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[Nostradamoose]

Zaeed knows the official rule of Badass "coolness"

[Aisynia]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed is actually Spacer Shepard's father.

That's possible. Hannah Shepard could never properly remember what happened on that shore leave.

Impressive, I approve++

Also am I the only one who thinks that the Character profile that lists Zaeed as 40 completely contradicts the story?

The character profile ages don't make any sense for the most part. He looks around 50-55 to me.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Aisynia wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Zulu_DFA wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Zaeed is actually Spacer Shepard's father.

That's possible. Hannah Shepard could never properly remember what happened on that shore leave.

Impressive, I approve++

Also am I the only one who thinks that the Character profile that lists Zaeed as 40 completely contradicts the story?

The character profile ages don't make any sense for the most part. He looks around 50-55 to me.

Plus you have to take into effect potential slower aging and that it says he served in the Alliance if I recall correctly.  I mean I'm not at all against some badass teenager but come on.

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 02 mars 2010 - 04:15 .

[Aisynia]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Zaeed knows the official rule of Badass "coolness"

Yeah, Zaeed belongs in that video >.<

[Lord_Moose]

(And that that means Zaeed would need to knock hannah up at Ten because Shep is in his early 30s)



Zaeed had sex with a Krogan female once, and lived to tell about it. But he doesnt, because he's a gentleman.

[UHitMeInTheEar]

Zaeed puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. The difference is then he kills people.

Zaeed's first job was a paperboy. There were no surivors.

If by some incredible space-time paradox, Zaeed would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

(yep I'm stealing these from the Chuck Norris website but they fit

If Zaeed fought Chuck Norris..that's it...the universe just ended.

[Zulu_DFA]

When Ashley Williams's Grand Dad pissed in his pants and cowered under his desk, Operations Chief Massani (while being suspended from duty over a nightclub brawl) grabbed the Governor's shuttle and five marines, and blasted into orbit. The Turians thought that it's all about surrender and sent in a frigate with their adrmiral on board, to negotiate. To their surprise, negotiations went quite unlike any other negotiations they had had in the previous 1000 years...

That's how Zaeed won the First Contact War.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 02 mars 2010 - 05:02 .

[yummysoap]

Zaeed is a moist vagina.

[JRCHOharry]

Zaeed can play Skillian 5 by himself - and win 500 credits.

[Lord_Moose]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

When Ashley Williams's Grand Dad pissed in his pants and cowered under his desk, Operations Chief Massani (while being suspended from duty over a nightclub brawl) grabbed the governor's shuttle and five marines, and blasted into orbit. The Turians thought that it's all about surrender and send in a frigate with their adrmiral on board, to negotiate. To their surprise, negotiations went quite unlike any other negotiations they had had in the previous 1000 years...

That's how Zaeed won the First Contact War.

*can see a scene like in 5th element happening*

[Nyjahl]

If Zaeed fought Chuck Norris..that's it...the universe just ended.

To prevent a universal cataclysm, Zaeed and Chuck Norris would have to be trapped in an extradimensional pocket-universe, locked in mortal combat for eternity.

[Onyx Jaguar]

If Zaeed was in Mortal Kombat, his opponents would fatality themselves out of fear

[Dark Glasses]

Nyjahl wrote...

If Zaeed fought Chuck Norris..that's it...the universe just ended.

To prevent a universal cataclysm, Zaeed and Chuck Norris would have to be trapped in an extradimensional pocket-universe, locked in mortal combat for eternity.

I'm lost.

[Zulu_DFA]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

If Zaeed was in Mortal Kombat, his opponents would fatality themselves out of fear

So they gave him the winner's bounty to have him just walk away. Then other contestants fought for the 2nd place prize.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 02 mars 2010 - 08:37 .

[UHitMeInTheEar]

If Commander Shepard let Zaeed's enemy get away he'd get very angry but a pillar would fall on him and then Shepard would say something Paragon and everything is forgiven....no really that would happen.

[The Uncanny]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Zaeed Massani once and he will hit you in the face with an inferno grenade.

[Zulu_DFA]

yummysoap wrote...

Zaeed is a moist vagina.

Only in your wet dreams.
You are a moist vagina in his life.

[Nyjahl]

Dark Glasses wrote...

Nyjahl wrote...

If Zaeed fought Chuck Norris..that's it...the universe just ended.

To prevent a universal cataclysm, Zaeed and Chuck Norris would have to be trapped in an extradimensional pocket-universe, locked in mortal combat for eternity.

I'm lost.

Sorry, Star Trek reference.


Zaeed can see the future. He knows when things will come back to bite you in the ass.

[Zulu_DFA]

Nyjahl wrote...

Zaeed can see the future. He knows when things will come back to bite you in the ass.

That's exacly the reason why Zaeed has to be on the ME3 squad, ahead of Tali, Liara, and... Shepard.

[yummysoap]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

Zaeed is a moist vagina.

Only in your wet dreams.
You are a moist vagina in his life.

Oh Zulu you do amuse me with your incredibly witty responses. Maybe one day you'll call me a "fag" and spend the rest of the day masturbating in self-satisfaction at your overwhelming intellect and capacity to religiously defend a fictional character with a one-sided personality. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

For the record, I b*tchslapped this man, myth and mercenary and then left him to die under a pile of rubble.

Modifié par yummysoap, 02 mars 2010 - 05:11 .

[The Uncanny]

Zaeed Massani was scheduled to catch a bullet between his teeth, but the whole thing had to be called off because the bullet got scared.

[Zulu_DFA]

yummysoap wrote...
Oh Zulu you do amuse me with your incredibly witty responses. Maybe one day you'll call me a "fag" and spend the rest of the day masturbating in self-satisfaction at your overwhelming intellect and capacity to religiously defend a fictional character with a one-sided personality. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

For the record, I b*tchslapped this man, myth and mercenary and then left him to die under a pile of rubble.

Thanks, for advice, Yummy. Happy to have you on this Zaeed Love thread.

For the record: Don't fool yourself, man. Did you see the body? Even if you did, I doubt it looked much better when Zaeed took a headshot. Just saying.

[medlish]

Zaeed can make his GUN count to infinity. Twice.

[The Uncanny]

With great power comes great responsibility.

With greater power comes Zaeed Massani.

[Zulu_DFA]

Zaeed saved Sole Survivor Shepard's arse back on Akuze. Noone ever saw him coming that day. Not even the thresher maws. On that mission he also killed his first ten of Cerberus operatives.