People renounce their religion when Zaeed Massani walks into the same room.
Zaeed Facts: Man, Myth, Mercenary
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#177
Posté 10 mars 2010 - 09:20
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Zaeed has no conversation wheel, but not due to Bioware being lazy, but in realization that Zaeed was too epic for the wheel. So they gave him Jessie.
#178
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Posté 10 mars 2010 - 10:26
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Normal Men use bullets, Zaeed Massani uses tank shells.
#179
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 02:11
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Zaeed Massani cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound.
At least, not until after he's blown them up.
At least, not until after he's blown them up.
#180
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Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:57
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Zaeed Massani's reproductive cells are .50 caliber bullets.
#181
Posté 14 mars 2010 - 08:55
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Skilled Seeker wrote...
Zaeed walks away from explosions because he is badass.
Zaeed IS the explosion because he is that much of a badass:O
#182
Posté 14 mars 2010 - 12:16
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Zaeed eat ammunition to breakfast and kills his enemies by barfing on them.
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#183
Posté 14 mars 2010 - 12:50
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The Reapers feared Shepard. Now they know about Zaeed, and there going to a different galaxy.
Zaeed does not need charm or intimidate options to solve problems.
Zaeed has Jessie
Zaeed does not need charm or intimidate options to solve problems.
Zaeed has Jessie
#184
Posté 16 mars 2010 - 04:56
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Mass Effect 3 will come on fifteen discs.
One disc will include the game. The other fourteen are needed to store Zaeed Massani's awesome.
One disc will include the game. The other fourteen are needed to store Zaeed Massani's awesome.
#185
Posté 16 mars 2010 - 05:58
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The Uncanny wrote...
Mass Effect 3 will come on fifteen discs.
One disc will include the game. The other fourteen are needed to store Zaeed Massani's awesome.
This!
#187
Posté 17 mars 2010 - 05:17
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Best explanation I've seen.Arhka wrote...
Zaeed has no conversation wheel, but not due to Bioware being lazy, but in realization that Zaeed was too epic for the wheel. So they gave him Jessie.
#188
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Posté 19 mars 2010 - 01:28
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When Zaeed walks into a room full of guitars, they all start playing Eruption.
With no guitarist.
With no guitarist.
#190
Posté 20 mars 2010 - 12:58
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Zaeed needs no translator gadget when he interrogates alien prisoners. In five minutes they learn to speak English. And, if Zaeed isn't in a particularly good mood, he collects a fee for the course.
Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 20 mars 2010 - 01:27 .
#191
Posté 20 mars 2010 - 01:32
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Every other person dies from a bullet to the head, Zaeed just gets angry.
#192
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 12:34
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Zulu_DFA wrote...
Zaeed needs no translator gadget when he interrogates alien prisoners. In five minutes they learn to speak English. And, if Zaeed isn't in a particularly good mood, he collects a fee for the course.
Win.
#193
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 10:20
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This has to be the most epic thread ever. <3
#194
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 12:28
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SetAsEssential wrote...
This has to be the most epic thread ever. <3
Everything about Zaeed is legendary. It's Fact #1.
#195
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 12:36
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"Wondering where my dialogue wheel is? So was the Krogan who's plate I peeled off with it."
#196
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 02:59
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Zaeed will never die of an heart attack. Heart isn't stupid enough to attack Zaeed.
#197
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 10:43
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Zaeed Massani was originally a member of The A-Team. However, he had to leave.
Unfortunately it just isn't much of a team when one member is capable of doing everything.
Unfortunately it just isn't much of a team when one member is capable of doing everything.
#198
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 10:58
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Zaeed was invited to play Who wants to be a millionaire? once. Unfortunatelly, the show ended up in tragedy in the last round, when Zaeed suddenly killed the quizmaker and all the security personnel that tried to detain him.
Later, Westerlund News contacted Zaeed via e-mail, and asked what happened. His reply was:
"He asked too many questions."
Later, Westerlund News contacted Zaeed via e-mail, and asked what happened. His reply was:
"He asked too many questions."
Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 22 mars 2010 - 11:01 .
#200
Posté 23 mars 2010 - 04:21
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Zaeed is a gentleman. And his gentleman's rule #1 is: "When you enter a room, make way for the Inferno grenade".
