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Zaeed Facts: Man, Myth, Mercenary


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#126
sodacatkun

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zaeed is bobbas father

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vometia wrote...

Never-Red wrote...
'Mass Effect 1 is broken and unplayable, because Zaeed is not in it.'

Hmm, I knew there was also something wrong with Dragon Age, now that you mention it.  Wonder what the chances are of getting him to show up in that, too?

Dragon Age has Shale who is equally badass as Zaeed.

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Dark Glasses wrote...

Dragon Age has Shale who is equally badass as Zaeed.

Shale's good fun, but she's no Zaeed, a man so hard he can manage an even stonier look than a golem.

#129
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Actually Robin Sachs (Zaeed's voice actor) Plays someone in Dragon age. can't remember who it is atm however.

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Zaeed strongly denies the rumours that he may, at any point in his career, have been a Narn.

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Never-Red wrote...

Actually Robin Sachs (Zaeed's voice actor) Plays someone in Dragon age. can't remember who it is atm however.

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that.  I couldn't remember either, so I had to look it up: Lord Harrowmont, who I wouldn't have guessed, and Murdock, who I might've guessed, but who isn't as badass etc.

#132
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In DA:O Duncan had to "die" ;) , so that he had enough time to appear by DLC in ME2 as

Zaeed ofc

#133
JRCHOharry

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Zaeed loves kittens





for breakfast.

#134
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I think Zaeed might actually love kittens: everyone has a soft spot for kittens. Besides, we all know that Zaeed eats gravel for breakfast, garnished with poison and broken glass. Because he likes to start the day with something that won't give him indigestion. Zaeed's indigestion has been known to destroy worlds.

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Zulu_DFA wrote...

Zaeed fought the Terminator once.
When Shepard took him to fight the Human-Reaper, and Zaeed saw it for the first time, he was a little astonished and said: "Crap, I'm waxing goddam nostalgic!"


Image IPB Genius!

Contrary to popular opinion, despite the bloody carnage he continually leaves in his wake, Zaeed Massani hates nobody. If Zaeed Massani actually hated anyone then the universe would be in real trouble.

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Zaeed Massani's name actually translates from an ancient, dead krogan dialect. Although the original form of the name has been lost to history it is believed to have meant "Bringer of Woe to Those Who Follow the Way of the Pansy - Or Who Get In My Way"...

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Zaeed was indeed shot in the face, but not by Vido's weapon. The mass accelerator weapon that destroyed the reaper was actually aimed towards Zaeed where it deflected off his face and charged into the reaper, destroying it instantly. Zaeed was left with a scar to remind himself he is too awesome.

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JRCHOharry wrote...

Zaeed was indeed shot in the face, but not by Vido's weapon. The mass accelerator weapon that destroyed the reaper was actually aimed towards Zaeed where it deflected off his face and charged into the reaper, destroying it instantly. Zaeed was left with a scar to remind himself he is too awesome.


:wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard::wizard:

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vometia wrote...

a man so hard he can manage an even stonier look than a golem.


Actually, golems in videogames are modelled after Zaeed.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 04 mars 2010 - 04:56 .


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1) Zaeed is an ample source of Vitamin C and part of a complete balanced breakfast... of BADASS.



2) They once named a street after Zaeed on the Citadel. But the Council had to change the name because no one crosses Zaeed Street and lives.

#141
Zulu_DFA

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Once Zaeed caught cold and sneezed. There were no survivors.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 04 mars 2010 - 05:51 .


#142
Zulu_DFA

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Zaeed always gets the job done. After a while the job starts getting done all by itself around Zaeed. Too bad Zaeed stays nowhere for long.

#143
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Zaeed once ran for President, but withdrew when it was discovered that his vice-presidential nominee, Jessie, failed to meet the arcane Spacer conditions for office.

#144
JRCHOharry

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Zaeed drinks Paragade.



Your move, Tupari.

#145
Zulu_DFA

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Zaeed has no reflection in the mirror. But it's not like he's a vampire or something... It's because his reflection had a mental breakdown and ran away long ago.

#146
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When they found the Prothean ruins on Mars and started digging, there was an incident. Fortunatelly, Zaeed Massani had been stationed on site just hours before it happened. Later, a computer game was made based on those events. It was called DOOM 3.

#147
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To become a medical examiner, students must take a 5 year course called 'Death by Zaeed' in order to pass.

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Zaeed cried once, shephard was born. Luckily for the Reapers Zaeed never cried again.

#149
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Zaeed Massani does not flinch in the face of death.

He did get a slight scare when he happened to look in a mirror once, though.

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I've heard Zaeed can satisfy women just by entering a room.