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Zaeed Facts: Man, Myth, Mercenary


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#301
Annihilator27

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Aniki_21 wrote...

I've reported this thread for being "character based" in the storyline section.


Cool story bro. Also this thread was made long before the changes. Its not a big issue.

#302
Sursion

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Zaeed didn't get shot in the face. The bullet was so ****ing scared it simply exploded.

#303
Boradam

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Zaeed does'nt take cover, The Bullets do.



Zaeed does'nt dodge Bullets, Bullets dodge Zaeed.



Shepard never blew up the Collector Base, It merely fried from Zaeeds Inferno Grenade.

#304
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Zaeed doesnt wear a breather, he wears a hockey mask

#305
FasterThanDark

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Know how one of his eyes has that kinda shiny look? That's where he keeps the bullet.

Modifié par FasterThanDark, 18 juillet 2010 - 08:26 .


#306
CroGamer002

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Zaeed killed Tresher Maw with one shot, that cinematic CGI trailer was photoshoped so it my look like Grunt did it.

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Steingrimur Steingrimsson

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Zaeed once shot a movie with the revided cyborg Bruce Lee. In the final showdown Zaeed was supposed to be defeated, but moments before this was supposed to happen the camera, the crew and Bruce Lee exploded.

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Zaeed has the power to cross into alternate universes. In one, he was a Grey Warden. Don't believe me? Use the experienced voice for human males when creating your Warden in Dragon Age: Origins.

#309
CroGamer002

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Zaeed later become HK-47.

#310
FasterThanDark

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Mesina2 wrote...

Zaeed later become HK-47.


I keep reading that as AK-47.

Although I'm sure Zaeed can become that too.

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When he's waxin goddamn nostalgic!

#311
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Zaeed is the only person who can make Chuck Norris cry

#312
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Zaeed has his private quarters all for himself, Cerberus agents feels too treathened in his present.

Over 50 reasons too feel treathened.

#313
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Zaeed is my man crush! lol

#314
JRCHOharry

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Zaeed takes everything seriously.

No seriously, he takes everything.

#315
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Zaeed has his own thread in the ME1&2 Characters and Fan Creations Forum.

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Zaeed was once considered for a Mass Effect backstory game by Bioware . But it was too long, too costly and they would have had to scrap Mass Effect 3 because it would have made Commander Shepard's story look like "The Phantom Menace" to Zaeed's "The Empire Strikes Back".

Modifié par Nyjahl, 13 octobre 2010 - 09:30 .


#317
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Zaeed's smile is powerful enough to unite entire galaxies.



Zaeed never smiles.

#318
tommyt_1994

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Zaeed is so bad*ss, he makes me reconsider my normally paragon actions to let him have his revenge and see that final scene where he kills Vido.

#319
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Zaeed built Omega in a day, and is only renting it to Aria right now.

#320
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Zaeed got lice-ridden once.



That's how the Rachni came into being.

#321
JRCHOharry

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Zaeed was banned from Pinnacle Station for beating all the records in one game mode in under 1 minute on Insanity by flinging his own poo.

#322
skcih-deraj

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Freshly cooked Zaeed is best when left to die in exploding factories.

#323
Mycrus Ironfist

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Zaeed is so cool that he got booted out of ther merc group that he founded... and for some reason none of the mercs recognize him...

#324
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Zaeed Massani really died 20 years ago. The Grim Reaper was too afraid to deal with it.



Anyone can kill two birds with one stone. Only Zaeed Massani can kill two stones with one bird.



Zaeed Massani uses Chuck Norris as lunch-meat for his sandwiches.



Ramirez can take down a BTU with a pencil and some string. Zaeed Massani can take down Ramirez with a pencil and some string.



They'll be called the "Black and Blue" Suns when Zaeed Massani is through with 'em.



When Zaeed Massani shoots you, you have to resist the urge to thank him.



When it comes to killing, Zaeed Massani is a gentleman. Ladies first.



Wanna know what killed the dinosaurs? Zaeed Massani.



Zaeed Massani can do whatever he wants. Just try and stop him.



Grunt is afraid. Zaeed Massani's room is right down the hall from his.



Zaeed Massani lit a field of flowers on fire. He hates pansies.



You know that hole in Legions chest? Zaeed Massani did that.



Zaeed Massani doesn't get paid enough to sit up in some goddamn tree like a fruit.

#325
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Zaeed Massani built the Prothean's as a weekend hobby.

Then got bored and wiped them out in 10 minutes.



People mistook Zaeed for a bunch of Reapers leading to the events of ME.