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[Milician]

Samara: Forget it, lets just go get drunk...

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: If you read my book, you'd know that it doesn't do justice to me.

Anderson: Don't forget to read this cool book about me!

Kahlee Sanders: Just ignore what I did at the beggining of that book...

Lemm: What the? Is this book completely about Quarians?
Golo: There is a quarian mask on the cover.
Pel: Are those silhouettes at the bottom supposed to be the main characters?

Saren: Look at that cover. I had to pose for that picture.

Shepard (After buying the ME novels in ME2): Who the hell is this "Drew Karpyshyn" and how does he know this stuff?

[A Fat Walrus]

Tehface wrote...


Thane: I make up past events to sound cool



Mordin's Twitter Update: "Shepards banging the cheerleader lol."

I lol'd

[Arbiter156]

Shepard: (looking at the reapers) "we are so ****ed"

illusive man: "hahahahaha my plan is to passive smoke you to death"

joker: "I enjoyed watching you die"

miranda: "ok I don't have any thing witty to say"

Jacob: "I'm proof that there isn't a Santa"

garrus: "callibrations are done, right wheres my hug?"

tali: "I'm young and emotionally vunerable right now so please take advantage of me"

Liara: "you know what, it was quite entertaining chasing your body around"

wrex: "I want to kiss you"

grunt: "quick shepard I need to be at the tea party by 4:00"

Samara: "finally I'm not breaking a rule"

thane: "I love my life"

legion: (to tali) "give me some quarian sugar baby!"

mordin: "why do i suddenly what to have that krogans baby?"

zaeed: "yes I do have friends"

turian councillor: "ok I believe you"

harginer: "ASSUMING DIREC... Ok this is getting old"

udina: shepard I love you and I want your babies ( to a shocked male shepard)

[A Fat Walrus]

Dusk1976 wrote...

Joker: Ever see those old vids of Robot Chicken? The writer was a genius.

Definitely should be in ME3

[Reaper27]

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Wrex.

Shepard: Shepard... Whoops.

Wrex: Ha! Victory is mine!

[Skeane12]

Ashley: You cheated on me?

Shepard: You said mean things to me on Horizon.

Ashley: Touché

[jeff0987654321]

Conrad Verner: You shot me in the foot! I'm not your fan anymore.

[ItsMjolnirTime]

Carth: Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[jackkel dragon]

Kaidan: Commander...
Shepard: Call me Revan.
Kaidan: All right... Revan.
Shepard: See you later, Carth.

Architect: So you are the commander of the Normandy.
Shepard: Wait... who the hell are you?
Architect: I apologize for what I must do. I do not wish to be enemies.
Shepard: Do I know you from somewhere?
Duncan: (Walks in with silverite daggers.)

[jackkel dragon]

Grissom: I love the people!
*boos from the crowd*
Grissom: I'm coming out of retirement just for you all!
*all humans start trying to kill him, all non-humans try to calm the humans down*

[Jack Package]

Rachni queen: This one serves as our voice. We cannot sing. Not in these low spaces. Your musics are colorless. Blargh.. bla.. We are Rachni! Now let us out of this tank so we can eat you.
Shepard: If I let you live, will you attack other races again?
Rachni queen: We will indeed. We will swarm their systems and drink their blood!
Shepard: Hmmm..
Wrex: You can't kill her, we Krogans wiped out the Rachni and it was wrong and we are very very sad about this.
Shepard: Ok.


*critical mission failure*

[jackkel dragon]

Shepard: Garrus! What are you doing here?
Garrus: Killing trolls is hard work. Don't let my silky threads die.

[Reaper27]

Jacob: The Lazarus Project... the programme that rebuilt you... It's funded and controlled by Cerberus.
Shepard: Uhh yeah, I did notice the Cerberus logos on every wall and door on the way here.

Modifié par Reaper27, 04 avril 2010 - 02:16 .

[Skeane12]

Shephard: Well what would you do with Saren?

Liara: I'd kick him in the Quads!

[DPSSOC]

Shepard: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[kreite]

 its more like a what I would say if I was shepard

Reapers:we are here ti kill y--

Shepard:NOW HOLD ON A SECOND "points at reapers" YOU YYYOU WAT THE F--K IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID C--TS!!!!!!!!

Reaper 1:wow your really mad

Shepard (angrier): WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DO YOU GET OFF ON KILLING GLAXYS YOU STUPID B-----S

Random squademate:shepard easy there

Shepard:DO YA THINK I DON'T HAVE A LIFE DO YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE S--T TO DOO I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THE F-----G NORMANDY I HAVE TO HANDLE EVERYBODYS PROBLEMS DAILY AND SOLVE SIDE MISSIONS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY IMPORTANCE AND ALL AND THE SPAM EMAILS ITS A WONDER I HAVEN'T PUT A PISTOL TO MY HEAD!!!!!!!

Reaper 2: I should g-

Shepard: DON'T YU START THAT S--T I'VE KILLED SO MANY MUTHERF--KIN COLLECTERS IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GODANM THINGS!!!!!!

Harbinger: there just doin there jobs man

Shepard interrupts

Shepard:AND YOU DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOU YOU STUPID F--K!!!!!!!!

Harbinger(hurt):I'm not stupid

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I REPEAT THE LAST GODANMED TIME I'M STOPPING YOUR STUPID ASS PLANS WE ARE GOIN HOME AND GUESS WERE YOUR STAYIN. IN DARK SPACE AND IF I SEE YOU ANYWHERE IN THE MILKY WAY I WILL SHOVE THOSE TENTACLES IN A PLACE WERE ANIME WOULDNT DARE TO SHOW!!!!!!!!! 

[FenixFire]

Joker: I'm cured!



Yeah, that was kinda cruel.

[Kwom Masbag]

Garrus: *spits out mouthwash* "Scope'd and dropped!"

[Caesar914]

Conrad Verner: Hey Shepard, guess what! I started taking my meds again!

[JazmanX]

Legion: Commander Shepard! We have just finished updating our grammer processors!

[Reaper27]

Samara: Embrace eternity.

(Unfortunately )

[PaladinXelezar]

Sorry didn't have time to make picture for this one...

EDI: The Collectors are onboard
Joker: I'VE HAD IT... WITH THESE MOTHERF***ING COLLECTORS ON THIS MOTHERF***ING SHIP!!!!

Modifié par PaladinXelezar, 04 avril 2010 - 09:23 .