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[LebatomiBeni]

Jorran Khaar wrote...

Legion: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... I've got a shooting pain down all the diodes on my left side. I mean, I've asked for them to be checked, but nobody ever listens... Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to mention it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those doors..."
EDI (as the doors open): Huuuummm-ahhhhh.... Thank you for making this door very happy!
Legion: Life! Don't talk to me about life!

lolwut


Saren: One, I never kill anyone without a reason. Two, I can always find a reason to kill someone.
Random merc: ...That.. doesn't make any sense. Who gave you spectre status?!
Saren: (cries) Don't judge me!

[KainrycKarr]

Kaidan: My headaches are gone!

Liara: F**k the Shadowbroker. There's more important things to do!

Garrus: Sure, we can talk. These calibrations can wait.

Jack: I've decided to take Anger Management.

Grunt: Let's negotiate.

Mordin: *anything at a normal pace of voice*

Samara: There's nothing in the Code about this. *Ziiiip*

Tali: Go f*** yourself, weirdo, I'd rather not get an infection.

Miranda: You know, I've had a pretty good life.

Anderson: You ready to be all you can be, Shepard?

Harbinger: Assuming indirect control!

Wrex: Commander.

Zaeed: Let's go be big gosh darn heroes.

Saren: It's about time the humans were recognized as the potentially valuable allies they are!

Kelly: I think you should know...this is my first time...

Kasumi, when seeing the reaper larvae: GOJIRA!

Joker: Ba-bawk-bawk-bawk, ba-bawk-bawk-bawk, ba-bawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk! (Bawk!)

EDI: lol sup Gaius





Shepard, to the Council: I tried to warn you about Saren and Sovereign and look what happened! F*ck your "Spectre Status"!

Turian Councilor to Shepard: lol u mad bro

Salarian Councilor to Turian Councilor: ya he mad

Asari Councilor to other Councilors: lololol

[jackkel dragon]

Shepard: You run Omega?
Aria: I am the Shadow Broker!
Shepard:... (opens comm channel) Liara? I found the Shadow Broker.
Liara: ....Don't want it.

Gillian: Look at my biotics!
Hendel: Let's show your dad!

Batarian Merc: Show me the batarian women.
Saren: Ha! You're picking a batarian so you must be... (Sees that the merc is batarian.) ...normal.

Saren: Where do you think they put that human I used as bait? I'd hate for her to get hurt...
Anderson: Screw her. Keep your mind on the objective.

(Eezo factory blows up.)
Anderson: I enjoy the sight of dying humans.
Saren: Less sadistic gawking, more running.

Pel: I think that quarians are misunderstood.
Golo: Yeah. We should start a pro-quarian rally.

Used Ship Salesman (volus): Greetings Earth-clan! We sell used ships here! They may need some "improvements" before they can be used again, but it's sort of worth the price!

Turian Councillor: We need to give humans another chance.
Asari Councillor: No. We've already given them too much.
Salarian Councillor: Besides, Anderson blew up an Eezo refinery.
Saren: Oops.... did I say that in my report? Um... it was me that blew it up...

[jackkel dragon]

(Shepard is gathering a team to track down Saren.)

Kaiden: Screw you, Commander! I'm getting transfered tomorrow!

Ashley: I couldn't care less about that turian. Get him yourself.

Tali: What? No, no... I don't think you understand. I wanted a monentary payment, not a job offer.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some C-Sec.

Wrex: I'm hanging up my guns to become a banker.

Liara: I'm sorry Shepard, but I have to find the Shadow Broker.

Anderson: No.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 25 mars 2010 - 07:52 .

[Commissar Gash]

Harbringer: I AM YOUR FATHER!



Shephard: I can't dance.



Wrex: Hello, Lieutenant Commander Shepard. It's very nice to see you.

Shephard: Nice to see you too Urdnot Wrex.

[Texaboose]

Arcian wrote...

Pressly: I trust the aliens.

Liara: I want to f*cking kill the Shadow Broker.

Tali: Screw the Flotilla.

Samara: I'm happy my daughter is free.

Not to be a party-pooper... but I can actually see these characters saying these ones...

Pressly ends up realizing the aliens on board weren't that bad, Liara DOES want to kill the SB, Tali gets pissy with the flotilla sometimes (regarding her Haelstrom mission and getting the shaft in the trial), and Samara DOES respect her daughter.

