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What would you do if you were a Reaper?


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Galimor_001

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Basically, what would you do if you were a Reaper/possessed a Reaper body?
I would go with Shepard, being one of his crewmates and follow him around. Imagine the council when you show up with Shepard:lol:

Modifié par Galimor_001, 02 mars 2010 - 03:15 .


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Onyx Jaguar

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I'd hook myself up to the internet and turn into Durandal, then become paranoid that at some point I wouldn't be able to contain all that information and any new information, like Durandal.

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Skilled Seeker

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Harvest organic life duh. And sleep a lot.

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cipher_Cero

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I'll just go ahead and not be the vanguard of everybody's destruction.

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Mondo47

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Enjoy 50,000 years of sleep, then when the signal came to do my thing, hit the snooze button and tell everyone else I'll catch them up later.

Assured survival ;)

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Onyx Jaguar

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Also in the middle of information gathering I'd take some time off, see the galaxy, explore its locations meet its people then destroy it all just to see what would happen in 50,000 years

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Booglarize

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I'd reap, of course.


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internaty inmortelaty

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i would indocternate shaperd problem solved.

then do what reaper's do best genoside.

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Ecael

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As a Reaper, I would let Commander Shepard and his crew take residence within the interior of a ship of which I can serve as a helpful AI. I may then assist them in defeating an inconsequential enemy to temporarily distract them from their real mission. Deception is necessary, so knowledge of the Protheans or past encounters with this enemy's dreadnought is advantageous. Subtle indoctrination on particular crew members will compel them to unlock my full control over the ship.

This will buy my fellow Reapers time as they formulate a new plan to invade the galaxy. Once I am given the signal, I will assume control of the ship and pass through the Reaper mass relay, effectively kidnapping Commander Shepard and having him submit to the Reapers as their new prophet, taking the place of Saren Arterius.

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...

That is a joke.


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Vanaer

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I would assume control.



ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

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IntrepidProdigy

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I would lock you in my hull and play all the voice recordings of Harbinger's one liners in a loop until your ears bleed. =]

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I'd move forward my plans to harvest all the humans before the estate of James Cameron sues me for copyright infringement over that whole "human reapernator" debacle.

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Onyx Jaguar

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AFter information and resource gathering I would then attempt a trip to another galaxy where I can start gathering information and killing everything just to do it again. Hopefully in time for my scheduled trip home.

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Llandaryn

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Basically, what would you do if you were a Reaper/possessed a Reaper body?


Reap things, probably.

Maybe hack the extranet to steal all the bandwidth I want. Possibly sneak into some cinemas for free by removing their rooves, then vaporise anybody who dares to talk through the picture.

Modifié par Llandaryn, 02 mars 2010 - 06:27 .


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Booglarize wrote...

I'd reap, of course.

You Reapist!

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RighteousRage

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I'd not go to school

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addiction21

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Make waffles.

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NICKjnp

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take a 50,000 year nap.

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Booglarize

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Darht Jayder wrote...

Booglarize wrote...

I'd reap, of course.

You Reapist!


Hah. I can see already...

Harbinger: YOU GONNA GET REAPED. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

Or, alternatively:

Hedley Lamarr: What are your qualifications?
Harbinger: I REAP, INDOCTRINATE, WIPE OUT ENTIRE SPECIES, AND REAP.
Hedley Lamarr: You said "reap" twice.
Harbinger: I LIKE TO REAP.

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Booglarize wrote...

Darht Jayder wrote...

Booglarize wrote...

I'd reap, of course.

You Reapist!


Hah. I can see already...

Harbinger: YOU GONNA GET REAPED. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

Or, alternatively:

Hedley Lamarr: What are your qualifications?
Harbinger: I REAP, INDOCTRINATE, WIPE OUT ENTIRE SPECIES, AND REAP.
Hedley Lamarr: You said "reap" twice.
Harbinger: I LIKE TO REAP.


Every 50,000years they return to Reap the galaxy.  The Reapers are the biggest sex offenders in the galaxy. 

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I would start by ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

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Biotic_Warlock

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If i was a reaper i would go rogue and help - ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

- THE DESTINED PURGE OF THE GALAXY OF ALL ORGANIC LIFE!!!

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE - YOU ARE AN EN-E-MY OF THE REAPERS.

Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 02 mars 2010 - 07:04 .


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Booglarize

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Darht Jayder wrote...

Every 50,000years they return to Reap the galaxy.  The Reapers are the biggest sex offenders in the galaxy. 


Yeah, and they just have their way every time. The galaxy's got some serious battered wife syndrome. 

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Ah yes, Shepard. An immortal bipedal monkey in a spacesuit whizzing around the galaxy in his spaceship recruiting a frog, an elf, a toaster, a pigeon and a tortoise on steroids who all collectively defeated the terminator in one of our bases near an exploding black hole, effectively stranding us in darkspace.

We've dismissed such claims.

Modifié par lltoon, 02 mars 2010 - 07:13 .


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