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[Dick Delaware]

dheer wrote...

I can see it now. Sten steps onto stage and sings!

NoooooOOOOOOOOooooOOooooo

I just wanted to say that I approve tremendously of your Garrett avatar.

If the Dragon Age musical is anything like the Planet of the Apes musical on The Simpsons, then it will be glorious.

[Atcherseid]

Somehow I bet that Zevran is already into show tunes.





I get no kick from champagne

Mere lyrium always seems so ho-hum.

So tell me, why should it be true,

That I get a kick killing you.

[Atcherseid]

I know how to open the musical. Picture the opening cutscene where Duncan kills a couple of Hurlocks. Then a sweeping helicopter shot homes in on him and he bursts out singing:



The hills are alive with the hordes of Darkspawn

A blight we've not seen in four thousand years.

The hills fill my heart with the sound of mayhem

My heart wants to kill everything it hears.

My heart wants to beat down the things

Of the hordes that rise from the lake to the trees,

My heart wants to sigh for the time that did I in a church gut Jory ....

[The_Admiral]

Oo Oo Oo

Any chance we could get Ben Affleck to play Loghain?
I would really like to see Ben Affleck slaughtered in a film... but a musical would do.
I figure it's only fair, since he slaughters everthing else about any project he's a part of.

[melkathi]

Kimarous wrote...

Brave Teyrn Loghain ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, Brave Teyrn Loghain turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Teyrn Loghain

Good one!

Now don't let the Loghain fans hear you

[kateri_t]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Janni-in-VA]

Darkspawn singing "A Girl Worth Fighting For"?

[Raixser]

Wade mincing around his shop in Denerim making fabulous armour for you singing "I'm so pretty" while Herren sobs into his hands in a corner muttering "I hate my life"

Modifié par Raixser, 03 mars 2010 - 05:42 .

[Grace1957]

Now we've got a catfight-the Archdemon is singing "I'm so pretty" and now that damn song is in my head again!

[Raixser]

Woops must have missed that post, but that would be a cool singing cat-fight XD

[Atcherseid]

"What use is sitting alone in your room?

Come join the Wardens Grey."

[bzombo]

this is just plain terrifying.

[melkathi]

bzombo wrote...

this is just plain terrifying.

Really terrifying would be if the Wardens started wearing tights

We are Wardens
We are Wardens in tights
We roam around Thedas looking for Blights!

[bzombo]

melkathi wrote...

bzombo wrote...

this is just plain terrifying.

Really terrifying would be if the Wardens started wearing tights

We are Wardens
We are Wardens in tights
We roam around Thedas looking for Blights!

funny as it is, it's still scary. i can't imagine darkspawn singing, and i don't want to think about alistair singing. ew.

[Grace1957]

Funniest thread I've read in a long time.

[melkathi]

bzombo wrote...

funny as it is, it's still scary. i can't imagine darkspawn singing, and i don't want to think about alistair singing. ew.

I sadly can imagine Alistair singing.
To be specific, when you first meet him and he tells you that the good thing about the Blight is how it brings people together.
I so can imagine that turning into a singing scene:

Always look on the bright side of the Blight

Always look on the bright side of the Blight

[Sylixe]

I'm still waiting for the breakfast cereal to come out but a musical could be a broadway smash.

[Atcherseid]

Zevran sings "West Side Story"



ZEVRAN

I like to be in Antiva!

O.K. by me in Antiva!

I do felonies in Antiva!

For a small fee in Antiva!



WARDEN

I like the realm of Ferelden



ZEVRAN

Did you enjoy that dungeon you were held in?



WARDEN

We once rode on griffons in Ferelden.



ZEVRAN

Go find one. You'll be walking until then.



ZEVRAN

I like the shores of Antiva!

And unlocking doors in Antiva!

So many chores in Antiva!

I sleep with the ....





(O.K., I have too much spare time.)

[Leonia]

I keep getting "Once More With Feeling" songs stuck in my head. This thread is full of win.

[Leonia]

WYNNE

I've got a theory

That it's an abomination

A dancing abomination

Nuh, something isn't right there



LEILANA

I've got a theory

Some girl is dreaming

And we're all stuck inside

Her jar of butterfly eyelashes



ALISTAIR

I've got a theory

We should work this out



ALL

It's getting eerie

What's this cheery...

Singing all about?



ALISTAIR

It could be apostates

Some evil apostates

Which is ridiculous

'Cause apostates they were persecuted

Mages are good and they love Thedas

And lyrium power

And I'll be over here



SHALE

I've got a theory

It could be pidgeons...



OGHREN

I've got a--



SHALE:

Pidgeons aren't just cute like everybody thinks

They got them stubby legs and short little beaks

And what's with all the bird seed

What do they need such nourishment for anyways?

Pidgeons!

Pidgeons!

It must be pidgeons!

Or maybe nugs...



LEILANA

I've got a theory

We should work this fast



LEILANA & WYNNE

Because it clearly could get serious

Before it's passed



WARDEN:

I've got a theory...

...It doesn't matter...

What can't we face if we're together?

What's in this place that we can't weather?

Blight?

We've all been there...

The same old treaties...

Why should we care?



ALL

What can't we do if we get in it?

We'll work it through within a minute...

We have to try,

We'll pay the price,

It's do or die...



WARDEN

Hey, I've died thrice!



ALL

What can't we face if we're together?



WYNNE:

What can't we face?



ALL

What's in this place that we can't weather?



WYNNE

We're together!



ALL

There's nothing we can't face--



SHALE

Except for pidgeons...

[Charsen]

leonia42 wrote...

<3 Fantastic

[Grace1957]

Just got home from work and couldn't wait to see what jewels were put on this thread while I was gone.WOW!

[The_Abyss]

*SPOILERS*




Genlock Emissary: STOP!
Genlock Emissary: What, is your name?
Alistar: It is alistar, king of Ferelden!
Genlock Emissary: What, is your quest?
Alistar: To end the blight and kill the archdemon!
Genlock Emissary: What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen griffon?
Alistar: What do you mean? An Orlesian griffon or a Tevinter griffon?
Genlock Emissary: I don't kno...ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Morrigan: How do you know so much about griffons?
Alistar: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

Modifié par The_Abyss, 04 mars 2010 - 01:58 .

[roundcrow]

How about a documentary? Grey Warden Gardens? Alistair and the PC, living in squalor twenty years after the Blight ends? drinking nothing but lyrium and eating mabari crunch?

[Atcherseid]

(To the tune of "The Rain in Spain.")





WARDEN: NAy not I, O not Ow, Don't say "Earl," say "Arl"...

SHALE: The pearls of earls are hurled into the furl.

WARDEN: No, no, no. The parls of arls are harled into the farl.

SHALE: The parls of arls are harled into the farl.

WARDEN By Ghee-arge, she's got it! By Ghee-arge, she's got it! Now, once again where its it harled?

SHALE: In the farl! In the farl!

WARDEN: And whose is that sodding farl?

SHALE The arl's! The arl's.

BOTH The parls of arls are harled into the farl.