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[Reptilian Rob]

Shepard: This is commander Shepard and this is my most hated store on the Citadel.



Garrus: Hey, guess what Shepard?

Shepard: What?

Garrus: I finally finished those calibrations.

Sheaprd: HOLY ****ING ****!!!!

[Vaenier]

Legion: "Commander Shepard"

[BatarianBob]

Shepard: Your service record is outstanding, and I really could use your talents on my team. But before you get set up on the Normandy, I have to ask; Do you have any outstanding personal issues I should be aware of?

New Potential Squadmate: Well, I haven't talked to my father in...

*gunshot*

Shepard: Next!

[Brass_Buckles]

Kelly> I'm actually a psychologist.

Shepard> Really? I thought that was my job.

[jackkel dragon]

Illusive Man: Your team will have to be weak. They must be focused on their personal lives ahead of the mission. I have given you a fake psychologist to assist you in your task. Once everyone is distracted, we'll send them with a live-streaming camera to do all the dirty work while we sit back to watch while eating popcorn.

[Gavinthelocust]

Vorcha: How has your day been my good fellow, I have been very cheery today. I am sorry Mister Shepard but I must go, I have a very important business meeting I must attend. Cheerio!

[jackkel dragon]

Morlan: You are not welcome to Morlan's infamous shop. We sell terrible supplies.



Harkin: Secrets are like herpes. If ya got em, keep em.

[Brass_Buckles]

Joker> But that's just my opinion. Go tell everybody.

[jackkel dragon]

Joker: Shepard! We have to abandon ship! There's no hope!

Shepard: What happened? Are we under attack?

Joker: I wet my pants.

[Gordo Schumway]

Space Hamster: Meow

[Dark_Caduceus]

Any Team Mate: I love my dad!

Garrus: I'm not in the middle of any calibrations, got time to talk?

Tali: Wanna see my face?

Modifié par Dark_Caduceus, 04 mars 2010 - 03:14 .

[Gavinthelocust]

Shepard: I am Commander Shepard and this is my least favorite shop on the citadel.

[Dark_Caduceus]

EDI: Logging you in, Shepard.

[Politely]

Kelly: "I graduated with a degree in Psychology."

Shepard: "Is that how you were able to land a job as a secretary? Your parents must be proud."

[GuardianAngel470]

GenericPlayer2 wrote...

Tali: Geth have rights too.

Grunt: There was a picture of these kittens in the tank imprint. What does it mean?

After the Tali/Legion confrontation Tali might actually say that.

[cipher_Cero]

I am Legion.

[Seraphael]

Toiletbowl in Shepards cabin: Thanks for all the fish!

[Brass_Buckles]

Kelly> Look, Shepard, I know that you must find me attractive, but I really don't want to be intimate with you.

[Daralii]

Harbinger: While you were learning how to spell your name, I was learning... to conquer galaxies!

[Keltoris]

Harbinger:

Preserve Saren's body if possible.



Also Harbinger:

We have failed. We can't think of another way. Giving up.

[Redem0]

Mordin: Don't tell anyone but one time I had sex with two krogans boards!

[no00dylan]

EDI: The sensors are my eyes, the hulls are my skin, the drivecore, my heart.



Shepard: Where's your vagina?



EDI:... Captains cabin

[Redem0]

Come on we all know EDI a hologram basicly a talking vagina



Shepard : You know I was thinking of showing Battlestar Galactica to Tali and Legion...do you think they will like it?

[jackkel dragon]

Tali: Legion, could I have a word with you? In private?
Legion: Affirmative.
*AI Core is sealed.*
Tali: I was thinking about my race's hatred for you kind, and decided that it's wrong. Is that armor too tight? You can take it off...
Legion: What is the Creator suggesting?
Tali: I find Geth very attractive. I was thinking we could--

*Banging is heard from inside the AI Core. A synthetic voice seems to be saying "Save us! We do not wish to be part of organic mating rituals!"*