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[Skaargoroth]

 One time, Zaeed Massan forgot his rifle and when his enemy found him they all laugh at his unfortunate bad luck. Unluck of them, he stabbed them all. With bullets!

[JRCHOharry]

One time, Skaargoroth misspelled Zaeed Massani. He wasn't seen on the forums again.

[Hela]

Be gentle. It was the fault of the Reaper-controlled keyboard. It has been duly disposed of. All subsequent spelling-errors are now too afraid to ever appear on this thread.

[CroGamer002]

One time Zaeed tried to kill Shepard.

None of them died but Yagh homeworld is now empty.

[Annihilator27]

Zaeed volunteered to stay behind to hold off the Reapers, He was with Shepard and crew the next day.

[SpectreSeven]

Zaeed named his cat Chuck Norris, because it is a *****

Modifié par v1K0, 22 février 2011 - 09:58 .

[Nyjahl]

The main reason the Reapers are leaving Dark Space is because Zaeed decided to look for new real estate there.

[jamesp81]

One time, Zaeed, Jacob, and Garrus walked down a street without shirts on. They were the only ones that came out of that one alive......

[Mercury1011]

Haestrom's sun was too hot forcing Zaeed to take his shirt off... that Colossus never stood a chance.

[grievous04]

The only sure fire way to kill something is a headshot. Zaeed survived a headshot. The Reapers knew this, and collectively sh*t their pants and fled to Dark Space.

They now return because they believe Zaeed to have died of old age. They are in for a world of pain.

[Zulu_DFA]

Saphra Deden wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Especially because he's said to have served in the Alliance military before doing all that, meaning he'd have had to have joined up anywhere from 13 to 15.

That's how tough Zaeed is. He put wodden blocks in his shoes to make himself look taller and lied to the Alliance recruiter.

No, that some silly PG13 version. I know what really happened: she was all alone at home, and Zaeed's football flew in her window. He came for it... She actually needed a reqruit to fill her quota, so she blackmailed Zaeed in the morning that it'd been a good time and all, but if he didn't sign up, she'd press rape charges. Zaeed could have said that technically it was he who'd been raped... But he always was a gentleman. BTW, that's how Earthborn Shepard was made.

[Xewaka]

Never-Red wrote...
I loled outloud at that one.

You laughed out loud out loud?
Such is the power of Zaeed.

[Lost Question]

Zaeed once completed a mission in his sleep. his employer said it was the most g##**** scary thing he's seen.

Modifié par Lost Question, 15 avril 2012 - 06:40 .

[Celtic505]

Zaeed is so badass that when he sleeps with an Ardat-Yakshi SHE dies instead...

[ZABS_Zer0]

I have one question, I managed to get my hands on a collectors edition copy of ME2 about a month ago, but trying to redeem my codes I realized that the cerberus network code seems to have expired. Is ther another way to get Zaeed? I want to see him in action, and blow stuff up

[S1rryu]

Contrary to popular believe Mordin didn't cure the genophage he just had Zaeed have sex with all the women krogan and with his genetics the genophage didn't stand a chance

[Lightning4119]

Zaeed is a biotic god.

He just chooses not to use his biotics to keep things interesting.