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[westiex9]

Thorin Aeducan: why the heck would i want to join the wardens? '

Duncan: well.....


In the Wardens!
Your Reinforcements are delayed!
In the Wardens !
You'll see many a darkspawn blade
In the Wardens!
Theres little chance of getting laid!

in the Wardens!
There aint no severance pay!!
in the Wardens!
Your stuck fighting all damn day!
In the Wardens!
Blights aint no holiday!!

in the Wardens!
Beards will the lead way!!
in the Wardens!
Duncan's hips do sway!
in the Wardens!
your often led astray!

Duncan:So freind wanna join up!

Thorin Aeducan: Are you kidding ill take my chances in the deep roads!!!

Modifié par westiex9, 07 mars 2010 - 09:54 .

[Grace1957]

Atcherseid wrote...

Grace1957 wrote...

Keep it comming,Wizard of Oz is my favorite movie....

Challenge me. What song next?

How about "Ding Dong the witch is dead"

[Lest]

Alastair:

I dreamed a dream in time gone by!

That love was long and life worth living!

I dreamed that I would never diiiiie!

And that the Maker would be forgiving,

but the darkspawn come at niiiiight,

with their blades striking like thunder!

And they tear your limbs apart,

and they invade your dreams, the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

I HAD A DREAM THAT LIFE WOULD BE,

*Bursts into a dress and begins shimmying down the darkspawn line, as they look on, awe-struck.*

SO MUCH MORE DIFFERENT THAN THIS GAME I'M IIIIN,

SO DIFFERENT NOW, THEN HOW IT SEEMED!

... Now Loghain has killed, the dream...

I dreamed....

[Lest]

WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.
WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MUSICAL PURPOUSES.


























Right, I may be sad to actually make an entire song, but here it goes:

Alistair and Protagonist: 

Is this the real life?
Medevil fantasy.
Caught in the bli-iight,
no escape from Arch-demonry.

Demon:

Open your mind,
Let me see through your eyes,
and breaaaatheee!

Alistair:

I'm just a poor boy!
Ain't got no family.

Morrigan:

And if I wan't to suck,
want to blow.
Somthing of his,
he'll be first to know!

Shale:
Any way the blight goes,
doesn't really matter to meee...
Too me...

Sten:
Revered mother...
Just killed some men...
At a farmstead near hear,
so lock me up and have no fear.

Mother...
Wanted to know what, the blight was...
And now I've gone and blown it all awayyy...

MOTHEEEER, OOOOOH!
(Dog:  Bark bark, ruff ruff bark bark!)
I DESERVE TO DIE,
INFACT I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN SENT HERE ATALLL!

Alistair:

Carry on, carry on.
As if nothing really matters...


______________________________________________

Loghain: I see a little sillhueto of a warden!
Arl Howe: Sabotage, sabotage, they're calling the Landsmeet!
Loghain: Years and months of planning, I just want to be king!

Anora: You killed Calin!
Loghain: No I didn't...
Anora: You killed Calin!
Loghain: No I didn't...
Anora: You killed Calin!
Loghain: Okay fine I did.

Brother Geniviti: THE SACRED UUUUUURN!

Alistair: I'm just a poor boy, no-body loves me.
Morrigan: He's pathetic, and very whiney.
Seriously he's making my ears bleed!

Cailin: Easy come, easy go - I had a tiny role.
Loghain: For the king he blows!
Cailin: Died like a tooool!
Loghain: For the king he blows!
Cailin: Died like a tooool!
Loghain: For the king he blows!
Cailin: Died like a tooool!
Loghain: I mean, really really really SU-UUU-UUU-UUCKED

Alistair: Never never never never let Loghain go!

Loghain: Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go.

Anora: Alternative! Put him through the joining for meeee, for MEEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Que heavy metal sequence.*

Shale: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN CRAP ON ME AND INTO MY EYES?!

ALL YOU BIRD SCUM SHOULD DROP DEAD AND DIIIIIIE!

