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[glitter_guld]

Shepard (to TIM): "Why did you do what you did on Akuze?"

TIM:"I am sorry."

[glitter_guld]

Internet Kraken wrote...

Vorcha: We respectfully disagree with Captain Gavron's assessment of our behavior on Omega. Please inform him that we will not be killing anyone, today or in the future. Good day.

That is the absolute winner IMHO! Every time I play that place I recall this and LMAO.

[apotheosic]

DigitalBrute wrote...

 Shepard walks into AI Core

Legion: *Boots Up*, Shepard-Commander
Shepard: I should go
Legion: *shuts down* 

Legion: Windows is a structural weakness, Geth prefer Linux.

[UnknownVisitor]

Azorgamer wrote...

Turian Council member:
"Ah, Reapers *facepalm* dammit I knew we'd forgotten something!"
Asari Council member:
"How could we have forgotten *facepalm*"
Salarian Council member:
"Shepard you will have all the resources from the Council you need to accomplish this task," looks over to Asari and Turian, "and you two, please stop embarassing yourselves."

 Lol. 

[JustAnotherVoice]

Grunt: I didn't want to say anything in front of Wrex, but...

Shep: "But...?"

Grunt: He was right. I'm a quint *drops pants*

[Skilled Seeker]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Harbinger: Shepard, I am your father!

Harbinger: *Turns out to be a mentor character.* Shepard, there is something I must tell you. To defeat the ArchReaper, you must sacrifice your own life, or the life of the one you love.
Admiral Daro'Xen: There is another way, Shepard.
*(I never want to hear that...)*

Proto-Reaper: *sees Shepard* Hi mommy!
*Shepard attacks.*
Proto-Reaper: Why don't you love me, mommy? *It cries.*

Harbinger: The Reapers are wimps compared to humans.

Sovereign: I'm thinking of converting to communism.

Illusive Man: Shepard. What do you have to report?
Shepard: Where's your cigar?
Illusive Man: Ditched the habit. I eat sunflower seeds now.
*Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.*

HOLES!  

Can I haz cake naw?

P.S the book was out WAAAY before the movie and it has that line too

Modifié par Skilled Seeker, 15 mars 2010 - 01:08 .

[Ashira Shepard]

(firstly, an impossible dream of mine)
Samara: To hell with the code! *drags femshep away to her cabin*

Shepard: *runs out of the AI core looking disturbed*
Chakwas: What's wrong?
Shepard: EDI and Legion...*shivers*
Chakwas: Shepard?
Shepard: What has been seen...cannot be unseen.

Shepard (faithful to ME1 LI): I went through hell to save the galaxy once, I've gone through hell ONCE AGAIN to save it a second time; and I don't get any huggles at least? Screw this - you can save your own asses next time! *pouts*

Shepard: KROGAN HEADBUTT! *does*
Uvenk: *sniffle* Meanie! *runs away crying*

Legion: Pew! Pew!

Liara: It's been two years - Nyxeris, lock the door. *throws Shepard down on her desk*

(more like what I wanted to happen)
TIM: Ah, Commander Shepard, good to see you-
Shepard: AKUZE BIATCH! *roundhouse kicks him from the hologram*

EDI: Shepard, Grunt has a newfound fixation.
Shepard: Hm?
EDI: Espresso.
Shepard: Oh shi-
Grunt: *runs through the ship* KROGAAAAAAAN!

[Jarcander]

Batarian: Freedom is any persons basic right! Down with slavery!



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Hanar: This one is an atheist.



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Elcor: *excited* Hey man! What's up? *secretive* I know we're supposed to speak all monotone, but I just can't do it anymore.



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Shepard: Can we just concentrate on the mission? And no violence. We should talk about how to solve this peacefully with the Collectors.

[The Governator]

Udina: Shepard... I am your father!

LMAO!

[Relix28]

TIM: *doesn't inhale cigarete smoke* Shepard.....

Erinya: I love racial diversity in the Galaxy.

Miranda: I don't want to talk about my extensive genetic modification. Let's talk about something else instead.

Legion: We are Heretic's.

Grunt: Is all this killing really necessary? Let just talk about this.

Mordin: The genophage was a MISTAKE! Poor Krogan, what have we done?

Jacob: (talks about his father) Hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Garrus: Shepard, I think we should let Harkin go.

Zaeed: Aw shiat, I should have found a better way in. Quick, let's save those workers before they burn to death. Vido can wait.

[thegreateski]

EDI: Shepard, Grunt has a newfound fixation.

Shepard: Hm?

EDI: Espresso.

Shepard: Oh shi-

Grunt: *runs through the ship* KROGAAAAAAAN!

Love this.

[JeanLuc761]

apotheosic wrote...
Legion: Windows is a structural weakness, Geth prefer Linux.

I almost collapsed laughing.  Well done

[Mcjon01]

FemShep: Let's just be friends.

[NvVanity]

Asari Councilor: Yes Ambassador we agree that the geth attacks are of great concern and that your evidence is conclusive.

