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[Kileyan]

Oh the galaxy will end and we'll all die and be erased from memory forever.



I'll give you this weapon enhancement for free if it helps!

[Tooneyman]

Edi: Loggin you in Shepard!

[CrookedAsylum]

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Legion, why are you watching me shower.
Legion: No data.
Shepard: And why is the bathroom door locked?
Legion: Please hold still and remove that towel. We are trying to build consensus.

HAH.

[Kaz]

Thane: I don't remember
All squad members (except Jacob): Enough about me, how are you doing?

Modifié par unknownuser, 09 mars 2010 - 07:13 .

[Reptilian Rob]

Nihlus: "Shepard, you want to..........make out right here on Eden Prime before I'm shot?"

[Jax Sparrow]

Chakwas: So commander? wanna have roll?  help me calibrate these medical beds?

Liara:  Absolutely Commander, I'll help you save the galaxy yet again;  lets go right now! no strings attached!

Sha'ira: I didn't tell you last time, but you have a two year old daughter.

Oriana: Mind if I join you with my sister?

*  Yes my mind is in the gutter... or I am playing Dragon Age: Origins... I forget which is the cause of what.

[Bwaksson]

unknownuser wrote...

Thane: I don't remember

Epic!

Aethyta: Sure babe! Sex comming right up. Havn't cleaned the bar in ages anyway.

[falco117]

Garrus: dad was right all along, i should've stayed in c sec and not join shepard or start a mercanary group

[Steel Dancer]

Jack: ..so I was thinking I'd brighten the place up with some sunshine yellow paint, some ribbons...



Udina: Ah, good to see you Shepard, what can I do to help you today?

[GrimPlacid]

Sovereign: *giggles* Hey, Shepard, why did the reaper cross the road?

Zaeed: Shepard, have you seen my pyjamas?

Mordin: Zzzzzzzz....

Kelly: I dislike turtles.

[dipdunk]

<Shepard looking through his new copy of Fornax>



KELLY?!?!?!?!?

[Steel Dancer]

dipdunk wrote...
<Shepard looking through his new copy of Fornax>

KELLY?!?!?!?!?

No, no, no.. this thread is about things characters wouldn't say...

[Redem0]

A more correct one would be



"Saren!?!?"

[FiveThreeTen]

Miranda : " I used to be obese "



Kelly : " Commander, you're so profoundly not my type it's astounding."

[Silthalis]

***The reaper fleet arrives in citadel space***



Asari council member: So Executor Pallin, I think you owe me a few credits, and YOU get to call Shepard to say we were wrong.

[Bwaksson]

Harbinger: Great work everyone! Let's go home for some Liquid Human!



He might say that though. All that "Ignore the fallen" stuff might be psychological warfare.

He's probably good at knitting with all those arms...has he got thumbs?

[Lockler]

Wrex: Commander.



Shepard: Urdnot.

[ObserverStatus]

Ashley: Liara, we may not always get along, but I respect you as a professional.

Liara: ****, don't act like you know me.

[Gavinthelocust]

Any LI: I've thought it over and I don't want this

[Astromaniac]

EDI: I like seeing humans on their toes.

Bachelor party Turian: Im only here for the Asari.

Legion: Data avaliable.

[Redem0]

Samara: Shepard would you be interested to come skiny dip with me and Miranda in my hot tub?

[Maginipowfire]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

Any LI: I've thought it over and I don't want this

Well, actually Tali says something like that. 

[Karstedt]

Garrus: I got a turtle 'ead pokin' out!

[Azaleliath]

Harbringer: GIVING DIRECT CONTROL

[Onyx Jaguar]

Wrex: No don't melt the Rachni. What my ancestors did to them was terrible.



(followed by)



Wrex: You will not regret this Shepard