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[Nyjahl]

Zaeed once killed 20 men with one bullet..., before it left the chamber.


Join in and add your own.

[Speakeasy13]

Zaeed's favorite color is peachy pink.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Zaeed often finds himself saying "Fry you son of a ****" when he grills hamburgers and other food

[Zulu_DFA]

Nyjahl wrote...

Zaeed once killed 20 men with one bullet..., before it left the chamber.

Then he finally reached for Jessie, put the bullet in the chamber , and killed a couple of guys more.

[Mondo47]

Zaeed hates travel security - that bullet is still in his head... BEEP BEEP BEEP could you empty your pockets please, sir?

[Louis deGuerre]

Zaeed has anger managment issues, but they never get resolved as the therapists don't survive the first session.



*Waxing goddamn nostalgic*

[Skilled Seeker]

Zaeed is a goddamn hero!

[tangofish]

Zaeed is a practitioner of feng shui. Any place he inhabits he decorates to bring him good fortune and provide conversation aids when he receives visitors.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Zaeed is a goddamn hero!

A bloody icon!

[JRCHOharry]

Zaeed can eat crayons and sh*t out a rainbow

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Zaeed really likes Guy Richie Movies.

[Zulu_DFA]

When Zaeed came aboard the Normandy, and started to settle in in the starboard cargo bay, he saw a strange round-shaped thing on the table. A note was attached to it:

Hi, Zaeed! Welcome aboard! It's nice to have you on our happy space journey! Enjoy your new Dialogue Wheel!  ya, Kelly.

He didn't undertstand sh*t, shoved the round-shaped thing into the trash compactor and hit "Eject". Then he carefully put Jessie on the table.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 04 mars 2010 - 01:50 .

[Archereon]

Zaed and Shepard both are descended from Chuck Norris...



Its the only explanation!

[Onyx Jaguar]

Zaeed, unlike many in the ME universe found out that Thermal Clips had a very practical use when overheated, and uses them accordingly

[Zulu_DFA]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed really likes Guy Richie Movies.

When asked about Tarantino's movies, Zaeed said: "Bloody Yank's got some nice stuff. But knows nothing of the real mess."

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 02 mars 2010 - 03:41 .

[Zulu_DFA]

Sean Connery is Zaeed's Grand Pa.

[Aisynia]

Yes.

[Skilled Seeker]

Zaeed walks away from explosions because he is badass.

Modifié par Skilled Seeker, 02 mars 2010 - 03:48 .

[Lord Nicholai]

Zaeed has a fear of stamps

[Onyx Jaguar]

To Zaeed, Rage is a hell of anesthetic

[Zulu_DFA]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

To Zaeed, Rage is a hell of anesthetic

He is thinking of opening a pharmaceutical company someday after his retirement.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Zaeed is actually Spacer Shepard's father.

[Zulu_DFA]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed is actually Spacer Shepard's father.

That's possible. Hannah Shepard could never properly remember what happened on that shore leave.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed is actually Spacer Shepard's father.

That's possible. Hannah Shepard could never properly remember what happened on that shore leave.

Impressive, I approve++

Also am I the only one who thinks that the Character profile that lists Zaeed as 40 completely contradicts the story?

[Zulu_DFA]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed is actually Spacer Shepard's father.

That's possible. Hannah Shepard could never properly remember what happened on that shore leave.

Impressive, I approve++

Also am I the only one who thinks that the Character profile that lists Zaeed as 40 completely contradicts the story?

You don't found a merc company at 18, right? That "Universe" page sucks.