Morrigan: I waaaaant a baby, a old god baby, even if it means, sleeping with Alistai-ear.

*Wynee does another guitar solo*

Alistair: I've got to make the sacrifice,

Sanest thing I've done..

Slay the arch-demon...

Slay the arch-demon...

We've woooon....



__________________________________________________

That, my friends, was my campaign in musical format.

[Atcherseid]

Lest wrote...

Alastair:

I dreamed a dream in time gone by!

...

OMG, I am busting a gut laughing at this; Perfect!
plus westiex9's "In the Navy" spoof!

[Atcherseid]

Alistair: I'm just a poor boy, no-body loves me.

Morrigan: He's pathetic, and very whiney.





*Wynee does another guitar solo*





This is now officially THE GREATEST THREAD EVER!

[Atcherseid]

(Inspired by westiex9. Just imagine your favorite characters doing the dance.)

Young elf, there’s no need to feel strange.
I said young elf, kicked from the alienage.
I said young elf, ‘cause you’re in a new world
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Young elf, there’s a place you can go.
I said young elf, when you’re short on your gold.
You can join them, and I’m sure you it will dawn
On you that you will kill Darkspawn.

It's fun to be in the Wardens today.
It's fun to be in the Wardens today.
They have everything for someone like yourself
You can hang out with the elfs.

It's fun to be in the Wardens today.
It's fun to be in the Wardens today.
You might find some good thrills, you can live in the hills,
You might get your damn self killed.

Young elf, has my message sunk in?
I said young elf, go and talk to Duncan.
I said, young elf, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

Some elves do it all by themselves.
I said young elf, they will solo in Hell.
So just go there, to the Wardens of Grey.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to be in the Wardens today.
It's fun to be in the Wardens today.

Young elf, I was once in your boots.
But that’s when I got in cahoots
With Duncan, so blood-soaked and gory
And I did not want to end up like Jory.

That’s when Duncan came up unto me
And said “young elf, would you drink this up, please.
“You will become something that you ain’t
“Once you learn to master your taint.”

It's fun to be in the Wardens today.
It's fun to be in the Wardens today.

Modifié par Atcherseid, 07 mars 2010 - 10:59 .

[westiex9]

Fiona: Loghain mac tir what do you have to say in your defence

Loghain: well...(grabs mike)

Thorin: no!! don't let him start!!

West: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Loghain:

Whats new cauthrien! woah woah
Whats new cauthrien! woah woah

Cauthrien cauthrien

ive got dissenters and plenty of skewers
to punish with you
So go shine your cute little cauthrien armour!

Cauthrien cauthrien
i love you !
Yes i do!

You and your cauthrien nose!
Whats new cauthrien woah woah!
whats new cauthrien woah woah!

Cauthrien cauthrien
your so thrilling!
and im so willing
to take command of you!
so go make up your cute little cauthrien face!

Fiona: Enough all ready makers breath!!

Alistair: the horror

Thorin: I need a cold shower

Cauthrien: (Throws knickers at loghain)  SQUEEEE!!!!!

Fiona: just for the record i said we should just have a dance off

[Les Polar]

Alistair perfect song: bad romance by Lady Gaga(check out video on youtube and let your imagination run amock......

[Silensfurtim]

next...



Dragon Age Holiday Special

[Shadowapothead]

ModerateOsprey wrote...

I hate musicals

i thouht that was only me who hate musicals

[DaneWolf]

Morrigan Singing: Everything is easy when your evil!! Perhaps she's evil but I DO love the charakter of Morrigan!!!

[DaneWolf]

Best thread ever Written this one!!!

[Red Frostraven]

*Leliana is singing the song of courage, trying to kill a foul creature with a dagger*
"My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord"
"Damn... I can't hit this?!"

*Main character, hitting a Revenant with a longsword, in vain*
"That's word because you know... You can't touch this"

"STOP..."... *Sten puts his greatsword on the back, equipping the Nug Crusher*
"Hammer time!"

