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[Inquisitor Recon]

C-Sec Turian: You humans are all accepting!



Council: Shepard, here are a million credits and access to the best equipment money can buy. Thank you so much for everything.



Tali (after Miranda scene): So I came back to the engine room and everything was a mess. Do you know anything about that?



Illusive Man: Shepard, you'll be walking into a collector trap this time, here is a detailed briefing.

[JRCHOharry]

Shepard: Is there anything i should know?
Kelly: I brought the scale itch on board dontjudgeme
Shepard: K:unsure:

[Weskerr]

Turian Councilman: "Ah yes, Reapers. We have verified those claims to be true."

Modifié par Weskerr, 04 mars 2010 - 10:36 .

[Dave the Seagull]

This is probably a Scenes We'd Like To See Round from the next MTW series.

"*in Frankie Boyles voice* They've melted all the Colonists into goo! Hang on, that's not goo!"

Modifié par Dave the Seagull, 04 mars 2010 - 10:47 .

[firest0rm]

Rana-thenoptis (asari lady you run into helping saren/okeer): i could use a career change!

Edit: khalisah al-jilani befor 3rd interveiw : i bought a helmet and filed a restraining order.

Modifié par firest0rm, 04 mars 2010 - 11:15 .

[maikanix]

Grunt: I think we should look for a diplomatic solution



TIM: There are times when humanity must sacrifice for the good of the galaxy



Kelly: I think we should keep our relationship professional.

[dipdunk]

Kalisah al-Jilani - So, Commander Shepard, two years ago you were involved <punches Shep in the face> THAT'S FOR PUNCHING ME ON AIR TWO YEARS AGO!!!!



Mess Sgt. Gardner - No one has any idea that I'm really the Shadow Broker.



Blasto - Yes, chief. This One always does things by the book. Even though mendoza killed This One's partner two weeks before he was supposed to retire, This One in no way takes it personally.

[luk3us]

Admiral Hackett - Shepard, we're sending you a fleet of warships to assist you in destroying the Collectors.



Kelly - Feed your own damn fish I have work to do, and stop flirting with me its very inappropriate!





Shepard - What kind of ship is this? Miranda walks around in a cat suit, Samara's cleavage is always in your face, and Jack. Well **** she doesn't even wear a shirt! And then Kelly, I'm not on the ship 5 minutes and she wants to sleep with me!

Illusive Man - Yes its a good bunch.

[King_Asta]

Jacob: Welcome to the Normandy Samara, I think you will be a nice addition to the team.

Shepard: Jacob get the **** out of here.

Jacob: But Commander I...?

Shepard: I said get out!

EDI: That was a bit harsh Shepard.

Shepard: Who cares. EDI tell my XO to get her genetically engineered a** up here and do her ****ing job.

Shepard: And tell Jacob that the next time my Armory Chief has an urge to brief new recruits, he will be doing it from outside the ship.

[Azorgamer]

Ashley: "You didn't even try to contact me!"

Shepard: "Yes I did, first thing I asked after coming out of a coma was about you. Then when I met the TIM I asked about you. Then when I saw Anderson, I asked about you. Nobody knew where you were."

Ashley: "Oh...you did ask about me?"

Shepard: "Yeah, absolutely, Ash, of course I would try to find out about you, I care deeply about you."

Ashley: "Oh, crap, now I totally look like a *****. Umm, so you have any space on your crew."

Shepard: "Absolutely. Wait, hold on, but I thought you were disgusted and could never work for Cerberus and thought I was a traitor for working with them."

Ashley: "Nope, I was just pissed you hadn't called."

Shepard: "Oh, that's not weird at all...(long pause)....you sure you want to join my crew?"

Ashley: "Shup up Shepard."

[Hurbster]

Shep: Hello Legion

Legion: Shepherd meatbag..

[jackkel dragon]

Legion: We will remember this when the birds come.

(Bonus points to those who know the reference.)

[guise709]

Engineer Donnely: we are gonna hit those collectors right in the mommy lips!

[BlackwindTheCommander]

Darht Jayder wrote...

Tali to Legion: Want to scan my omni-tool?

Why does this sound dirty to me?

[JbMcfee]

Random Krogan: Have a pleasant day.



... oh wait.

[Azorgamer]

Rachni Queen Representative (talking with the Rachni Queen's voice): Shepard thank you for saving me. Now that you were such an idiot and allowed my race to survive - I am growing my Rachni army and within a few decades will decimate the Alliance races. Sucker!!! Hopefully you defeat the Reapers so that we can just come in at the end and destroy what's left of your armies. And may I say again...SUCKER!!!

[jackkel dragon]

Anderson: I've survived over a hundred battles. If you see me running, try to keep up.

[tvai]

Garrus: Ah yes, Reapers.

[Gemini1179]

Jack/Miranda/Samara on Collector Ship: So... do we get enclosed environment suits with helmets too? Cause, it would totally keep us alive past the front door.



Anyone: Commander Shepard, I'd like to know a bit more about you...

[CipherNine]

Shepard: I'm...Revan!?!

[CipherNine]

Oh, and...



Turian Counciler: Ah yes "fish." The scaly, aquatic lifeform that apparently reside in the Presidium lakes. We have dissmissed that claim.