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[Druss99]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Engaged in a fight with Harbinger.

Harbinger: Salarians too short a life span.
Harbinger: Krogan wasted potential.
Harbinger: Asari too m..Hey nice rack Samara!

Lol

Harbinger: Shepard have you seen those? They built for comfort or for speed? You ever motorboat them? You have havent you....you motorboating son of a ****, you old sailor you.

[PinkPagoda]

Someone offering to help shepard: Sure let's go. Right now. No strings attached.

[Rynozeros]

Shepard: Garrus, hows our team holding up?

Garrus: Everyone's dead. It was a massacre.

Shepard: What?! Thats terrible.

Garrus: Haha gotcha, the look on your face. Impressive.

Shepard: Garrus how the hell do you ....

Garrus: I'm assuming

[Druss99]

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Garrus, hows our team holding up?
Garrus: Everyone's dead. It was a massacre.
Shepard: What?! Thats terrible.
Garrus: Haha gotcha, the look on your face. Impressive.
Shepard: Garrus how the hell do you ....
Garrus: I'm assuming

[Dealerodeath]

Turian Councillor: Ahh, yes, "Ramen".....a supposed delicacy on Earth.



...We have dismissed that claim....

[Rynozeros]

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Garrus, hows our team holding up?
Garrus: Everyone's dead. It was a massacre.
Shepard: What?! Thats terrible.
Garrus: Haha gotcha, the look on your face. Impressive.
Shepard: Garrus how the hell do you ....
Garrus: I'm assuming

dont say it

[MyChemicalBromance]

Ecael wrote...

Nihlus: 1500 is bad. Your captain will be pissed.

Joker: I love that guy.

Kaidan: Nihlus gave you an insult... so you love him?

WIN

[Druss99]

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Garrus, hows our team holding up?
Garrus: Everyone's dead. It was a massacre.
Shepard: What?! Thats terrible.
Garrus: Haha gotcha, the look on your face. Impressive.
Shepard: Garrus how the hell do you ....
Garrus: I'm assuming

dont say it

Say what? I laughed.

Modifié par Druss99, 04 mars 2010 - 12:40 .

[XxXgunziXxX]

edi:sheperd we have instalded then "pleasure devices" in ur privite bathroom
female shepered : shhhhhhhhhhh edi not so loud I:< send it in a email

Modifié par XxXgunziXxX, 04 mars 2010 - 12:42 .

[Rynozeros]

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Garrus, hows our team holding up?
Garrus: Everyone's dead. It was a massacre.
Shepard: What?! Thats terrible.
Garrus: Haha gotcha, the look on your face. Impressive.
Shepard: Garrus how the hell do you ....
Garrus: I'm assuming

dont say it

Say what? I laughed.

Garrus: I'm assuming ... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
*Harbinger Garrus kills everyone in homicidal rampage*

[Redem0]

Garrus: You know my squad was just killed, why the hell would I join a sucide mission? I was lucky to get out of that one alive!

[jackkel dragon]

Illusive Man: You know what? Reviving Shepard is a waste of time. I'll just train an army.



Okeer: Jedore is poisoning my legacy! ...Oh well. I'll find a new way to pass my time. Let's go, Shepard.

[aeetos21]

x75flames wrote...

aeetos21 wrote...

Shepard: We're running low on funds - crew salaries, upgrades, fuel, etcetera. You understand. It'd go a long way if you could help us financially.

Turian Councilor: Of course, anything we can do to help. As always the safety of the galaxy is our top concern.

The councile wouldnt help a Cernures ship, just beacuse its privately owned.

*After you defeat the collectors and break ties with cerberus - yeah, they still wouldn't help. Kind of the point of this topic.

[Druss99]

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Garrus, hows our team holding up?
Garrus: Everyone's dead. It was a massacre.
Shepard: What?! Thats terrible.
Garrus: Haha gotcha, the look on your face. Impressive.
Shepard: Garrus how the hell do you ....
Garrus: I'm assuming

dont say it

Say what? I laughed.

Garrus: I'm assuming ... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
*Harbinger Garrus kills everyone in homicidal rampage*

Haha I didnt even see it coming.

