lines had me doubting... Ugh, it's just best to leave him for the swarm. That, or try to put him into the garbage disposer. 


Lol i went thru the same thing.

MaleShep- I want to get to know you.
Jacobs- "looks weird at Shepard", if thats your thing Shepard.

Sucide mission.
MaleShep- Jacob you volunteered so you take the vent *evil grin*.
MaleShep- Mordin your the fire team leader.


Yeah I wil lbe doing the suicide mission very shortly on my current playthrough.

Jacob, you volunteered for the vents?

Charge.


So you want Jacob dead because of the way fem shep talks to him?  That makes sense. <_<

Modifié par Aniki_21, 03 mars 2010 - 09:55 .


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Sharn01 wrote...

 Anomen can finally breathe a sigh of relief, after more then a decade, a romance has come along that will make us forget how awful his romance was.


You made me laugh. Posted Image

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Sharn01 wrote...

Ah, another Jacob's romance sucks ass thread.

It is official, Jacob is the worst romance in Bioware history, Anomen can finally breathe a sigh of relief, after more then a decade, a romance has come along that will make us forget how awful his romance was.


Ha! God I remember that loser... come near me with that rose and I swear I'll make you eat it... ;)

Worst attempt to get in my pants in an RPG ever. I don't think Jacob's as bad (at least he's not reading from the Junior Colour Guide to Romance - he skips right to page 57 of The Joy of Sex), but he's getting there.

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Busomjack wrote...
Is it possible to romance Jacob without acting like a prostitute?


No. You can't even ask him the time without acting like a prostitute.

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Mondo47 wrote...

I don't think Jacob's as bad


Really? Anomen says he loves the FemPC after they have sex. Jacob says he loves FemShep if she rejects him initially for sex. And ONLY if she rejects him. She has to reject him two more times after that before he'll give up.

If she consents to being his "priiiize" right away he never mentions love.

Modifié par Tamyn, 03 mars 2010 - 10:32 .


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Mondo47 wrote...

Sharn01 wrote...

Ah, another Jacob's romance sucks ass thread.

It is official, Jacob is the worst romance in Bioware history, Anomen can finally breathe a sigh of relief, after more then a decade, a romance has come along that will make us forget how awful his romance was.


Ha! God I remember that loser... come near me with that rose and I swear I'll make you eat it... ;)

Worst attempt to get in my pants in an RPG ever. I don't think Jacob's as bad (at least he's not reading from the Junior Colour Guide to Romance - he skips right to page 57 of The Joy of Sex), but he's getting there.



I think Anomen's romance was better, though Jacob as a non romance character for maleShep is a better character over all.

Plus, with Anomen I could cast disentigrate on him right when we meet, that is a big bonus for his character, its like having the option to put Jacob out the airlock, it scores massive brownie point's.

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I realize when comparing Anomen and Jacob romance its like comparing two turds and trying to decide which one smell's worse, so I guess some of that is perspective. I think the Jacob turd smell's worse, it's ok if we disagree though, so long as we realize they are both turd's.

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Tamyn wrote...

Mondo47 wrote...

I don't think Jacob's as bad


Really? Anomen says he loves the FemPC after they have sex. Jacob says he loves FemShep if she rejects him initially for sex. And ONLY if she rejects him. She has to reject him two more times after that before he'll give up.

If she consents to being his "priiiize" right away he never mentions love.


Anomen's wooing needed some serious work. Any more cheese and it'd have been the Cheese Shop Sketch. Sorry, it was embarassing! It was like a teenager flirting with you at a wedding... you just want to crawl into your shoes and die. Anomen would have just felt like a sympathy **** (well to me at least it would).

I always read Jacob as a hit-it-and-quit-it thing... letting off steam without spilling anything. Well, spilling any drinks at least. At least that's what my Femme-Shep'll be telling him in ME3 ;)

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Aisynia wrote...

Zhijn wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Even the MaleShep lines had me doubting... Ugh, it's just best to leave him for the swarm. That, or try to put him into the garbage disposer. 


Lol i went thru the same thing.

MaleShep- I want to get to know you.
Jacobs- "looks weird at Shepard", if thats your thing Shepard.

Sucide mission.
MaleShep- Jacob you volunteered so you take the vent *evil grin*.
MaleShep- Mordin your the fire team leader.


Yeah I wil lbe doing the suicide mission very shortly on my current playthrough.

Jacob, you volunteered for the vents?

Charge.



Why you gotta go and kill Jacob? Shep's the one throwin' herself at him. If you're so disgusted by such behavior, off her in the suicide mission. Jacob hasn't done anything. Typical female behavior, blame the man for your shortcomings. Posted Image

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I have a soft spot for Anomen. He was a very realistic character of an angry, insecure young man trying to make something of himself. Reminds me of alot of men I've known.

Besides, you can't compare the two romances anyway. Anomen is the one initiating the conversation, he is the one trying to get to know and understand you. He was very sincere and didn't just try to woo you, he questioned you decisions, he try to understand your convictions before hoping into the sack with you.

I like Jacob as a person, but ... FShep sounded pretty shallow, which was a disservice to him.

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Guys, your missing the point, it's so bad that it's good. You can't watch the Jacob Romance scene and tell me you didn't laugh your ass off. It's like a really bad Will Smith movie love scene.