[jackkel dragon]

Sovereign: We exist because you demand it, and we die because you allow it.

Liara: Thanks you for svaing me, Shepard.
Shepard: You're welcome.
Liara: (Now if I can just lure him alone...)
>>>
Benezia: Have you faced an asari teddy bear platoon? Few sane men have.
Shepard: Oh crap...
Liara: Surprise! (Knifes Shepard in the back.)

Udina: Take her with you, she may be helpful.
Tali: Screw that! (Shoots Udina.)
Shepard: I like this girl!

Udina: Illusive Man. I thought we'd be meeting in person.
Illusive Man: You know that we both love political bs.

Saren: Joining the Reapers is the only chance of survival!
Garrus: Oh. I'll be on your side, then.
Shepard: But the Reapers will kill us!
Garrus: Really? Now I'm really confused...

Saren: I was afraid you'd forget to bring cookies, Shepard.
Shepard: Sorry. Some copper-skinned giant came and ate them all.
Saren: Damn it! I brought milk too...

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: Sing me a lullaby!

Shepard: I'm finishing this fight!

Saren: Mommy? I stubbed my toe.

Grunt: Ma-ma!
(Male) Shepard: I'm not your mom.
Grunt: Me me grunt grunt!

Jacob: Your ship, your call. If you wanna get it on, get it on.
(Male) Shepard: Come here you big brown bear!

Shepard: Why did you dump Jacob?
Miranda: I'm racist.

Miranda: My father forgot to remove certain... chromosomes...
(Female) Shepard: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Garrus: I am a biotic god!

Garrus: Bro hug!
(Male) Shepard: I think we can be more than bros...

Tali: Really? Quarian reproductive organs are the opposite for each gender.
(Female) Shepard: *smiles*

Jack: I'm into chicks.

Thane: After my wife died, I got it on with my son. That's why he didn't want to live with me.

Joker: Commander? Why is it that every time I turn on the security cameras someone, somewhere, is... you know...

Joker: I've been practicing my free-running. Wanna see?

Harbinger: Human. You have changed everything. My eyes are open, the Reapers are the real threat.
Shepard: ???

[ItsMjolnirTime]

Shepard: Can someone hold off the Collectors while I plant the bomb?

Harbinger:Can't let you do that, Shepard!

Collector General: Harbinger has ordered me to take you down.

Sovereign: Shepard! Long time no see!

Human Reaper: Harbinger's enemy is my enemy!

(Get the reference and u wins an internetz)



Turian Councilor: Ah, no, 'Reapers.'

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: How come I don't have as many fans as Tali? Or at least Garrus? What do they have that I don't?

[NauticalInsanity]

Tali: People who..who can just see the helmet can't see my expressions, so I have to make it clear...



[Male Shepard gently removes Tali's face mask and then jumps back in shock]



Shepard: SAREN!?

[jackkel dragon]

NauticalInsanity wrote...

Tali: People who..who can just see the helmet can't see my expressions, so I have to make it clear...

[Male Shepard gently removes Tali's face mask and then jumps back in shock]

Shepard: SAREN!?

Saren: I was afraid you wouldn't make it in time, Shepard.

[SirEmilCrane]

Anderson: Ramirez, defeat the Russian army by your self

[Azint]

ItsMjolnirTime wrote...

Shepard: Can someone hold off the Collectors while I plant the bomb?
Harbinger:Can't let you do that, Shepard!
Collector General: Harbinger has ordered me to take you down.
Sovereign: Shepard! Long time no see!
Human Reaper: Harbinger's enemy is my enemy!
(Get the reference and u wins an internetz)

Turian Councilor: Ah, no, 'Reapers.'

Wow, nostalgia grace me. Starfox 64.

[KainrycKarr]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Anderson: Ramirez, defeat the Russian army by your self

HA

[Caesar914]

Admiral Hackett: Hey Shepard, Fifth Fleet here, Admiral Hackett. So, I was inspecting the SSV Orizaba the other day, and I couldn't help but notice your mother, Captain Hannah, wasn't wearing a wedding ring.....

[Dorian_Gray]

Druss99 wrote...

Tali: Christ!! wat did i eat? Ive been baking air biscuits in here all day, anyone wanna open my suit and have a sniff? I swear ive had my ass section sealed since lunch time.

FTW!