[thegreateski]

Wrex: Hold me Shepard.

[jackkel dragon]

Redem0 wrote...

Garrus: You know my squad was just killed, why the hell would I join a sucide mission? I was lucky to get out of that one alive!

Tali: You're working for the organization that tried to kill my people and you're going on a suicide mission. I'm not joining you!

Mordin: Not interested. Think I will stay here, raise kids.

Zaeed: I'm just taking my money and leaving.

Grunt: I'm only a month old, I'm not risking my life for you!

Jack: But how will I learn to ride a pony?

Kaiden: Yeah, sure. Okay. I'll help, Shepard.

Thane: This was supposed to be my last mission. It will be my last mission.

Samara: I'm a little busy right now. Maybe in a few centuries.

Legion: We did not ask to be rescued. We request to be dropped off at the next port.

Miranda: Screw this. I'm leaving before I get killed.

Jacob: Dying just ain't cool these days. I'm outta here.

Wrex: You want to go against impossible odds with only a few soldiers, with absolutly no chance of survival? What are we waiting for?

Liara: The Shadow Broker can wait. I'll help you, Shepard.

The Illusive Man: You know, Shepard... We don't need to stop the Collectors.

Anderson: The Reapers are a myth, Shepard.

Udina: The Council refuses to believe in the Reapers. I believe you, Shepard.

Saren: The Reapers don't need us. I'm indoctrinated, by the way.

The Council: Shepard, get off your ass and stop the Reapers!

Shepard: I think I'll just take a break...

[Sturmwulfe]

Legion: Commander-Shepard?

-

Shepard: Wait... something's different about you.

TIM: I've got gum. Smoking is bad for the people around me.

-



Shaman: Are you ready to begin the Rite of Passage? It's changed a bit since our new clan leader took over, he says we're not allowed killing the wildlife in order to preserve the ecosystem.

Grunt: I've got my pencil and paper ready.

-

Shepard: EDI, open the airlock. Open the airlock!

EDI: I can't let you do that, Shepard.

[BatarianBob]

Kal'Reeger: This is my very favorite gun. I call her Vera.



Tali: The most intimate thing we can do is synch our suits, but I haven't trusted anyone enough for that. Well... no quarians.

Shepard: I understand Tali. I trust you too.

Tali: Huh? No, I was actually thinking about this volus...

[Sturmwulfe]

Rachni Queen: ZURG RUSH!



Geth Heretics: We require more pylons.



Alliance: You want a piece of me, boy?



-



EDI: From these schematics, the Reapers show consistencies with a Renaissance Era inventor's blue prints concealed on the back of the Mona Lisa.

Shepard: My God... Da Vinci invented the Reapers!

Miranda: But how? The Reapers are ancient!

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT RESPONSIBILITY.

[spin156]

Jack: Whaddya think Miranda, girls night out tonight?



Miranda: Absolutely!

[jackkel dragon]

Sovereign: I have failed you, my master.

Harbinger: You have failed me for the last time. ('Force' Choke)

[Rynozeros]

Shepard: Garrus please, take a seat. As you know it is time for your quarterly review.
Garrus: Understood, commander.
Shepard: I've gotta say looking at your resume I'm a little disappointed.
Garrus: What? Why?
Shepard: According to this you can't hold down a steady job, have issues with regulations and authority, issues with vigilantism, responble for the injury/death of fellow teammates and prone to violence.
Garrus: Commander!? I helped you defeat Sovereign and Saren. I held off 3 of the biggest Merc groups long before you arrived.
Shepard: Duly noted. Garrus I'm  afraid to inform you that your service are no longer required aboard the Normandy. You're fired Garrus.
Garrus: Aww come on commander. Please let me stay I'll do anything. Anything!!!
Shepard: Anything you say?
Garrus: Yes, I'm desperate.
Shepard:

Modifié par Rynozeros, 04 mars 2010 - 01:17 .

[Redem0]

Miranda "You know that Volus you kicked? well turn out...he is really a biotic god and his really pissed!"



Gianna "Shiala...we both ain't on the squad...I think if we want to have Shepard we will have to...Join force"