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[Elastic Otter]

Must...get...it...out of my....head!

*hums "I Dream of Jeannie" Theme Song*

[Elastic Otter]

I can just see Orzammar:

"Nobody gets in to see King Behlen! Not no one! Not no how!"

"Oh!  You're here to beat up on Harrowmont?!?  WELL, that's a horse of a different color!"

Fight fight here, fight fight there
Tapster is the bar
That's how we while the day away
In the Land of Orzammar!

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 16 mars 2010 - 02:39 .

[Grace1957]

[quote]Atcherseid wrote...

If you're terrified and know it, crap your pants.
If you're terrified and know it, crap your pants.
If you're terrified and know it,
Your PC is gonna blow it.
If you're terrified and know it, crap your pants. [/quot
OMG You made me snort amaretto out of my nose(by the way that burns)This is the funniest thread I have ever read.Keep it comming!

[DaneWolf]

LoL!!! Pc singing: Oh nooooo.... Leliana is so cute but Morrigan has humor!!! What to do and what to choose!!

[westiex9]

Bioware: So what kind of romances do you want in the new dragon age game?

Gamer: wellll.......

A little bit of Morrigan in my life
A little bit of Zevran on the side
A little bit of Lielianas all i need
A little bit of Alistairs what i see
A little bit of Mhairi All night long
A little bit of Anora makes me run(in the opposite direction)

Bioware: are you in your underwear? Security!!!!

Modifié par westiex9, 18 mars 2010 - 03:59 .

[melkathi]

westiex9 wrote...

Bioware: So what kind of romances do you want in the new dragon age game?

Gamer: wellll.......

A little bit of Morrigan in my life
A little bit of Zevran on the side
A little bit of Lielianas all i need
A little bit of Alistairs what i see
A little bit of Mhairi All night long
A little bit of Anora makes me run(in the opposite direction)

Bioware: are you in your underwear? Security!!!!

Is that Dragon Age No. 5?

*Shudder* my first mambo lesson was to that tune...


Anyway.
Only reason I logged onto the forum today. Was listening to this:


You never make akward jokes anymore when I try to kiss your lips.
And there's no cutscene like before when I invite you into my tent.
You're trying hard not to show it, (Alistair).
But Ali, Ali I know it...

You've lost that approval ratin',
Whoa, that approval ratin',
You've lost that approval ratin',
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I click on you.
And Alistair you're starting to criticize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like rage-quitting, (Alistair).
'Cause Alistair, something beautiful's dyin'.

You lost that approval ratin',
Whoa, that approval ratin',
You've lost that approval ratin',
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Ali, Ali, I'd empty my backpack of gifts for you.
If you would only approve of me like you used to do, yeah.
We had an approval... an approval... an approval you don't find everyday.
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Alistair (Alistair), Alistair (Alistair),
I beg of you please (please), please (please)
I need your approval (I need your approval), I need your approval (I need your approval),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that approval ratin',
Whoa, that approval ratin''
Bring back that approval ratin',
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone...
And I can't go on.. wooooah

Modifié par melkathi, 19 mars 2010 - 08:18 .

[Kimarous]

There is power, power,
Wonder working power
In the blood... of the mage...
There is power, power,
Wonder working power
In the precious blood of the mage...

Modifié par Kimarous, 20 mars 2010 - 07:49 .

[westiex9]

As i walk through the valley of the shadow of death

i look at my life and realize theres nothin left

cus ive been smitin and laughing so long

Even alistair thinks ma mind is gone



ya know i never crossed a hurlock that didn't deserve it

me treated like a duster you know thats unheard of

ya better watch how ya talking

or you and ya horde might be lyin in the chalk



Been spendin most our lives livin in a wardens paradise

we've been spending most our lives living in a wardens paradise

been spending most our lives living in a wardens paradise!

[Dave of Canada]

Atcherseid wrote...

(A little Eric Clapton)

If you’re fighting Darkspawn
And your backup is gone,
Loghain.

Then your gonna fall down,
Down on the ground,
Loghain.

He don’t fight, he don’t fight, he don’t fight.
Loghain.

So you got bad news
King Calain’s gonna lose,
Loghain.
Well, this day is done,
‘Cause your backup has run.
Loghain.

He don’t fight, he don’t fight, he don’t fight.
Loghain.

This is epic win, total epic win.

Best part? I had the tune in my head during it all, and I couldn't stop imagining it being played.

[Miri1984]

Hurlocks on the hill

Hurlocks on the hill

Thirsting for the kill

Hurlocks on the hill

Like a bard up a windmill

or an apostate spouting insults shrill

Hurlocks on the hill....

[westiex9]

Everyone wants to be a macho macho man

To have the kind of body, always in demand

jogging in the mornings,go man go

works out in the health spa, muscles glow

you can best believe, hes a macho man

ready to get down, with anyone he can



Hey Hey Hey Hey!

Macho macho man!



Fiona: Sten!! stop playing that infernal racket!

[thepringle]

leonia42 wrote...

WYNNE
I've got a theory
That it's an abomination
A dancing abomination
Nuh, something isn't right there

LEILANA
I've got a theory
Some girl is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
Her jar of butterfly eyelashes

ALISTAIR
I've got a theory
We should work this out

ALL
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery...
Singing all about?

ALISTAIR
It could be apostates
Some evil apostates
Which is ridiculous
'Cause apostates they were persecuted
Mages are good and they love Thedas
And lyrium power
And I'll be over here

SHALE
I've got a theory
It could be pidgeons...

OGHREN
I've got a--

SHALE:
Pidgeons aren't just cute like everybody thinks
They got them stubby legs and short little beaks
And what's with all the bird seed
What do they need such nourishment for anyways?
Pidgeons!
Pidgeons!
It must be pidgeons!
Or maybe nugs...

LEILANA
I've got a theory
We should work this fast

LEILANA & WYNNE
Because it clearly could get serious
Before it's passed

WARDEN:
I've got a theory...
...It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Blight?
We've all been there...
The same old treaties...
Why should we care?

ALL
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute...
We have to try,
We'll pay the price,
It's do or die...

WARDEN
Hey, I've died thrice!

ALL
What can't we face if we're together?

WYNNE:
What can't we face?

ALL
What's in this place that we can't weather?

WYNNE
We're together!

ALL
There's nothing we can't face--

SHALE
Except for pidgeons...

hey hey its like that episode of buffy the vampire slayer