*Main character and leliana hums**
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-o"

Modifié par Red Frostraven, 08 mars 2010 - 12:35 .

[Red Frostraven]

Stanley Woo wrote...

You people frighten me.

4 pages, and noone have even COMMENTED on a developer who proclaims to be frightened by the players of his game

[HighMoon]

I love you guys. XD

[DaneWolf]

I love Bioware Forums!!! All geeking out!!!

[AlainNagel]

The next link might be a bit NSFW: but If Zelda can have a musical then so could Dragon Age.

This is also the reason that if there would be a musical I think Felicia Day should play Leliana.

[Kimarous]

Warden: "I'm never gonna catch my breath."
Daveth: "Say goodbye to those who knew me!"
Riordan: "We're recruiting all, be they sinner or saint..."
Alistair: "Jory's got all scared to death!"
Duncan: "Now I'm gonna stab right through thee!"
Jory: "Now I really wish that I had took the taint!"

(Be Wardens!)
You must be swift as a hasted Reaver!
(Be Wardens!)
Withstanding force like armor from Wade!
(Be Wardens!)
With all the strength of a dragon's fire...
Mysterious as the city in the Faaaade!

[Atcherseid]

(A little Eric Clapton)

If you’re fighting Darkspawn
And your backup is gone,
Loghain.

Then your gonna fall down,
Down on the ground,
Loghain.

He don’t fight, he don’t fight, he don’t fight.
Loghain.

So you got bad news
King Calain’s gonna lose,
Loghain.
Well, this day is done,
‘Cause your backup has run.
Loghain.

He don’t fight, he don’t fight, he don’t fight.
Loghain.

Modifié par Atcherseid, 09 mars 2010 - 10:26 .

[NoAngel89]

lol I swear this is too much, I'll die laughing if this becomes real

[westiex9]

Duncan: so you have survived, welcome, how do you feel?

Fiona: well......

Sometimes i feel like i have to
Run away!!
ive got to
get away!
From the taint that you drive into the heart of me 
the Taint we share
seems to go nowehere
I toss and turn i can't sleep at night 

Alistair: you can say that again 

Fiona: quit interrupting

First i ran to you
i ran'
now i run from you 
this tainted drink you give me 
give you all a warden can 
take my tears and thats not nearly all!

Tainted blood 
Tainted blood!
oh...tainted blood!

Alistair: are those hurlock backing vocalists

Fiona: shut up Alistair!!

Duncan: errr the king wanted to see you

Loghain: we've seen everything, i knew these wardens were traitors and those hurlock back up dancers have aweful choreography

Cailan: (dancing along to the theme)

Loghain: (facepalm) lets just go look at the map already!!
 

Modifié par westiex9, 09 mars 2010 - 12:31 .

[Knal1991]

melkathi wrote...



... you're the sadest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
before we're through
Mister I'll make a Warden out of you[/i]

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that's actually cool >o<     
                                    U

I could imagine the likes of Jezus Christ Superstar
                                   


ANNAS/Morrigan


tis a proud and captured being, if you have no use for him.
then I suggest release him for mercies sake alone.


CAIAPHAS/Sten


I slaughtered a family  and have been arrested.
I am in a cage  but  abide my own law.

[DaneWolf]

Lol.... This is getting better and better.



Leliana: The camp site is really really great.

PC: For porn!!



No now im just being rediculous!!!

[Atcherseid]

Come listen to a story of an Alienage elf.
A poor city dude, he could barely feed himself.
And then one day he was marrying until
He decided there's a noble guy that he would have to kill.
Vaughn, that is. Kacked cold. He's dog meat.

The first thing you know, the militia's on a tear.
And Duncan said, "Elf, move away from there."
He said "Ostagar is the place you want to be."
So he loaded up his cart and he move to Kocari.
Wilds that is. Cups of blood. Darkspawn hordes.

Modifié par Atcherseid, 09 mars 2010 - 11:24 .