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[kcrlcats]

MaleShep: I'm gay.

[Ashwraith]

x75flames wrote...

EDI: You took out the Collector base, Cake all around!
Shepard's gone Rampant, take him down.

There. Fixed it for you. :3

Modifié par Ashwraith, 06 mars 2010 - 12:53 .

[SgtBriareos]

I'm commander Shepard and I hate this freakin' store!

[Big I]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Legion: We will remember this when the birds come.
(Bonus points to those who know the reference.)

Shale FTW

[Steel Dancer]

The Council: Actually, you're right. Just tell us what you need and we'll get it for you.

Shepard: ..but I'm scared...

Samara: So you missed my turn on "Asari gone wild"?

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT... ah hell with it, I could really do with a hug right now instead.


Legion: DUUUUUDE!

Modifié par Steel Dancer, 06 mars 2010 - 01:22 .

[Never]

apotheosic wrote...

x75flames wrote...

GIVING YOU CONTROL

THIS BENEFITS YOU.

I AM UNSURE AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU FEEL THIS.

Hahahahaha!

[jackkel dragon]

Shepard: Zaeed, we need to talk.
Zaeed: I'm reminicing about past missions. Care to listen?
Shepard: No, I actually have something I want to talk about.
Zaeed: Fine. Make it quick.
Shepard: Have a seat.
Zaeed: I don't like where this is going.
Shepard: I've been going over your dossier. Is says you founded the Blue Suns and were eventually kicked out and left for dead by Commander Vido Santiago.
Zaeed: Son of a ****. I can't believe he got away.
Shepard: About that... remember how the whole "burning building" started?
Zaeed: I was opening the front door.
Shepard: You didn't have to blow the whole station up to do that.
Zaeed: Whatever.
Shepard: Zaeed, I'll get to the point. I'm docking your pay.
Zaeed: You can't be serious.
Shepard: I am.
Zaeed: What if I don't like it?
--later...--
Joker: Hey, Commander? Is that Zaeed floating with the garbage we just ejected?

[DaKroganKillla]

no00dylan wrote...

Thane (to Kolyat): Your Mom's a ****... I called her a ****, right infront of her ******.

I LOL'd, Hard.

Also,

Anyone: I'm fed up with this orgasm! (American Dad)

Random hanar: This one is a big dumb jellyfish.

Random Reaper: On second thought, let's not go to the Citadel. Tis a silly place.

Random Reaper: New Orleans is nice this time of year! The food alone is worth the trip! *other Reapers chime in* New Orleans! New Orleans! (Almost Heroes)

Jacob: I'm sick of all these mother****ing geth on this mother****ing spaceship!

Shepard: Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Shepard to Jack: You can't spell overreaction without ovary.

[Marilynn-22]

Shepard: Hey Legion I wanted to talk to......Legion, why do you have my underware? and why is it in your, um "hole"?...



Legion:...no Data.

[jackkel dragon]

Shepard: Garrus, we need to talk.
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shepard: That's what I want to talk about.
Garrus: Fine. What is it?
Shepard: You're always calibrating the main guns. It's not healthy.
Garrus: But... I want to be with the guns.
Shepard: More than you want to do anything else?
Garrus: Yes!
--later...--
Joker: Hey, Commander, where'd Garrus go? And why are our main guns calibrating themselves every few seconds?

[Tooneyman]

Shepard: Going to lay the Smak down on your candy behind!



Shepard: Give me a hell yeah!



Shepard: Time to play the game!



Joker: By the way, I think your stupid commander!



Tali: Shepards why are you hairy down there?

[jackkel dragon]

Joker: To be honest, I'm not all that into ships. I'm not very crippled, either. I just do it all for the chicks.

[LebatomiBeni]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Shepard: You will do anything I say?
Samara: If you make me do anything extremely dishonorable, I may have to spank you Shepard.

LOLOL Oh, if only.

[jackkel dragon]

**ring ring ring**
Elcor: Joyful, hello.
Shepard: Um....yes, uh..i was wondering, is your refridgerator running?
Elcor: Curious uncertainty, yeeeaah.
Shepard: Well you better go catch it!
Elcor: Unapproving, that was a cruel thing human. **click**

(Not mine, saw it somewhere and it fit.)

[NvVanity]

Udina: Anderson we need to talk about...Shepard? Oh good! It is a pleasure to see you shall I go fetch us some tea and talk about how good of a job your doing?

[Redem0]

Shepard: Tali!

Tali: Who are you?

"its's me Shepard!"

"Oh yeah prove it! take off your helmet!"

"I....can't!"

Alternate version for CE owner

"Tali!"

"Wow the Guyver know my name! I'm your biggest fan!"

Modifié par Redem0, 07 mars 2010 - 05:04 .

[Canned Bullets]

Shepard: Of course Jack, the mission and humanity can **** off, lets play pirate.

[jackkel dragon]

Canned Bullets wrote...

Shepard: Of course Jack, the mission and humanity can **** off, lets play pirate.

Jack: Uh, Shepard? I was kidding.

[Mr Chief]

Tali: I never thought you would see my face, so I'm gona get a transparent mask next chance I get.

[Tamyn]

Garrus: Oh sure Shepard. I've ****ed lots of human women before. You're just another notch on the bedpost, baby.

Thane: I'm so excited! This will be the best adventure ever!

Kelly: **** off!

Jack: You should come down here more often. At the next port we could even go shopping together!

Jacob: I'm so sad I'll never get a chance to make things up with my father. *cries*

Liara: I thought about leaving your body with the Collectors, but then I figured I had nothing better to do, so what the hell? I'd go save your sorry ass.

Joker: I missed you so much Shepard! I never got the chance to properly thank you for what you did for me two years ago. I owe you my life!

Modifié par Tamyn, 07 mars 2010 - 08:14 .

[Stephenc13]

Grunt: Anyone got a nutter butter?



Garrus: What the hell is that?

[jackkel dragon]

A few things I found somewhere:

Doctor Chakwas: Hmm... *scratches her chin* As I feared, you're exhibiting signs of what may be the early stages of a Thorian spore infection. Just to be on the safe side I'm going to prescribe you some antibiotics. Take two of these daily until you finish the bottle and see me again in two weeks for a reassessment.
Commander Shepard: Whoa, whoa...! *raising his hands, clearly distressed* Doc, you don't understand. I'm a biotic...

*Legion busts a move*
Legion: Shepard- Commander.
Shepard: I... I have to get back to work...
Legion: Acknowledged... ****

[LOST GAM3R]

Miranda: "I'm fat! *sniff* Look at me! I'm ugly!"

[Lightice_av]

Shepard: "Damn your 'I'm busy' crap! We're going to talk right now!"