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Like the title says, post lines that  characters of Mass Effect series would never say.

Illusive Man: Hmm, I better buy some nicotine patchs.
Jack: I love kittens!

[frokenscheim]

The Council: You were right all along, Shepard. We apologize.

[Chamberboozer]

Shepard: I should stay.

[Castanea]

Kaidan/Ashley: I'm so happy to see you Commander! Of course I'll help you save the Galaxy!

[Karstedt]

Wrex: You hurt my feelings on Virmire, Shepard.

[Comrade Bork]

Harbinger: Peace in our time!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Garrus: "I'm done with my calibrations, wanna talk Shepard?"

[Druss99]

Miranda: I could be wrong....



Jacob: Anything at all of interest.

[apotheosic]

Legion: Commander-Shepard.

[A Blind Bandit]

Druss99 wrote...

Miranda: I could be wrong....

Jacob: Anything at all of interest.

These

[Brass_Buckles]

Grunt> I love turians. I'm going to go give Garrus a huge bearhug. He'll be so surprised!

[sergio71785]

Harbinger: Singing this

Modifié par sergio71785, 03 mars 2010 - 12:42 .

[GenericPlayer2]

Tali: Geth have rights too.

Grunt: There was a picture of these kittens in the tank imprint. What does it mean?

Modifié par GenericPlayer2, 03 mars 2010 - 12:45 .

[Ecael]

I enjoy the sight of humans standing up.

...

...

That is a fact.

[Thiev]

Udina: Shepard, how good to see you.

[x75flames]

apotheosic wrote...

Legion: Commander-Shepard.

LMAO, cookie

Zead: Lets help those poor people on Omeaga!

Garrus: Of course I'll forgive you Sudonise!

Maranda: Sheapard, I know my sister said I read your messages, but its a lie!

EDI: You took out the Collector base, Cake all around!
Sheapards gone rouge, take him down.
DECONTAMINATION IN PROGRESS.
Hey, Joker, ..... *Whisper whisper whisper*

[Azorgamer]

Turian Council member:

"Ah, Reapers *facepalm* dammit I knew we'd forgotten something!"

Asari Council member:

"How could we have forgotten *facepalm*"

Salarian Council member:

"Shepard you will have all the resources from the Council you need to accomplish this task," looks over to Asari and Turian, "and you two, please stop embarassing yourselves."

[x75flames]

GIVING YOU CONTROL

[Ecael]

Oh no, Reapers! The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have confirmed this claim and are mobilizing our forces, Shepard.

[Druss99]

x75flames wrote...

apotheosic wrote...

Legion: Commander-Shepard.

LMAO, cookie

Zead: Lets help those poor people on Omeaga!

Garrus: Of course I'll forgive you Sudonise!

Maranda: Sheapard, I know my sister said I read your messages, but its a lie!

EDI: You took out the Collector base, Cake all around!
Sheapards gone rouge, take him down.
DECONTAMINATION IN PROGRESS.
Hey, Joker, ..... *Whisper whisper whisper*

Good one, I chuckled.

Turian Councilor: Nah im just messing, dont worry bout the reapers we have them covered.

[Brass_Buckles]

Jacob> I'll never be a good enough man for you, Shepard.

[apotheosic]

x75flames wrote...

GIVING YOU CONTROL

THIS BENEFITS YOU.

I AM UNSURE AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU FEEL THIS.

[Ecael]

Nihlus: 1500 is bad. Your captain will be pissed.

Joker: I love that guy.

Kaidan: Nihlus gave you an insult... so you love him?