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[A Blind Bandit]

Shepard: I can't fire the CAIN!!

EDI: You must construct additional pylons.

[mybudgee]

Legion: Shepard-commander, we require assisstance in locating the huge piece of hardware missing from our torso.



Mordin: Are these pot-brownies?

[PandemicFear]

Darht Jayder wrote...

Shepard to Harbinger after taking the Collector base:

"All your base are belong to us"

Ah, you thought of this too? Good, but I think TIM would be better.

[jackkel dragon]

(Male) Shepard: Take a bite out of my sausage.

Kal'Reegor: I was planning on sitting back and watching the show.

Tali: Losing my entire team for some data that will be ignored until it's too late? Totally worth it.

Samara: If you keep me in the station for too long, I may have to find some way to occupy my time...

Thane: This was my first mission. I can't believe it actually worked.

Zaeed: I got quite a few credits from your Illusive Man to fight for you. So I'm going into hiding, become a crime lord or something. I already got the money.

Niftu Cal ("Biotic God"): These drugs aren't working. I feel weaker than before.

Administrator Anoleas: Shepard! I've been hoping I'd have the chance to see you! *Dumps his work on the floor.* How's it shapin'?

Jacob: How hard did they sodding hit you?

Illusive Man: You must submit yourself to the taint.

Udina: Shepard... I am your father!

Turian Councilor: I've got them fooled, Shepard. They all think I hate you. Here's my codes for emergency cash. I'm sure you'll need all the help you can get against these Reapers.

Keeper: We come in peace to fix your station.

Chorban: No! We can't disturb the Keepers!

Fist: You know, maybe the Shadow Broker is the forgiving type.
Wrex: Or not.

AI: Destonation in sixty seconds.
Wrex: I don't think so. I say NOW! *Kicks the AI, it explodes.*

Shepard: I'll do anything it takes to help the Alliance.
Hackett: You don't need to do anything, Shepard. We're firing you next week anyway.

[HAGA NAGA]

Ecael wrote...

I enjoy the sight of humans standing up.

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...

That is a fact.

dude Edi's joke was soooo innapropriate while the ship's crew was being abducted. no tact whatsoever.

[Sailears]

Barla Von: Normally this information would cost a small fortune. In your case I'll make an exception. One million credits.

[Milician]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my most hated store on the Citadel.



Jack: Shepard, that was a little mean wasn't it?



Mordin: Anything in full sentences,

[Mooner911]

Shepard: Where the hell's the TP?

Space Hamster: Meep

[Vaenier]

Harbringer: I am a monument to all your sins!

[jackkel dragon]

Harbinger: Shepard, I am your father!

Harbinger: *Turns out to be a mentor character.* Shepard, there is something I must tell you. To defeat the ArchReaper, you must sacrifice your own life, or the life of the one you love.
Admiral Daro'Xen: There is another way, Shepard.
*(I never want to hear that...)*

Proto-Reaper: *sees Shepard* Hi mommy!
*Shepard attacks.*
Proto-Reaper: Why don't you love me, mommy? *It cries.*

Harbinger: The Reapers are wimps compared to humans.

Sovereign: I'm thinking of converting to communism.

Illusive Man: Shepard. What do you have to report?
Shepard: Where's your cigar?
Illusive Man: Ditched the habit. I eat sunflower seeds now.
*Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.*

[DoNotResistHate]

Tali: Shepard is that a Cain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Shepard: Oh sorry I like to sleep with it under my pillow. 

Tali:  That does explain why your always trying to pop your neck

Modifié par DoNotResistHate, 12 mars 2010 - 03:58 .

[jackkel dragon]

Shepard: *Over intercomm* Tali, come to the CIC. *Switch frequencies.* Kasumi, come to the CIC.
*later...*
Shepard: Tali, I can understand not seeing your face. You insist on wearing tinted glass masks.
Tali: It's for protection. And I just like purple.
Shepard: Right. Kasumi, do you have a reason that you won't show your face.
Kasumi: ...I don't have a face.

[DoNotResistHate]

Harbinger after you blow up the Collector base.



Harbinger: This is triumph, I'm making a note here "huge success". It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[Steel Dancer]

Mordin: Wow Shep, just chill out and slow down maaaaaan...

[goatman42]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Illusive Man: Shepard. What do you have to report?
Shepard: Where's your cigar?
Illusive Man: Ditched the habit. I eat sunflower seeds now.
*Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.*

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Oh god, I should totally know this! Man... this is going to drive me insane now!

[jackkel dragon]

goatman42 wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Illusive Man: Shepard. What do you have to report?
Shepard: Where's your cigar?
Illusive Man: Ditched the habit. I eat sunflower seeds now.
*Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.*

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Oh god, I should totally know this! Man... this is going to drive me insane now!

Hint: It's not actually said this way, and it's from a movie. That should help. (Not really.)

Shepard: I can't believe I got away with stealing the sunflower seeds.

[kmcd5722]

jackkel dragon wrote...

goatman42 wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Illusive Man: Shepard. What do you have to report?
Shepard: Where's your cigar?
Illusive Man: Ditched the habit. I eat sunflower seeds now.
*Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.*

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Oh god, I should totally know this! Man... this is going to drive me insane now!

Hint: It's not actually said this way, and it's from a movie. That should help. (Not really.)

Shepard: I can't believe I got away with stealing the sunflower seeds.

SANDLOT. DUH.

"Ah yes "Reapers," we've accepted that claim."

[anmiro]

The Illusive Man: "Maybe killing innocent people isn't such a good idea?"

[EricHVela]

Alenko to MaleShep: "I've always loved you. Take me, you fool!"

[jackkel dragon]

kmcd5722 wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

goatman42 wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Illusive Man: Shepard. What do you have to report?
Shepard: Where's your cigar?
Illusive Man: Ditched the habit. I eat sunflower seeds now.
*Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.*

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Oh god, I should totally know this! Man... this is going to drive me insane now!

Hint: It's not actually said this way, and it's from a movie. That should help. (Not really.)

Shepard: I can't believe I got away with stealing the sunflower seeds.

SANDLOT. DUH.

Oh. I was thinking of Holes. (Mr. Sir and the Illusive Man must be brothers.)

Shepard: Who are you texting?
Illusive Man: It's my brother, Mr. Sir.
Shepard: Mr. Sir? Does anyone in your family have a real name?
Illusive Man: We just use our screen names. It reduces confusion.

[kmcd5722]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Oh. I was thinking of Holes. (Mr. Sir and the Illusive Man must be brothers.)

I hope for my sake you are wrong, for if I confused one quotes from one of the greatest videos of all time, so help my soul before the Great Hambino.

Kelly:  You don't have unread spam messages at your private terminal.  I deleted them for you, how else would I know?   

[NauticalInsanity]

Turian Council Member: Welcome to the Grey Wardens Commander Shepard

[Cube404]

IF I MUST PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER SHEPHERD, I MAY CONSIDER IT.

[EricHVela]

Shepard: I'm just glad I was able to save both of you. (To Kaiden/Ashley or City/Spaceport)