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[Onyx Jaguar]

AT END:



Garrus: Open the relays we must save the council (followed by)

Wrex: This problem is bigger than humanity open the relays



Combine that with any two party members and conversely for the argument to hold the humans back

[jackkel dragon]

Illusive Man: Shepard. You're making a habit of pissing me off.

Illusive Man: Shepard, you're fired.
Shepard: But I'm the only one who can save the galaxy!
Illusive Man: Don't worry, I found a few suitable replacements. You may know some of them.
*Shepard turns around. He sees Joker, Conrad, and Duncan.*
Joker: Suck it, Commander!

[Link Ashland 614]

Legion: Shepard-Commander, I was talking with the ship's computer.

Shepard: And?

Legion: She hates me.



Hope someone knows where that comes from.

[NauticalInsanity]

Anyone one the Citadel while you have Legion with you:



"Holy Krogan Bloodmistresses! That's a Geth!"

[Link Ashland 614]

Grunt: I.AM.FEMALE!!!

[Kwom Masbag]

TIM: Shepard...I'm pregnant. 

((What?  It perfectly fits the rules! ))

Joker: I'm thinking of taking up bull fighting, Shepard, what do you think?

((Oh, wait...))

Modifié par Kwom Masbag, 10 mars 2010 - 03:28 .

[jackkel dragon]

Conrad: Since you sell red sand here, you might want to call it "Sandy Paradise." It's got a nice ring to it. And I might not have to kill you.
Asari Bartender: Do you know what a singularity is?

Joker: I've had enough of your petty insults. [Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!]
Kalisa al-Jalani (reporter): Ah ****!
*Joker, possessed by Harbinger, punches the reporter in the face. Her face melts into a milkshake.*

Duncan: Might I have a moment to speak?
Joker: We really don't have the time.
Duncan: But the Blight threatens all.
Joker: So do the Reapers. Get your own story.

Shepard: I noticed that I have some new "upgrades." I hope you haven't replaced anything too important.
Illusive Man: I'm sorry Shepard... we couldn't save your... private organs...
--ALTERNATE--
Illusive Man: I'm sure you'll be pleased with the "performance" of your new "vital organs."

[Steel Dancer]

(With Shepard in Morinths apartment just as Samara walks in)



*Samara and Morinth exchange dialogue while Shepard quietly sits and does nothing*



*ShepardThoughts* "...is this gonna turn into a mother/daughter cat-fight?"



*Hits Omnitool Record*



"Heh"

[glitter_guld]

Anyone really: "Shepard, I don't wanna die!"

[KentGoldings]

Tali; You know, I'm naked under this environment suit.

[Redem0]

Conrad: I've decided to compile a list of fact about Commander Shepard

[Bundin]

Harbinger: Establishing battlefield control. Standby!

cookie for spotting the reference

[Arhka]

Garrus: Yeah, just finished those calibrations.



Joker: I hate leather seats.

[KentGoldings]

Ashley/Kaiden: I don't trust Cerberus, but I think I'll cut you some slack because that whole Galaxy saving thing two years ago shows that you have pretty good judgment in matters that involve galactic Armageddon. And, as long as you happen to be in the neighborhood, you should stop by my quarters for some no-strings attached nostalgia sex.

[sonsonthebia07]

AccursedOdin wrote...

Grunt: Woah, woah, woah. Let's just put down the guns and talk about this..

Grunt (in a horrible English accent): Would you like a spot of tea, Shepard?

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Bundin wrote...

Harbinger: Establishing battlefield control. Standby!
cookie for spotting the reference

Command & Conquer?

On topic:
Admiral Hackett: Shepard we have a situation Commander.
Shepard: What do you need me to do Admiral?
Admiral Hackett: I need you to fly out to a planet in the arse end of nowhere to kill some generic Pirates or Mercaneries because the rest of the Alliance is too much of a lazy bunch of ****s to do it themselves.
*awkward silence*
Hackett: And on the way back I want you to pick up some more throat losanges for me.

[The Governator]

EDI: Examining your prostate.

[KentGoldings]

Shepard: Let me get this straight. I work with a secret organization with enough resources to operate a shadow fleet, resurrect me from death, rebuild the Normandy and hire a top notch crew and I still have to scrounge through planetary locations for resources and cash...not to mention fend-for-yourself weapons...

[DigitalBrute]

julian08 wrote...

During suicide mission

Harbinger: Hey, where r u Shep?
Shepard: I'm in ur base, killin ur doodz!
Harbinger: WTF SRSLY?!

Oh, you made me lol. You get a cookie

[DigitalBrute]

 Shepard walks into AI Core

Legion: *Boots Up*, Shepard-Commander
Shepard: I should go
Legion: *shuts down* 

Modifié par DigitalBrute, 10 mars 2010 - 08:02 .

[Mr Chief]

Samara: Actually I used to be a stripper. Where else would I get an outfit like this?

[jackkel dragon]

Grunt: I like strawberries.

Grunt: Does this dress make me look fat?

Okeer: You're such an amazing son!
Not-Perfect Krogan: I am perfect.
Okeer: Good boy!

Warden Kuril: Keep all the prisoners alive if you can! Make sure to kill Jack!

Mordin: If we open the cryo pod, all cells on block open. No other way to release Jack.
Shepard: Screw this. I'm not fighting to "pick up my package."

Warden Kuril: I'm sorry Shepard. I needed some time alone with you before you leave.
Shepard: Does it have to be in a cell?

Tali: Great. We just wait here until they kill us?
Garrus: Yeah, it's terrible. I really wish I hadn't ticked off all of the major merc bands in the Terminus.
Shepard: Payback's a ****.

Mordin: Can't leave clinic. Must spread plauge. Result analysis pending.

Mordin: Shepard! I needed that plauge! Why did you cure it?
Shepard: Because I'm not screwing around. Get on the ship, old salarian.

Jacob: Do you really think he's capable of that, Miranda?
Miranda: He might be.

Jacob: Pop-quiz, Shepard! Why'd you leave a friend to die on Virmire?
Shepard: I had to--
Jacob: Time's up! You FAIL!

Illusive Man: I trust you met Jacob?
Shepard: Yeah. He's a real ass.
Illusive Man: Every morning I ask myself why I hired him.