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[SelphieSK]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander somehow accomplished copulation with us.
Kelly: Well, why are you talking to me, Legion? Did it "hurt"?
Legion: We have reached consensus. Geth can be traumatized.

ROFL
Poor Legion...

[LadyLuminary]

Shepard (to Mordin): So, hotpants, what are you doing later?

[Paddy McG]

Miranda: This catsuit's giving me a wedgie.

Jack (to Shep, in his cabin): Maybe you're right... that I need... to learn morris dancing.

Tali (in combat) Eat lead, mother****er!

Modifié par Paddy McG, 18 mars 2010 - 05:34 .

[Ashira Shepard]

*hears Tali's voice saying that* *snerk!* pfahahaha! XD

[Reaper27]

Ashley: Do you really think Cerberus can be trusted?

Shepard: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.



Shepard: Okay, it'll take a couple of hours for the Reaper IFF to activate. We'll just sit tight and plan the mission. Nobody leaves this room.

Garrus: That's boring, can't we all take the shuttle and get a pizza?

Shepard: Oh alright,.



(Removes Tali's mask)

Shepard: Aaaarrrghh!!!!!!!

[Goodwood]

Key: In all these, Shepard is female.



EDI: The Reaper IFF is still being installed, Shepard. I suggest you take a shuttle for this mission.

Shepard: We've still got a few bits and knobs to pick up, first. Can you hold off on that? Triple-check the code, or something? It's awfully cramped in that Kodiak.

EDI: Very well Commander, logging you out.



Samara: Does this outfit make my rear end look fat?

Shepard: A bit. You want to go to the gym and work on it? Cerberus provided a top-flight exercise machine.

Samara: That would be most appreciated.

Shepard: I think I'll join you. Rupert's cooking went straight to my arse.



Shepard: Grunt, what is best in life?

Grunt: Battlemaster, to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Shepard: Correct.



Jack: Hey Shepard, do you think I could get a space hamster?



Shepard: Engineering, we need more power down there!

Tali: I'm giving her all she's got, Commander, I can't give her no more!

Ken: Hey, you stole my line!

Gabby: You're such a dog, Ken.

[jackkel dragon]

Miranda: Do you want to hear your Miranda rights?
Shepard: You certainly have the right to remain silent.

[Reaper27]

Grunt: I need a name... Hmm... "This". It was one of the last words he said. It has no meaning. It will do.



Harbinger: Your form is fragile.

Shepard: That's what she said.

Harbinger: ...... Grow up.



Samara: Know that until I arrive, you will be in grave danger. She will be planning to inflict horrors on you. If you are not careful, you will want her to.

Shepard: Heh! Sounds like my kind of alien.

[jackkel dragon]

Anderson: Who wants a hug?

[McBodman]

Ashley: you know shepard, I've realized you're right, I do need to stop injecting myself with shark testosterone and be less manly.

[Unit-Alpha]

Nozybidaj wrote...

Lines that ME characters would never say.

Liara: And when I find the Shadow Broker, I hit him with a biotic field so strong that what's left of his body will fit into a coffee cup.

^Win

Modifié par Unit-Alpha, 20 mars 2010 - 08:56 .

[McBodman]

Mordin to maleshep: Hey come here big boy *slaps malesheps butt*

Maleshep to Mordin: Oh Mordin, you're a bad boy.

[jackkel dragon]

Zaeed: I am an apple.

Saren: Don't worry, I won't kill you. I just would appreaciate some information.

Jacob: Shh... I'm really an Alliance spy in Cerberus. They won't know what hit them!

Tali: Shepard, let us take Veetor.
Shepard: Okay.
*Tali takes Veetor outside. A gunshot is heard. Tali walks back in.*
Shepard: I thought you said he needed medical treatment?
Tali: He doesn't now.

[NauticalInsanity]

Jack: [On the phone] Hello? Hi, is this Smiley's Tattoo Removal? Oh, great! Yeah, I'm looking to schedule an appointment. When would I like it? As soon as possible. Please. Yes, Monday works great! Oh, and you might want to sign me up for about three or four time slots, thanks!

[thegreateski]

binaryemperor wrote...

Harbinger: Ah yes, the "Council" *giant air quote with awesome ship tentacles*. A series of races hidden in the widow nebula; supposedly competent leaders. We have dismissed that claim.

I don't think this can be topped.

[DaKroganKillla]

Random Cerberus office worker on Minuteman Station: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the viewport, and I could see the space hamsters, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the space station on fire...

[jackkel dragon]

DaKroganKillla wrote...

Random Cerberus office worker on Minuteman Station: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the viewport, and I could see the space hamsters, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the space station on fire...

Office Space?

Illusive Man: Um.... yeah. Would you... yeah... would you like to... work on Saturday? Oh... yeah... Sunday too...

[Reaper27]

Miranda: It's your call Shepard. Who do you want to send into the vents?

Shepard: Me.

[Images]

Aria: Did you know that 60 percent of my profits go to charity and all my bar staff get dental while the strippers all have funding for part-time courses at Omegá tech? I don't even like crime. I'm just misunderstood.

[DaKroganKillla]

jackkel dragon wrote...


Office Space?

Yep. And in case it hasn't been posted yet:

Legion in vents on suicide mission: Now we know what a TV dinner feels like,

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: (Talking to Dr. Qian) What is this ****? "Sovereign?" "Reapers?" A way to control the Geth? You're kidding me! (Grabs the doctor.) You're under arrest for ticking me off!

Anderson: We have to gun down all the innocent civilians. It's the only way we'll get into the base unnoticed.
Saren: Besides the fatal flaw that we would be noticed, that's a little too extreme for my tastes.

Skarr: Wanna learn how to dance?

Ambassador Goyle: It's just politics, Anderson.
Ambassador Udina: Enough with this political BS! (Punch.)

Collector: We want all of your childhood toys.
Shadow Broker: Only if you buy me a pony.

Greyson: Damn it, I knew I should have switched to Hallex.

Illusive Man: I'm having a baby!
Greyson: ...Leave me out of it.

Gillian: I suck at school.
Greyson: You little... (Shoots her.)

Golo: It's hug-a-quarian day!

Lemm: Kahlee Sanders? (Gunshot.) Now no one will learn what you know.

Saren: I'm late.
Anderson: Stupid turian.
Saren: Look, I know we hate each other. But we have to work together.
Anderson: ****** off. I know what I'm doing.

Saren: Group hug!

[Akeashar]

My brain melted at having ME novels 'What they'd never say' hmmm... lessee:



Kahlee Sanders: So you're that Commander Shepard lady that everyone's been talking about?



Greyson Reaper: Resistance is futile!



TIM: I give up. All my plans not involving Shepard have collapsed. I'm just going to stay home and watch Sailor Moon on my surround wall display.