Salarian Councilor: A traumatized dock worker is great evidence.

Saren: I agree with these accusations, Nihlus was a fellow spectre and a dick.

[8erserker]

Legion: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... I've got a shooting pain down all the diodes on my left side. I mean, I've asked for them to be checked, but nobody ever listens... Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to mention it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those doors..."

EDI (as the doors open): Huuuummm-ahhhhh.... Thank you for making this door very happy!

Legion: Life! Don't talk to me about life!

[glitter_guld]

Illusion of choice:

TIM: "Shepard, you have to save this Collector's base. Think about all those thousands of humans in tanks!
   Paragon -> I don't trust you! I will never work with Cerbrus! This base is evil and must be destroyed!!! Bum...
   Renegade -> To hell with humans! It is too dangerous to leave it behind! Bum, bum, bum...

Modifié par glitter_guld, 15 mars 2010 - 07:18 .

[jackkel dragon]

glitter_guld wrote...

Illusion of choice:

TIM: "Shepard, you have to save this Collector's base. Think about all those thousands of humans in tanks!
   Paragon -> I don't trust you! I will never work with Cerbrus! This base is evil and must be destroyed!!! Bum...
   Renegade -> To hell with humans! It is too dangerous to leave it behind! Bum, bum, bum...

He is the "Illusive" Man.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 15 mars 2010 - 09:47 .

[Daewan]

Jorran Khaar wrote...

Legion: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... I've got a shooting pain down all the diodes on my left side. I mean, I've asked for them to be checked, but nobody ever listens... Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to mention it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those doors..."
EDI (as the doors open): Huuuummm-ahhhhh.... Thank you for making this door very happy!
Legion: Life! Don't talk to me about life!

  Marvin!

Garrus:  Forget disrupting the crew.  We're going to have sex on every single flat surface on the Normandy.
femShep:  *swoon*

Jacob:  You know what, Commander?  I respect you too much to jeopordize our working relationship.
femShep:  Finally.

Thane:  Wear the snake charmer outfit.  I'll be in your cabin in ten minutes.
femShep:  *swoon*

Miranda/Tali/Jack:  One moment, Shepard, I'm adding a new dialogue tree so you can seduce me.
femShep:  *swoon*

[glitter_guld]

Daewan wrote...

Jorran Khaar wrote...

Legion: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... I've got a shooting pain down all the diodes on my left side. I mean, I've asked for them to be checked, but nobody ever listens... Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to mention it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those doors..."
EDI (as the doors open): Huuuummm-ahhhhh.... Thank you for making this door very happy!
Legion: Life! Don't talk to me about life!

  Marvin!

Garrus:  Forget disrupting the crew.  We're going to have sex on every single flat surface on the Normandy.
femShep:  *swoon*

Jacob:  You know what, Commander?  I respect you too much to jeopordize our working relationship.
femShep:  Finally.

Thane:  Wear the snake charmer outfit.  I'll be in your cabin in ten minutes.
femShep:  *swoon*

Miranda/Tali/Jack:  One moment, Shepard, I'm adding a new dialogue tree so you can seduce me.
femShep:  *swoon*

Kelly: I am tired to wait until you ditch All the other members of your team. Can we go and feed your fish Now...?
femShep: *swoon*

[Arhka]

Legion: What hole? This platform did not detect anything wrong with its structural integrity.

[ObserverStatus]

Miranda: Collector Base producing at 350% projected capacity, far beyond our expectations

TIM * Pulls out prosthetic eyes and turns to Miranda*

TIM: I am more interested in Bastila. What news do you have of the young Jedi?

[LOST GAM3R]

Tali (after romance): "Can I have my money now?"

[Bwaksson]

Morinth: Not now. I have a headache

Legion: We are the geth. Resistance is futile.

Femshep: Why d'you use my armour to repair yourself?
Legion: We like wearing womens clothes.
Femshep: *stare*
Legion: And grey is TOTALLY our colour you know?

Thane(To Jacob/Garrus): Try telling them you're dying. Works every time.

[binaryemperor]

Tali: Go for the olfactory sensors! THE OLFACTORY SENSORS!

Aethyta: What can I get for you? Please say sex, the counter is very dirty.

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Sovereign: The importance of our existence and your extinction is a cycle far beyond your comprehension.

Shepard: yeah right. lemme guess: you guys just get lonely over there in darkspace and you come back to gatecrash our bimillicentennial intergalactic kegger and indoctrinate all of our women?

Sovereign:..... No... No, that's... not true.... We, uh.... Seek immortality, yeah. Immortality.

Shepard: Immortality? You mean like every other stock villain out there? Yeah right, I think you just want to steal all the alien brew you can carry back to darkspace.

Sovereign: Enough, the importance of beer and women to us is part of a cycle far beyond your comprehension.
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Harbinger: Ah yes, the "Council" *giant air quote with awesome ship tentacles*. A series of races hidden in the widow nebula; supposedly competent leaders. We have dismissed that claim.

Modifié par binaryemperor, 16 mars 2010 - 12:15 .