Nissun wrote...
I've heard Zaeed can satisfy women just by entering a room.
Zaeed Facts: Man, Myth, Mercenary
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#151
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 01:24
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Retour en haut
#152
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 01:38
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Arhka wrote...
The only reason thermal clips exist is so that Zaeed can light people on fire with them.
Best one yet.
#153
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 03:09
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Zaeed once drove into a black hole it never escaped.
Zaeed has one thermal clip and you have one thermal clip Zaeed has
more clips than you.
Zaeed created the universe with a rubber band, a stick of gun, and one
paper clip.
Zaeed has one thermal clip and you have one thermal clip Zaeed has
more clips than you.
Zaeed created the universe with a rubber band, a stick of gun, and one
paper clip.
#154
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 01:39
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Zaeed Massani would not use the Death Star.
Not enough stopping power.
Not enough stopping power.
#155
Posté 09 mars 2010 - 08:14
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Zaeed Massani perfers a straight fight to all this gawdamn sneaking around.
#156
Posté 09 mars 2010 - 11:00
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The human reaper is an attempt to mimic Zaeed. To compensate for lack of badass they made it slightly larger.
Obviously it needs to be alot larger.
Obviously it needs to be alot larger.
#157
Posté 09 mars 2010 - 11:29
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Zaeed once glanced at a sun, he was in planet Haestrom.
#158
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 01:35
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Zaeed's age is listed as 40 at the official site, because that's how good he is at sex and boxing.
#159
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 01:44
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Zaeed had to go to a Quarian ship to shoot some guy once. He had a cold that day and coughed once.
Now the Quarians are all stuck in envirosuits.
Now the Quarians are all stuck in envirosuits.
#160
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 11:39
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Zaeed Massani would not use the Death Star.
Not enough stopping power.
Zaeed Massani does not flinch in the face of death.
He did get a slight scare when he happened to look in a mirror once, though.
Zaeed cried once, shephard was born. Luckily for the Reapers Zaeed never cried again.
"When they found the Prothean ruins on Mars and started digging, there was an incident. Fortunatelly, Zaeed Massani had been stationed on site just hours before it happened. Later, a computer game was made based on those events. It was called DOOM 3."
The Death Star, Shepard ones are great. the Doom 3 one is WIN AND ASARIN BOINKING.
Not enough stopping power.
Zaeed Massani does not flinch in the face of death.
He did get a slight scare when he happened to look in a mirror once, though.
Zaeed cried once, shephard was born. Luckily for the Reapers Zaeed never cried again.
"When they found the Prothean ruins on Mars and started digging, there was an incident. Fortunatelly, Zaeed Massani had been stationed on site just hours before it happened. Later, a computer game was made based on those events. It was called DOOM 3."
The Death Star, Shepard ones are great. the Doom 3 one is WIN AND ASARIN BOINKING.
#161
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 02:08
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In space, no one can hear you scream.
Unless Zaeed Massani just hit you with an inferno grenade.
Unless Zaeed Massani just hit you with an inferno grenade.
Modifié par The Uncanny, 10 mars 2010 - 02:09 .
#162
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 02:23
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Zaeed Massani corrected Newton's laws of physics.
#164
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 04:09
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JnEricsonx wrote...
Zaeed Massani would not use the Death Star.
Not enough stopping power.
Zaeed Massani does not flinch in the face of death.
He did get a slight scare when he happened to look in a mirror once, though.
Zaeed cried once, shephard was born. Luckily for the Reapers Zaeed never cried again.
"When they found the Prothean ruins on Mars and started digging, there was an incident. Fortunatelly, Zaeed Massani had been stationed on site just hours before it happened. Later, a computer game was made based on those events. It was called DOOM 3."
The Death Star, Shepard ones are great. the Doom 3 one is WIN AND ASARIN BOINKING.
BTW, every time Zaeed listens to the Codex, he's waxing goddam nostalgic. The narrator's voice reminds him of the UAC vids.
#165
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 05:41
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superimposed wrote...
Zaeed Massani corrected Newton's laws of physics.
Contrary to popular belief Zaeed Massani IS the deadliest son of a **** in space.
#167
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 06:01
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When Zaeed was little boy he had a collection of some 300 Barbie dolls. He used them for target practise.
#168
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 06:18
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Zaeed refers to Dr Chakwas as "That posh bird upstairs".
Besides hiring Batarians Vido also began to hire Quarians. Zaeed's thoughts on the matter: "Cheaper labour HE said. Goddamn Space Pikeys I said".
Besides hiring Batarians Vido also began to hire Quarians. Zaeed's thoughts on the matter: "Cheaper labour HE said. Goddamn Space Pikeys I said".
#169
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 07:46
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Zaeed Massani once tried to play god.
It was too easy.
It was too easy.
#170
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 08:06
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If Zaeed gazes long into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into Zaeed, only to find such darkness that could make Cthulhu cry like a little girl.
#171
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 08:25
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Heavy Metal was invented after someone saw Zaeed Massani.
#172
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 08:29
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Zaeed doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks 'em.
#173
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 08:37
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Zaeed Massani doesn't need drugs.
He has the same feeling just being Zaeed Massani.
He has the same feeling just being Zaeed Massani.
#174
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 08:39
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The Krogan women all became pregnant with twins when Zaeed visited Tuchanka. Even though he never left the goddamn Normandy.
Zaeed once knew a bloke who thought he was really something. He had to set this Kangaxx guy straight, so he set him straight on the road to hell. Then he went for a drink.
Zaeed once knew a bloke who thought he was really something. He had to set this Kangaxx guy straight, so he set him straight on the road to hell. Then he went for a drink.
Modifié par Colenda, 10 mars 2010 - 08:39 .
#175
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 08:39
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When Zaeed Massani blinks, the ground trembles under his wrath.
The word "gun" was used after someone heard it was Zaeed Massani's nickname.
The word "gun" was used after someone heard it was Zaeed Massani's nickname.
Modifié par General Stubbs, 10 mars 2010 - 08:47 .