[NauticalInsanity]

[Shepard walks into the fortified apartment. Archangel holds up a finger to pause him, lines up a shot, and kills a mercenary hiding behind a pillar. Archangel walks over to an armored couch and removes his helmet to reveal...]

Shepard: Nihlus! You're supposed to be dead!
Nihlus: So are you, Shepard.
Shepard: Wait, did Cerberus rebuild you too?
Nihlus: No, nothing that elaborate. I was simply too awesome to be killed off by a plot device.

jackkel dragon wrote...

NauticalInsanity wrote...

Tali:
People who..who can just see the helmet can't see my expressions, so I
have to make it clear...

[Male Shepard gently removes Tali's face
mask and then jumps back in shock]

Shepard: SAREN!?

Saren:
I was afraid you wouldn't make it in time, Shepard.

FTW. Between its utterance in ME1 and its use above, I can't think of any two more different ways to hear that line in my head.

[Dorian_Gray]

ItsMjolnirTime wrote...

Shepard: Can someone hold off the Collectors while I plant the bomb?
Harbinger:Can't let you do that, Shepard!
Collector General: Harbinger has ordered me to take you down.
Sovereign: Shepard! Long time no see!
Human Reaper: Harbinger's enemy is my enemy!
(Get the reference and u wins an internetz)

Turian Councilor: Ah, no, 'Reapers.'

StarFox FTW!

[Ashira Shepard]

Cookies to all for getting where the quotes are from; should be easy for americans =P /insert generic statement

(after a god-awful suicide mission)
Joker: She may have died.
TIM: She may have died?
Joker: We're looking into it...

Shepard: Okay, worst case scenario, say you never feel like a father again.
Thane: Uh-huh.
Shepard: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his
relationships are affected by this.
Thane: Do you have a point?
Shepard: *long silence* You know, you'd think I would...

Joker: (to shepard) Oh, I know. This must be so hard for you. "Oh, no! three women love me. They're all gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my thousands, and my
diamond shoes are too tight!"

Conrad: (wraps arm around Shepard's shoulders) Jump off the high dive, stare into the barrel of a gun, pee into the
wind!
Shepard: Conrad, I assure you, if I were staring into the barrel of a gun, I would be
pretty much peeing every which-way.

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: The only way for organics to survive the coming invasion is to side with the Reapers.
Shepard: Hey? Can I go to the bathroom?
Saren: Now you see why I never went forward with this to the Council. We organics are driven by natural urges rather than logic.
Shepard: It really can't wait.

Wrex: Help me out, Shepard. The lines between friend and foe are getting a little blurry from where I stand.
Shepard: You should get glasses.

Liara: The joining is... exhausting.
Shepard: So... that's a no to our date tonight?

Liara: The joining is... exhausting.
Wrex: That's what she said!

Saren: I no longer believe that, Shepard.
Shepard: Why not?

[jackkel dragon]

Abomination: Shepard, I want to get it on with you.
Shepard: DO NOT WANT!

Grunt: In the imprint, there was a ball. It kept getting bigger and bigger. I didn't understand why. Then it hit me.

(From: It's a type of boat -http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html-)

Anderson: Shepard, have all the ships lauched?
Shepard: That was the last wave. All have lauched save this one, Captain.
Anderson: There's not even anyone aboard yet... What's going on here?
Shepard: Sir, this was Ambassador Udina's personal pleasure yacht, though I suppose it belongs to you now. This is your junk.
Anderson: But why aren't there any citizens aboard it yet?
Shepard: The ambassador was a very private man, sir. He forbade anyone from touching his junk.
Anderson: Well, that ends now. The ambassador may have kept his junk to himself, but my junk will be for the people! --> Are there still evacuees waiting to board a ship?
Shepard: Oh, yes, sir. I imagine I'll find no trouble finding people willing to get aboard your junk. It should be able to hold many passengers.
Anderson: I agree.  My junk appears to be quite long...
Garrus: Wider than I would have expected, too.
Anderson: Very well, Shepard. You may hold my junk here until it is fully loaded.
Shepard: That could take some time, captain...
Anderson: I don't care how long it takes, I don't want my junk to launch prematurely. --> Now, did you deliver the package for me?
Kahlee Sanders: I handled the package personally.
Anderson: Perfect.
Saren: I sense a great disturbance... as if a thousand bad jokes cried out, and were suddenly silenced by a better comic.

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: Don't let the thread die! I need it for my master plan!