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[JackhammerGR]

A song that could possibly fit to zaeed.

[Zulu_DFA]

Zaeed performed Guilbert & Sullivan once. There were no survivors.

[Dean_the_Young]

TIM lied to you when he said Cerberus had found the giant mass accelerator cannon that had killed the Derelict Reaper. He found Zaeed. What happened, back when he was young, was that Zaeed had pointed his finger at the sky and said 'bang'.

[Zulu_DFA]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

To Zaeed, Rage is a hell of anesthetic

He is thinking of opening a pharmaceutical company someday after his retirement.

He already has some ideas. For example, this picture of him is already patented as an effective laxative.



If it were actual hi-res, you'd most probably be changing your pants now.

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Zaeed's character is totally f*cking lame. M E 1 was much better with squad members.

better off using Grunt or Wrex as a brawling gunslinger type.

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 19 mai 2010 - 10:21 .

[Zulu_DFA]

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

Zaeed's character is totally f*cking lame. M E 1 was much better with squad members.

better off using Grunt or Wrex as a brawling gunslinger type.

That's because Grunt and Wrex are goddamn clowns. Zaeed is just dead serious.

[megatron999]

no grunt and wrex would be great together as a krogan team!!



Zaeed is good in his own way, just not on insanity.



You can also get advanced renegade points by leaving everyone to burn on his loyalty mission

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Zaeed has no Shields,Barriers or Armour. He has infinite health.

[Zulu_DFA]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed has no Shields,Barriers or Armour. He has infinite health.

More precisely, Zaeed has one hit point. He has stashed it, and nobody knows where.

[Speakeasy13]

Zaeed has one hit point, no barrier/armor/shields. Those are for p*ssies, and it's not like anyone could actually take that one hit point away from Zaeed.

[megatron999]

His loyalty mission is hard I did it without killing the hostages, this time round i will kill them as I'm an angry man about being bought back to life from enteral peace and happiness.

[CroGamer002]

Zaeed was almost killed by Hanar.

Wait...

[Zulu_DFA]

Mesina2 wrote...

Zaeed was almost killed by Hanar.
Wait...

Zaeed* is the only person that has ever managed to fight Blasto** to a standstill.


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* Illium Entertainment, Inc. apologizes in advance in case the depiction of Mr. Massani in The Jellyfish Stings may in any way displease this honorable gentleman. Since Mr. Massani could not be reached for negotiating the terms of employing his personality in the course of the production of the film, Illium Entertainment, Inc. is ready to enter a mutually satisfactory agreement with Mr. Massani any time in the future, should he decide to collect his due royalty from the film's distribution.

** "Blasto" is a registered trademark of Illium Entertainment, Inc.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 26 juin 2010 - 10:07 .

[Zulu_DFA]

[Fiery Phoenix]

^ LMAO!

[Annie_Dear]

Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Question: "What does Zaeed say before having Sex?"

I'd like to know. <3

"It's gotta be easy to get in and a bitc* getting out!"

I know this was posted 4 months ago, but it deserves so much love

[NephilimNexus]

Daylight Savings Time was invented because Zaeed's watch stopped and the Earth was too scared to tell him.



Hock got Liberty's head after Zaeed got angry and punched it off.



Zaeed doesn't have scars. He has callouses.



What did the Krogan prostitute say to Zaeed? "Please be gentle!"



Zaeed doesn't dodge bullets. He shoots them down.



The thresher maw right of passage is to survive five minutes with Zaeed.



Zaeed uses concrete for chewing gum.



Zaeed doesn't drink beer. He urinates it.



Zaeed once had sex with an Asari. She gave birth to a boy.



Zaeed had sex with an Ardat-Yakshi. Twice.



Zaeed turned down a Specter position because he felt there were too many rules.



Zaeed was R. Lee Ermey's drill sargent.

[TK Dude]

Zaeed once caught with fire in his face, but he made it out alive with no burns.
.

Modifié par TK Dude, 09 juillet 2010 - 01:42 .

[Boradam]

He once ate an Apple...



He crapped out a Tree.

[FasterThanDark]

Got a minute? You might learn somethin.



One year for a Halloween party Zaeed went as the Grim Reaper. Death quit that night, figuring Zaeed had finally decided to cut out the middle man.



Lightning once got stuck by Zaeed. It didn't survive.

[bottledwater]

Boradam wrote...

He once ate an Apple...

He crapped out a Tree.

this is why it is important to regularly empty your bowels. when theres a seed in there for 20 years, its gonna grow into a tree. no way around it.

[Ashaman X]

Having now finished Dragon Age, I can't help but wonder at the things Zaeed could have said if ME2 used the DA system of dialog. His party banter could have been showstoppers. Heck, I bet he could charm Morrigan, show Zevran a thing or two and defeat all the Reapers with just his acerbic comments.

[Aniki_21]

I've reported this thread for being "character based" in the storyline section.

[Boradam]

good for you

[HTTP 404]

Zaeed is returning as a squadmate in Me3. If he died in your playthrough, you were wrong. He was meerly napping.