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[NICKjnp]

lltoon wrote...



Ah yes, Shepard. An immortal bipedal monkey in a spacesuit whizzing around the galaxy in his spaceship recruiting a frog, an elf, a toaster, a pigeon and a tortoise on steroids who all collectively defeated the terminator in one of our bases near an exploding black hole, effectively stranding us in darkspace.

We've dismissed such claims.

That was great.

[Biotic_Warlock]

justinnstuff wrote...

WE WILL DESTROY THIS FOOLISH COUNCIL!!!

[asfaltowy]

I would send my photo thru extranet to turian councillor with a text "this is me, Ah-Yes-Reaper"

[Booglarize]

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know whether reapers have erogenous zones?

[The Unfallen]

[SCANNING...



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[A tough decision.]



[Organic life, particularly Humans, typically go about their daily lives, spreading filth such as pollution and other harmful chemicals into the air, thereby destroying the planet.]



[As they spread they injure or kill more and more planets.]



[There is only one other organism in known existence that uses up all of the resources in an area and then moves onto the next, spreading uncontrollably.]



[A virus.]



[I believe the "Reapers" have a cause. They have reason behind their "mindless killing". They believe that if organic life is going to destroy itself... then... [/ERROR-DISCONNECTING FROM SERVER {{::That information is classified... Prophet.::}}]

[ObserverStatus]

What would I do if I was an industrial-sized toaster oven with a god complex? I would demand that the council appease me with a sacrifice, of course.

[lltoon]

Booglarize wrote...

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know whether reapers have erogenous zones?

[asfaltowy]

I nuked it. Does it mean I brough an ultimate pleasure to the Reaper?

[Booglarize]

asfaltowy wrote...

I nuked it. Does it mean I brough an ultimate pleasure to the Reaper?

I don't know... getting it done with one shot sounds more like a premature ending if you ask me. 

[ManBearPig91]

I'd probably just turn all of you into organic metal goo cause you annoy me.

[glasgoo21]

I'd romance Tali, whohahahaha

[Pannamaslo]

NICKjnp wrote...

lltoon wrote...



Ah yes, Shepard. An immortal bipedal monkey in a spacesuit whizzing around the galaxy in his spaceship recruiting a frog, an elf, a toaster, a pigeon and a tortoise on steroids who all collectively defeated the terminator in one of our bases near an exploding black hole, effectively stranding us in darkspace.

We've dismissed such claims.

That was great.

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[Goth Skunk]

Being a reaper would kinda be like playing Master of Orion 2 with the 'einstein' cheat active. All technologies automatically obtained, capable of building Doom Stars with Black Hole Generators right out of the gate...



You'd sit on your one home planet, patiently waiting for the rest of the galaxy to advance, fight amongst themselves, etc...



Then come out of nowhere and strike with righteous vengeance and with fury akin to the fist of an angry god!!!



BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!



THROW you puny fleets at my one starship, fools! You shall all know pain and suffering! Watch your species end! Resistance is futile!

[Mossa_missa]

I wuld revolt... Help the "lesser" species.

[cronshaw8]

Buy a real nice place in northern California. Maybe get a big screen TV

[AgniTheFire]

I Would reap the entire galaxy :3

[Highdragonslayer]

I WOULD INDOCTRINATE THE UNIVERSE AND MAKE THEM PRAY FOR TORTURE AND I WOULD GIVE IT TO THEM MAKING THEM WANT MORE I WOULD TEAR OFF THEIR ARMS AND FEED THEM TO EACHOTHER TURNING THEM INTO ANIMALS AND WHEN I AM DONE I WOULD KILL THEM AND DO IT ALL AGAIN UNTIL IT'S TIME TO KILL THE NEXT RACE AND TAKE BATHS IN THEIR BLOOD

[Lady Discordia]

I like the idea of following Shepard around. Maybe not specifically helping him, but not fighting with the Reapers either.



And every time he made an important decision, i'd mutter 'That's not how i'd do it...'. Eventually he'd crack and oh, how we would laugh.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

If I were a reaper I would fill my spaceship hull with plenty of wild, sexy geth fembots and record them at their various activities then sell the videos as "Geth Gone Wild" on the late night synthetic nets for a low price to desperate college age geth whose entities are too focused on manufacturing to pay attention to their studies. Then I'll wave my phat check in front of the Illusive Man's nose and make him jealous of my interstellar monetary empire!

[MyChemicalBromance]

glasgoo21 wrote...

I'd romance Tali, whohahahaha

That took off like a rocket.

[Sabre120]

I would possess Gordon Brown a make him **** up proper badly

[Galimor_001]

bobobo878 wrote...

What would I do if I was an industrial-sized toaster oven with a god complex? I would demand that the council appease me with a sacrifice, of course.

Let me guess, the Turian councelor?

[Kurt M.]

I'd wait (and tell my close ones to wait) over 120 years (200 if Shepard's modifications allows him to live longer, much like Miranda) until he dies of old age, then conquer the Galaxy

[Srau]

Ecael wrote...That is a joke.

Not such a joke, we know EDI's hardware is partialy made of Reaper parts, the devs could come with yet another *virus* hidden somewhere that the magic wand would activate and turn EDI .... err you .... against us !