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[Onyx Jaguar]

KomanderDrake wrote...

Jarkill wrote...

Jarkill wrote...

Zaeed is awesome enough that he can simultaneously infiltrate through the vents, lead both fireteams, escort the crew back to the Normandy, hold the line alone while simultaneously blowing up and saving the collector base, and survive while not getting anyone killed

That's just when he's not loyal.

If you complete a game of Mass Effect 2 with Zaeed loyal, you will be unable to import your save into Mass Effect 3 because the reapers have already lost.

Or that's how it should have been, anyway.

Silly me, I forgot to mention that he can do the biotic barrier too, by repelling the collectors with sheer awesomeness.

you f'king kidding me... I sent Zaeed over to the ship as an escort and always took Grunt and Garrus and ur telling me thats the reason why Mordin randomly died in my last playthrough even though I did everythin else right??? Jesus christ now I dont f'king know who to take since I was planning to take Legion and Garrus... and guess what Im wrapping up my 3rd playthrough right now! Thanks for the warning dog but F%$# its because of that error that I still dont have all the achievements!

Yeah on the hold hte line Zaeed and Grunt are up high along with Garrus while Mordin is at the very bottom.  Its best to leave 2 of those three holding the line to make sure they survive. 

[CaveTown]

Zaeed is a really cool looking character - he can do anything!

http://social.bioware.com/brc/360838 



http://social.bioware.com/brc/123964 

[KomanderDrake]

Zaeed used to own Omega... but then Aria T'loak divorced him.



Aria got sh!tty old Omega



Zaeed kept the Citadel

[KomanderDrake]

Garrus once took Jessie to the Cargo bay and fired it.



Zaeed got so pissed, he traveled back in time to Garrus's Base Siege, disguised himself as a Blue Sun, took down the leader, killed every other Blue Sun, took the Gunship and damn near killed Garrus.



Garrus then remembered not to touch Jessie when the Time-Continuum got back to the initial point. Zaeed complemented Garrus later.



(BTW... this is also Garrus love Post. Only Garrus can change Space Time Continuum. He and Zaeed of course )

[scorptatious]

Ah yes "Zaheed". A bounty hunter/mercenary who blames you for wasting 20 years of his life chasing after his enemy and failing to kill him. We have dismissed that claim.

[KomanderDrake]

Ashley/Kaidan didn't blow up the facility on Virmire.



Zaeed did. On foot. With half a Thermal clip, some of his lighter fluid ******, 2 inferno grenades and a pyjack (gotta use something for a fuse).

[KomanderDrake]

Citadel used to have a system similar to DEFCON.



Then they simply reduced it to three stages.



Massani Green: Zaeed is outside Citadel space



Massani Yellow: Zaeed is within Citadel space



Massani White: Zaeed is in the Citadel

[The Uncanny]

Zaeed Massani loves children.

And clowns.

And balloons.

And big tubs of ice cream.

And puppies.

And bunnies.

In fact, Zaeed Massani loves just about anything which makes good target practice.

[Zulu_DFA]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Zaeed was eaten by a Thresher Maw once. The poor bastard screamed for a week ultrasonically, then died from indigestion. All the over thresher maws in that star cluster died from horror.

Zaeed came out of the Thresher Maw's belly and said: "It's been a hell of a vacation!"

BTW: that's how Zaeed met Jessie, his Lucky Charm.

[Onyx Jaguar]

The Uncanny wrote...

Zaeed Massani loves children.

And clowns.

And balloons.

And big tubs of ice cream.

And puppies.

And bunnies.

In fact, Zaeed Massani loves just about anything which makes good target practice.

[Azint]

Zaeed's mother has a tattoo that says 'Son'.

[LordBronco]

Zaeed is 2nd or third best NPC in da game-Zaeed haters need to get a clue! :-P

[Zalocx]

A Reaper once tried to indoctrinate Zaeed, it ended up worshiping him instead



The last Krogan to kill the Thresher Maw was Wrex, Zaeed was part of his krant



Unlike the Taurian Councilor, when Zaeed Massani dismisses a claim, the time space continuum bends backwards to erase it from reality

[Peppard]

Zaeed is on the cover of "Bad Ass Weekly" ...Every week.

[Zulu_DFA]

Zaeed was a soccer team manager once. It was his asari girlfriend's Serrice United.

Well, as soccer has made its way into galactic sports only recently, the aliens' teams are not generally good at it. But Zaeed made that club win the cup in just one season. The reporters swarmed him after the final game and asked to comment. All Zaeed said was:

"While training, we used a volus for the ball."

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 09 avril 2010 - 09:24 .

[Onyx Jaguar]

Zaeed was once considered for Gears of War. Unfortunately he couldn't keep his cool around those godamn twits.

[ramdog7]

when you download Zaeed you get a new difficult called Zaeed.

You play as Zaeed in mass effect 2 and you get to **** slap the turian coucilor.

[Skilled Seeker]

Zalocx wrote...

A Reaper once tried to indoctrinate Zaeed, it ended up worshiping him instead

The last Krogan to kill the Thresher Maw was Wrex, Zaeed was part of his krant

Unlike the Taurian Councilor, when Zaeed Massani dismisses a claim, the time space continuum bends backwards to erase it from reality

WIN right here.

[Fishrut]

Zaeed had a cameo in Mass Effect 1 on Virmire at the geth base.
The bomb either Ashey or Kaiden try to blow up does not go off, in fact, the only reason that the place blew up was because Zaeed decided to blow up the whole base was because "the damn place was in the way of me view."
He blew it up with nothing but an old AA battery and a stick of gum


Off topic- who is Jessie?

[Fishrut]

[quote]Onyx Jaguar wrote...

[quote]KomanderDrake wrote...

[quote]Jarkill wrote...

[quote]Jarkill wrote...

Zaeed is awesome enough that he can simultaneously infiltrate through the vents, lead both fireteams, escort the crew back to the Normandy, hold the line alone while simultaneously blowing up and saving the collector base, and survive while not getting anyone killed

That's just when he's not loyal.

If you complete a game of Mass Effect 2 with Zaeed loyal, you will be unable to import your save into Mass Effect 3 because the reapers have already lost.

Or that's how it should have been, anyway.[/quote]

Silly me, I forgot to mention that he can do the biotic barrier too, by repelling the collectors with sheer awesomeness.
[/quote]

this is all probablly true

[noobzor99]

Fishrut wrote...


Off topic- who is Jessie?

His gun- go look at it in the cargo bay.

"I'd give up every weapon I own just for one more mission with that old, ****ty rifle."

And as you walk out:

".....DAMN good rifle!"

[Pronema]

Nyjahl wrote...

If Zaeed fought Chuck Norris..that's it...the universe just ended.

To prevent a universal cataclysm, Zaeed and Chuck Norris would have to be trapped in an extradimensional pocket-universe, locked in mortal combat for eternity.

But what of Lazarus?

[Speakeasy13]

Zaeed secretly likes to cross-dress. He'd put on a pink mini-skirt, stiletto high heels and a blond wig. Hence the word "machismo" was inspired to describe men trying to hard to be like Zaeed.

[ChaosKitten57]

The Uncanny wrote...

Mass Effect 3 will come on fifteen discs.

One disc will include the game. The other fourteen are needed to store Zaeed Massani's awesome.

This is win

[Dean_the_Young]

There's a reason Zaeed follows Shepard, and that's because Shepard is his child. Zaeed's just a father seeing whether his kid will measure up or not: consider the Collector Base his version of a kid's field trip.